Breathing adequately while performing oral sex is not that difficult

[Jack Bauer]

So stop using lack of oxygen as an excuse not to do it. Thanks.

 

[subpar spatula]

Someone really wants a blowjob.

 

[ZeoVGM]

It's only Wednesday.

 

[Legacy]

Is it the weekend already?

 

[Jarrod38]

But it's only Wednesday.

 

[HououinKyouma]

 

[Truly Gargantuan]

Little salty you didn't get any top today?

 

[Soap]

This explains how angry you were in 24.

 

[Cyclonesweep]

Some people can't breathe thru their nose properly, jerk.

 

[Dest]

Thanks OP, very cool!

 

[808s & Villainy]

Someone really wants a blowjob.

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We don't know if they're talking about blowjobs or eating out

 

[nsilvias]

someones salty

 

[Bigkrev]

Breathing isn't hard, it's the gag reflex that kills it whenever i'm doing it....

 

[HockeyBird]

OP keeps trying to get action from anti-maskers so he's heard this excuse a lot

 

[HylianSeven]

I expected that to be the headline of an article or something and was disappointed the OP was just one sentence.

 

[Eidan]

People actually use that as an excuse? How bad at breathing or oral or both do you need to be to not know how to breath while performing oral sex?

 

[Jack Bauer]

Some people can't breathe thru their nose properly, jerk.

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I mean obviously there are exceptions. But for the most part...

 

[xxracerxx]

Reciprocate

 

[Deleted member 41178]

What? I'm over 40 and had plenty of action and have never once heard this excuse. What's the circumstances surrounding it?

 

[Jack Bauer]

Reciprocate

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Always.

 

[Cyclonesweep]

I mean obviously there are exceptions. But for the most part...

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Maybe you need to shower and the smell makes it hard to breathe?

 

[NickHyde]

maybe your dick is too big

 

[subpar spatula]

Have you tried demonstrating it on an inanimate object to show them how it's done?

 

[Deleted member 33533]

Tell us what happened, OP.

 

[shintoki]

How can you say its a real blow job if they aren't choosing between breathing and one inch more!?

 

[delete12345]

Must be the August the 25th. I envy you.

 

[Cyclonesweep]

How can you say its a real blow job if they aren't choosing between breathing and one inch more!?

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If you aint choking, might as well be stroking.

A super drunk hillbilly told me that in a bar once as he stumbled around with a lady on his arm.

 

[Retrosmith]

Story time OP! Don't leave it hanging.

 

[spam flakes]

lmao

It's not even the weekend.

 

[jon bones]

it's barely lunch time guys keep it together

 

[Jack Bauer]

Maybe you need to shower and the smell makes it hard to breathe?

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We're both feral. Not an issue.

 

[chiller]

OP is like

 

[MasterYoshi]

Sit on my face and smother me

 

[Razmos]

My gag reflex sucks. Pun intended.

Also if you can perform cunnilingus you can wear a face mask

 

[deadman322]

Sorry op but heroes don't do that stuff

 

[StarsAreStuff]

my nose is stuffy sorry op

 

[Tom Nook]

Hump day.

 

[Captain Fish]

Fabolous - Breathe (Explicit)

Fabolous - Breathe (Explicit)

www.youtube.com

 

[N64Controller]

this is a good thread

 

[terrible]

I can barely breathe through my nose nearly 365 days a year.

 

[Dragon Puncher]

That might be the worst excuse I have ever heard if we are talking about sucking dick. What are your nose doing in this situation since you can't breath with it?

Giving oral to women can actually lead to some situations where it is hard to breath since your nose can be buried deep in pussy, but you can figure it out.

 

[Jack Bauer]

this is a good thread

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It is my magnum opus.

 

[EssBeeVee]

We don't know if they're talking about blowjobs or eating out

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or both at the same time.

 

[Aiqops]

It is my magnum opus.

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Well it may be difficult if one is dealing with a magnum opus. 😏

 

[Kevers]

I've not heard that excuse, sucks for op

 

[julia crawford]

This reads like a conversation that didn't happen and we got a thread instead

 

[Kevers]

Giving oral to women can actually lead to some situations where it is hard to breath since your nose can be buried deep in pussy, but you can figure it out.

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this right here. You're allowed to also use your hands.

 

[Heliex]

I lose track of time when going down on someone.

 

[Perzeval]

I once saw someone else's naked body

 

[Truly Gargantuan]

Roman GianArthur - I-69

The Wondaland Arts Societyhttp://romangianarthur.tumblr.com/www.wondaland.com

youtu.be