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Boondocks

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Nov 30, 2020
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NE Georgia USA
I'm posting the whole column since The Townhall is a "Trump=Jesus" site:

"I am the only nationally syndicated conservative talk radio host in America who spent his prior career as a professional gambler and "the King of Vegas Sports Gambling" (as the media dubbed me). But don't take my word for it. Next time you're in Vegas, look for my 180-pound granite star on Las Vegas Boulevard in front of Paris Las Vegas Hotel & Casino.

So, no other conservative media personality has friends like I do. In addition to many of the top GOP politicians and the president of the United States, my list of buddies includes some "only in Vegas" characters such as "Richie." Richie is a professional gambler and a convicted horse-race fixer.

Back in the day, Richie may have been the greatest and most prolific horse-race fixer in history. He fixed over 1,000 horse races in 11 years at every racetrack in California, bribing over 100 jockeys. Eventually, he was convicted and served time in prison.

That was 25 years ago. Today, Richie is one of the good guys and a respected member of his community, as well as a noted philanthropist. But Richie still has his street smarts -- something no one in Washington, D.C., has. For over 50 years, he witnessed the smartest and sharpest scammers and cheaters in the gambling world. No one can spot a scam like Richie. My buddy has a Ph.D. in the Art of the Steal.

Richie watched and studied the 2020 presidential election. He calls it "the greatest scam and steal in world history." He says anyone who denies this election was stolen is a criminal who was in on the scam; a bribed politician or bureaucrat who benefits from the scam; or a complete naive moron.

What does the world's greatest horse-race fixer believe happened on election night? Richie says it's clear that President Donald Trump won in a landslide in key battleground states, so big that Democrats had to move quickly to plan B and bring in reinforcements -- vans, U.S. Postal Service trucks, even planes filled with fake ballots, in the wee hours of the morning, with no GOP witnesses watching.

The millions of fake ballots reportedly cast for Joe Biden weren't enough. Democratic scammers had to call a timeout and obviously brought in millions of additional fake ballots to erase Trump's massive lead.

In a coordinated conspiracy so easy to see -- Richie calls it "amateur hour" -- five states clearly agreed at the same time to pause or stop counting votes, thereby buying themselves time to have millions of additional fake ballots filled out, trucked in or, in some cases, flown into nearby airports.

In the case of Georgia, there are accusations of scammers faking that a pipe burst and caused a flood, during which they rolled out suitcases filled with ballots, all of which was caught on video.

Any idiot who isn't blind can see what happened, says Richie. It was as if a brazen gang of 50 carrying AK-47s and not wearing face coverings robbed five banks at the exact same time, showed their IDs on the way out the door, and then got a blind eye turned by every FBI agent and every judge. Maybe people are in denial. Maybe the D.C. swamp got to them. Maybe they're in on the scam. A lot of respectable people in power must be getting filthy rich on this scam, says Richie.

Some telltale signs of the scam: reports that GOP witnesses had to be removed from the room; that these ballots had only one name filled out (Biden) because scammers were rushing and didn't have time to fill out down-ballot races; and that many of the ballots looked pristine because they were clearly never mailed but rather rushed from printing presses to counting rooms.

Street-smart Richie says this case is such a slam dunk that any judge who throws it out is dirty and any prosecutor who can't convict these scammers should lose his or her license to practice law.

Richie compares this case to Scott Peterson's 2004 murder trial. Peterson got the death penalty based only on circumstantial evidence. This 2020 election scam was so obvious it makes Scott Peterson look innocent by comparison.

Yet here we sit, with a conspiracy so deep that political leaders, mainstream media, social media, judges, prosecutors, the U.S. justice system, and virtually every person in power in D.C. act as if nothing happened. And they do it so casually, so matter-of-factly, that Richie says it's easy to conclude they're all in on the scam.

Jan. 20 will determine whether we are still a nation of laws or a corrupt, third-world banana republic where horse-race fixers tell the truth and politicians are the real scam artists."

I'm sure this whole column is from the writers imagination. But the logic of a convicted race-fixer weighing in on the election is too funny. Maybe I have PES (Post Election Stress) messing with my sense of humor.
 

Eidan

Avenger
Oct 30, 2017
8,559
All of this is so goddamn tiresome. Present evidence or shut the fuck up.
 

malingenie

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Oct 29, 2017
197
Their logic is laughable and should be pointed out as laughable. Can they even imagine an alternative explanation for "political leaders, mainstream media, social media, judges, prosecutors, the U.S. justice system, and virtually every person in power in D.C. act as if nothing happened"?
 

Ariakon44

Prophet of Truth
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Nov 17, 2020
10,168
So all five states, judges, election officials, etc. were all in on the scheme?

God, I wish our actual government was 1/10th as competent as the shadow government these lunatics think runs the country seems to be.
 

Parthenios

The Fallen
Oct 28, 2017
13,599
This whole thing is logically backwards. It presents the conclusion as a premise, used to prove the premises/evidence.

"Trump must have won, therefore election fraud must have occurred. And because this fraud must have occurred, Trump must have won the election."
 

Joe

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Oct 25, 2017
8,591
I do actually like that his version of events has an explanation for why Democrats didn't cheat the House or Senate while they were at it. Quite elegant.
 

NCR Ranger

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Oct 25, 2017
5,838
I love it. A massive conspiracy that involves thousands of people across multiple states all to give Biden a narrow win in many of them. Of course during all that planning all that scheming they somehow just plum forgot and ran out of time to vote down ballot. Leave it to the democrats to mess up and snatch defeat from the jaws of total victory.
 

Sho_Nuff82

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Nov 14, 2017
18,410
I didn't see the Scott Peterson swerve coming at all, bravo.

And how many right wing figures are good friends with people who spent years in federal prison for mob fixing millions of dollars? Don't answer that.
 

Semfry

Member
Oct 25, 2017
1,952
No way this grifter is grifting us when he tells us everything we want to hear!
 

Pirateluigi

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Oct 27, 2017
6,865
I do actually like that his version of events has an explanation for why Democrats didn't cheat the House or Senate while they were at it. Quite elegant.

"They orchestrated the biggest election fraud in history, but they clearly didn't have TIME to fill in the other ovals! SHEEP!"
 

Mike Works

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Oct 28, 2017
1,775
But the dead people voted
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Aurongel

Attempted to circumvent ban with alt account
Banned
Oct 28, 2017
7,065
That was 25 years ago. Today, Richie is one of the good guys and a respected member of his community, as well as a noted philanthropist

Translation: "He has donated to several prominent Christian organizations and media groups which means he's morally absolved of anything that might contradict his self-described expertise on this area he clearly knows nothing about."
 

Alien Bob

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Nov 25, 2017
2,456
"There's a corruption running deep inside America, folks. More than 80 million people conspired to steal the presidency! Some of them may even live near you!"
 

HStallion

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Oct 25, 2017
62,261
I'm sure if Richie was asked any kind of serious question as to how federal elections work in any kind of detail I'm guessing he'd either shut the fuck up or begin an incoherent bullshit diatribe for being confronted.
 

SunBroDave

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Oct 25, 2017
13,140
Oh look - another person, who is incentivized to have Trump remain president, is using what influence/power they have to *checks notes* try to help Trump remain president.

These people are so transparent.
 

RedSparrows

Prophet of Regret
Member
Feb 22, 2019
6,473
It's always absolutely sublime how utterly and hilariously backwards this is. Here is THE CON, spotted by defenders of... Donald Fucking Trump. Leopards Eating My Face just doesn't cut it anymore. It's fucking 'Satanists 4 Jesus' levels.
 

qaopjlll

Member
Oct 27, 2017
2,787
Wow, if you didn't say where the article was from I would've guessed it was an Onion article.
 

FliX

Master of the Reality Stone
Moderator
Oct 25, 2017
9,863
Metro Detroit
Let's not signal boost right wing conspiracy theorists; This thread has therefore been locked.
 
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