Do you consider waffle stomping efficient?

[Charcoal]

In my mind, waffle stomping is efficient. It cuts down on the total amount of time it takes to get ready in the morning, but my wife gets mad at me for it.

 

[rude]

Waffle Stomping: to defecate in the shower and then proceed to try to stomp it down the drain with your foot.

 

[MrDaravon]

I see it's the weekend already

 

[Sunbeam]

pls no

 

[Jogi]

Checks calendar....yep, it's weekend era's time to shine. haha.

 

[PeskyToaster]

Waffle Stomping: to defecate in the shower and then proceed to try to stomp it down the drain with your foot.

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Thank you.

In my mind, waffle stomping is efficient. It cuts down on the total amount of time it takes to get ready in the morning, but my wife gets mad at me for it.

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No I don't.

 

[Heliex]

Ladies and gentlemen, the Weekend.

 

[Dest]

fuck you

 

[Heliex]

My serious answer is stop defecating in your shower.

 

[Sunbeam]

 

[Truly Gargantuan]

Can't tell if serious....

If so...don't do this. It's disgusting. Peeing in the shower is one thing, shitting in the shower is an entirely different subject.

 

[Kyrios]

 

[BLEEN]

You and me both, bro.

 

[Rag]

Do you want to explain to a plumber why you did this at some point in the future? That's the real question.

 

[Thorn]

Christ, I hate weekend era.

 

[Lobster Roll]

Eat a ton of fiber and calories before bed. Then, eat a bunch of dairy products and chug a cup of coffee first in the morning. You'll get caffeinated, you'll get calories, and your shit will be liquefied. You won't even have to stomp, saving valuable seconds.

 

[abellwillring]

Have you really ever done this in real life? What is wrong with you?

 

[nsilvias]

It's disgusting is what it is. Pissing in the shower is cool but shitting no way.

 

[Dullahan]

Jesus fucking Christ.

 

[Gernau Morat Gurgeh]

Are you squishy Jim or Madame Ladyplops?

 

[andymcc]

That's absolutely disgusting dude

 

[TheZynster]

Damn, just got off work and weekend threads already in full swing

 

[WarMacheen]

 

[dejay]

I can't imagine people actually do this, or at least do it more than once. I'd imagine the poo would stick to the sides of the grate, making the whole thing time consuming, messy and stinky.

 

[Tappin Brews]

do you have waffle stomping water shoes/boots?

 

[pillowtalk]

It cuts down on the total amount of time it takes to get ready in the morning

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Where are you going in such a hurry

 

[Charcoal]

do you have waffle stomping water shoes/boots?

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I've experimented with my Crocs once

 

[Deleted member 10335]

But seriously don't

 

[nsilvias]

waffle stompers be like-

stepping on dogshit:

stepping on shower poop:

 

[Danby]

It saves time, but makes these minutes of your life actively horrifying. So big win there.

 

[B-Dubs]

So I've been out having fun after work, but no. Just no. That's gross. Just no. No.