Design next Xbox, Playstation, Switch in MS Paint. Specs optional

[DukeBlueBall]

I'll start.

Specs:
6.9 teraflops for XX, barely 18 teraflops for X3 premium sku.

Design should invoke nostalgia for the 360. Warm and inviting.

 

[orochi91]

That's a 360, fam

 

[Joe]

I like it, but a lot of guys are gonna have trouble finding that disc eject button.

 

[donhonk]

A bit sexual. Good job.

 

[Deleted member 873]

Men will never be able to remove this console's discs.

 

[Kandinsky]

I like it, but a lot of guys are gonna have trouble finding that disc eject button.

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lol

 

[Detective Loki]

 

[Deleted member 7082]

They keep telling me there's an eject button but I can't find it.

EDIT: goddamnit

 

[CQC]

This thread gon' be good.

 

[m23]

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What in the actual hell...

 

[Aokiji]

The horror

 

[Deleted member 5334]

What in the actual hell...

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It's... a bit of a story...

 

[Cess007]

Design should invoke nostalgia for the 360. Warm and inviting.

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you did this on purpose, right? lmao

 

[jelly]

I like it, but a lot of guys are gonna have trouble finding that disc eject button.

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:D

Dual analogue stick placement, how dare you OP!

 

[Dest]

It's... a bit of a story...

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This story deserves to be told, I think.

 

[Sunny]

to quote the op's own words from another thread...

4 inches here is enough to do some damage.

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[Roven]

Meltdown incoming because of symmetrical sticks

 

[Deleted member 22750]

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Is that....an xbone?

 

[xxracerxx]

I'll start.

Specs:
6.9 teraflops for XX, barely 18 teraflops for X3 premium sku.

Design should invoke nostalgia for the 360. Warm and inviting.

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That's a vagina.

 

[LuckyLocke]

I like it, but a lot of guys are gonna have trouble finding that disc eject button.

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[DMVfan123]

 

[The Iron Banana]

You can tell it's an American console because the disc slot is vertical.

 

[Deleted member 18944]

What a shit post, OP.

 

[808s & Villainy]

 

[ActWan]

nice nipples on that controller.

 

[Deleted member 1589]

PS5

Xbox totally not four but we can't say we have one less generation than the PlayStation

Nintendo Switch U

 

[AxkilAvenger]

That there is a vagina OP

 

[DukeBlueBall]

PS5

Xbox totally not four but we can't say we have one less generation than the PlayStation

Nintendo Switch U

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A generation where all 3 console are black monolithic boxes with horsepower? Nintendo fans on Era jizzing themselves.

 

[Bung Hole]

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OMG My sides FUCK LOL

 

[Deleted member 1589]

A generation where all 3 console are black monolithic boxes with horsepower? Nintendo fans on Era jizzing themselves.

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It's a portable black minilith

Oh god I should have named it Nintendo Minilith

 

[Hanbei]

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So that's a guy masturbating and sending some harmful waves to his roommate, thus causing a headache. That's nasty, man.

 

[EchoChamber]

So that's a guy masturbating and sending some harmful waves to his roommate, thus causing a headache. That's nasty, man.

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*sister.

 

[Kyoufu]

So that's a guy masturbating and sending some harmful waves to his roommate, thus causing a headache. That's nasty, man.

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I think that's the dude's sister.

 

[Dinjooh]

A lot of people on this forum aren't willing to lick that Xbox logo because they think it's unclean. Silly if you ask me.

 

[nekkid]

OP you started the thread with a vagina and breasts. Let's talk about that.

 

[Starlatine]

feel the power (of the cloud)

 

[Kafkaswaffle]

you did this on purpose, right? lmao

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Did you read the specs?

Nice one, op

 

[DukeBlueBall]

Meltdown incoming because of symmetrical sticks

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Aren't they supposed to be superior?

 

[Charcoal]

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I remember college quite well.

 

[HighFive]

Should rename it the XboX 0.

Took me a while i guess im very tired lol.

 

[Baku]

A lot of people on this forum aren't willing to lick that Xbox logo because they think it's unclean. Silly if you ask me.

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Hahah this thread is killing me.

 

[Biosnake]

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[nekkid]

X3 premium got me good tbf

 

[Instant Vintage]

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I'm DYING at my desk. LMFAO

 

[Kerotan]

The Xbox Cloud

 

[Detective]

Thankfully MS won't be using that PS style controller.

 

[Deleted member 4532]

feel the power (of the cloud)

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The cloud! \o/

 

[Kopite]

I can't see most of the pics in this thread, what's happening

 

[SuikerBrood]

Lol.

 

[Adookah]

This is legit. Can't talk specs.