A dog, a cat and a baby are in house fire, who do you save?

[Lant_War]

You decide to take a walk and find a house on fire. You can see through the windows a dog and a cat in the first floor, and a human baby on the second one. Who do you save?

Rules:
1- You won't die
2- You can save the dog and the cat, or the baby.
3- "I wouldn't save nobody" isn't an answer. You've already decided to save whoever you can.

 

[takriel]

Of course the fucking baby.

 

[Wackamole]

The baby.
The fuck kinda question is that?
I mean, the pets can try and save themselves.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Are you insane?

 

[Serene]

What

 

[JeTmAn]

Ummmm....why would anyone save an animal instead of a human baby?

 

[Shadybiz]

These animal threads on Era sure have been fucking weird the past few days.

 

[Deleted member 4372]

Please lock this thread. Nonsense

 

[The Dragon Mask]

The baby, what?

 

[Darryl M R]

Why is it always people with that avatar who make the strangest threads?

 

[CHC]

cat

 

[Ignis]

Lmao wut

Aren't you also the guy that said Pikachu would outgross Toy Story 3?

It all makes sense now...

 

[RocknRola]

Why is this even a question? The baby. Always the baby.

 

[zombiejames]

Get ready for the most lopsided poll you'll ever see, OP.

 

[MikeHattsu]

Ummmm....why would anyone save an animal instead of a human baby?

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People has mentioned in other threads that they'd save the animal

 

[rpm]

 

[Tophat Jones]

WTF

 

[Pillock]

I would step over burning cats and dogs to save the baby.

 

[Siggy-P]

Call me Samus Aran cus I'm gonna save the baby like it's never been saved before

 

[CHC]

the cat or dog might be a shapeshifted human

and if they both are you just saved two humans

 

[bionic77]

This is a horrible thread that should be closed.

 

[iareharSon]

A baby.

To make it interesting, you should say your loyal dog / cat of 10 years and a homeless stranger are trapped in a house fire - who do you save? The homeless man will probably still win out, but I know people will be lying through their teeth when they click it.

 

[dragonchild]

Wow gosh, I love legitimizing the False Dilemma fallacy.

 

[Lant_War]

Impossible, I was told that people here would save an animal over a baby. Could it be that people were trying to argue in bad faith? No way.

 

[saenima]

Dog and cat should be two different options OP.

Smh

 

[JeTmAn]

People has mentioned in other threads that they'd save the animal

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I get it now, this is just a way to draw out the sociopaths of Era and get a firm list of them. It's a good plan.

 

[TheIlliterati]

All life is equal, so I would die trying to figure out who to save first.
/s

 

[Sunster]

take kid. open windows/doors. not hard.

 

[Dest]

who the wahat the fuck

the babY??

 

[Barrel Cannon]

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LOOOOOOOOL I'm dead
flare

 

[Pillock]

Impossible, I was told that people here would save an animal over a baby. Could it be that people were trying to argue in bad faith? No way.

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Who the fuck told you that?

 

[Enduin]

The many over the few.

Spoiler

The baby.

 

[HardRojo]

Someone's trying to start the "animal lives are worth the same or more than human lives" discussion, I see.

 

[Finalbeta]

Baby I suppose but it would be by instinct I generally value all life

 

[dreams]

Lmao I love how people are taking the hyperbole from that dog thread seriously and think most people would really save pets over a human baby.

 

[Indelible]

The baby, no other option honestly.

 

[Dan Thunder]

It depends. Had the cat and/or dog done any commercials or sitcoms?

 

[Mr. Poolman]

How is this even a question???
O.o

 

[Strangelove_77]

Do I know this baby? Do I know the cat and the dog?

 

[Officer Big Mac]

Is the baby a trained firefighter capable of carrying 100 lbs?

 

[Seirith]

I would open the front door so that the dog and cat could run out since they are on the first floor and then go save the baby.

 

[TheMango55]

I'd save a stranger's baby over my own dog. I'd feel real sad about it but come on.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Impossible, I was told that people here would save an animal over a baby. Could it be that people were trying to argue in bad faith? No way.

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Boy, you sure showed...whoever you're talking about right now.

 

[sfedai0]

Dogs and cats instinctively know to run. Babies cant. Come on OP.

 

[Deleted member 15428]

I loved every pet I've ever had but in the end they're just animals. The baby will have priority.

 

[i_am_ben]

how is this even a question?

 

[CyborgNumberBlue]

Cat only, the dog will save the baby.

 

[Terror-Billy]

I'd save the cat, of course.

 

[CHC]

Seriously though why is it a select group of users who make the vast majority of all threads? Do you guys just sit around wondering what us losers think of everything?

 

[DJ_Lae]

Dog should be separate from cat, as your average resetera member is going to want to save the dog but not the cat, and your poll paints them into a corner.