Worst lines in popular video games

[Bor Gullet]

Arkham Asylum.

Batman says to himself "Gordon's smarter than he looks." WTF Batman, that's supposed to be one of your best friends you dick.

 

[Annabel]

 

[Deleted member 864]

As much as I love the series, a number of lines from Kingdom Hearts.

 

[The Unsent]

"Who would have such a lust for Resetera? Who?!"

MGSV

 

[Einchy]

WHERE'S THE LIES

 

[Spinky]

WHERE'S THE LIES

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dying

 

[Crossing Eden]

WHERE'S THE LIES

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😂

 

[Samanosuke Akechi]

 

[Dennis8K]

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You saved me the trouble.

 

[Era Uma Vez]

EDIT: Oh, I thought you said best, my bad...

 

[mookie1515]

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He wanted to cure her of Covid.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Basically anything from Devil may Cry.

And I really do mean anything.

"FUCK YOU"

"FUCK YOUUUUUUuuuuuUUUUU *vomits everywhere*"

 

[alexi52]

 

[Samanosuke Akechi]

 

[Mirage]

😂

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First thing I thought of.

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Umm sorry but this is supposed to be worst lines.

 

[BoJack]

Death Stranding was my GotY, but it sure is filled with stupid lines.

 

[Technesis]

 

[quibbler]

Bayonetta. Nuff said.

 

[nasirum]

RE7 "Welcome to the family, son."

 

[Kopite]

TLOU

"You know Ellie, we really are the the last of us".

 

[404LinkNotFound]

TLOU

"You know Ellie, we really are the the last of us".

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i swear this line was always a manufactured attempt to invoke the Mandella Effect lol

 

[ClickyCal']

Take your pick from Other m.

Literally, throw every line in a hat and it will be bad. "It was as if I knew his mind." Oh there's one.

 

[Pyro]

Maybe this is more cheesy than bad cuz I love it, but RE3 delivered this awesome one:

 

[Sleepwalker]

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Oh my god what is this?

 

[Samanosuke Akechi]

 

[AlexBasch]

I'm not really digging at all the monologuing that Sebastian does in The Evil Within 2. I know he wouldn't be silent all the time, excluding the interactions with other characters, but it's too much.

 

[alexi52]

Oh my god what is this?

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The new Trials of Mana remake

 

[Tatsu91]

RE7 "Welcome to the family, son."

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Thats a great line tbh

 

[chandoog]

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This is what I came in to post.

Maybe this is more cheesy than bad cuz I love it, but RE3 delivered this awesome one:

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This doesn't belong .. meant to be cheesy and Jill's reaction/response is perfect.

 

[Deleted member 23068]

Resident Evil 1 lol

 

[KujoJosuke]

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haha oh fuck

that is astonishing

 

[Deleted member 17388]

From Detroit: Become Human.

 

[OzBoz]

 

[Wanderer5]

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This is the worst lines thread, not the best!

RE1's cheesy lines should have a special place in everyone's heart. ;D

 

[Deleted member 24021]

Maybe this is more cheesy than bad cuz I love it, but RE3 delivered this awesome one:

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That belongs in the other thread.

 

[Sephiroth]

Both best AND worst

 

[Hybrid Rainbow]

😂

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🙄 The hate for Death Stranding is ridiculous.

 

[JohnnySomething]

"Socio-what??"

Bully

 

[A Strong Latte]

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What on earth

 

[Fumpster]

🙄 The hate for Death Stranding is ridiculous.

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So are you saying this is... a good line?

 

[Thiago]

RE7 "Welcome to the family, son."

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Oh, you.

 

[nhlducks35]

🙄 The hate for Death Stranding is ridiculous.

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The fanboyism is ridiculous

 

[Crossing Eden]

🙄 The hate for Death Stranding is ridiculous.

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No

The fanboyism is ridiculous

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Yes

There's stanning and then there's defending that line. It's one of many self indulgent overly serious awkwardly delivered lines that's played completely straight and juxtaposed with some of the best realtime graphics in a video game ever.

 

[hydruxo]

🙄 The hate for Death Stranding is ridiculous.

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I loved the game but that line is atrocious. Complete eye roll moment.

 

[Rirse]

Not shown is the boss name, M.C. Tusk

 

[the magical kitsune]

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Reminds me of vinny doing a seth rogen laugh through a filter:
https://www.twitch.tv/vinesauce/clip/BashfulMotionlessHeronMingLee?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=time

 

[Nintendo]

WHERE'S THE LIES

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DYING over here!!

 

[TransEuropaExpress]

I didn't play much of Days Gone but that game had painful fucking line after painful line.

The dialogue was really unintentionally funny to me.

 

[KomandaHeck]

God, this line sucks.

 

[softtack]

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This gives me strength when I have none.