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Jul 19, 2018
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Seeking Awesome Republican Goddess

This whole site is absolute gold. Needless to say he has huge love for trump and is a 9/11 conspiracy theorist. You need to pass his 11 question test to reach the meat of the site but it's well worth it, he's an utter fruitloop. Then we need to talk about his photos....

A couple of choice quotes:

'I need a mirror to see my face, but not so see inside mySelf. Like everyone else, I'm God's work in progress being sculpted by a Divine Hammer and Chisel. It's been a long, sometimes excruciating journey. I am often astonished at how well I am turning out! I seem to be getting better and better.

I seek an extremely intelligent woman with a university degree or equivalent strong education. But if you are university-educated, you were not fooled by (or you have subsequently recovered from) academia's incessant indoctrination of liberal, Democrat, progressive, atheist, feminist, global-warming/climate-change and socialist/Marxist/communist propaganda.

I am not a simple man. I'm sophisticated, multi-talented and multifaceted. Some have called me a Renaissance Man; others have called me a genius.'

Marry me to reverend William if old.
 

wisdom0wl

Avenger
Oct 26, 2017
7,868
This dude has multiple chins and a beer gut doesn't he

edit:nvm but this template also fits the conservative bill tbh
 

Veliladon

Member
Oct 27, 2017
5,558
T2.matrix.png


THIS NEEDS TO BE A MEME.

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keku

Member
Apr 23, 2019
333
I feel so bad for people like this... We need more mental health awareness around the world.
 

keku

Member
Apr 23, 2019
333
If this is fake, what about the videos? (Passed the questions, answering the most awful choice)
 

saenima

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
11,892
I systematically chose the worst possible option and only got stumped once lol

Idk if this is fake or not but it's a pretty good depiction of the widespread senility that elected the likes of Trump and Johnson, and wants to bring us to the dark ages again.
 
Oct 27, 2017
12,374
Those photos look like Tobias Funke's headshots.

I'm also on team fake for this one. A hardcore conservative that's only "spiritual", is open to Buddha and Krishna, reincarnation and karma, and doesn't believe solely in Jesus and the written Bible? Nah. Doesn't add up.
 

Kinggroin

Self-requested ban
Banned
Oct 26, 2017
6,392
Uranus, get it?!? YOUR. ANUS.
I went through the whole thing.

The guy harbors some very narrow minded viewpoints to say the least. I do applaud the effort though — he knows what he wants, and won't be wasting anyone's time in the extent of the process since it's just him and his personality gauntlet.
 
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