Grand Theft Auto: Vice City was set 16 years in the past when it was released in 2002, it's depiction of an 80s Miami feeling like a bygone era, a world away. But it's now been 16 years since the release of Vice City.
I had this horrifying thought while explaining the concept of "music that existed before you were born" to my kids the other day. I'd remembered some of my favourite "old" music is from Vice City's Emotion soundtrack, then went pale as I did the math.
Horror soon gave way to daydreaming, though, as I wondered what a "retro" GTA set in the year 2002 might actually look (and more importantly sound) like. I know GTA 3 was released only a year earlier in 2001, but it's hardly a time capsule of the turn of millennium; it's off-brand soundtrack and character design wasn't as interested in representing the times as they were looking like a Michael Mann movie.
You've got a nation still raw and wounded from the events of 9/11, with all the horrors that day would set in motion only just starting to gather steam, yet there was still also a touch of the last days of summer about it, as the West drained its last reserves of turn-of-the-millennium optimism before settling into the dark timeline we're currently living through.
Revisiting those days, reflected in GTA's trademark TV and radio ads, billboards and mission themes, would be fascinating, especially since it's a time period so ripe for parody. Imagine all the frosted tips! Brick phones! Shiny jeans! Boot cuts! Nu metal! It was such an earnest time. There was terror but there was also still hope. We all thought the environment could be saved, that Nazis had been defeated in 1945, that the worst that could happen in an election were some hanging chads, that the internet was a force for good.
Some 2000's soundtrack suggestions and more: https://kotaku.com/a-retro-grand-theft-auto-would-now-be-set-in-the-year-2-1828670848
Would you play a GTA set 16 years ago from now? I would. I was very young in those days, it was a different era for me than for many people here.
But why did the 80s feel so long ago back in the 2000s than the 2000s do now?