How do you wipe your ass?

[AZ Greg]

Let's get to the bottom of this!

 

[Kewlmyc]

Drunk thread

 

[davepoobond]

We already had this thread

 

[Skelepuzzle]

Even I will admit that this is a stereotype of this forum.

 

[Acorn]

Hygiene threads need to die

 

[vatstep]

Gaming Forum
Etcetera Forum
Shitting Forum

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

Wipe?

 

[Randroid]

I use a bidet, like any sane person would. Hardly any need to wipe.

 

[ArtVandelay]

So it's that time again.

 

[inner-G]

With a rag on a stick

 

[DBT85]

WCYPJBN

 

[TheIlliterati]

A. Front to back
B. Back to Front
C. Swirl
D. Side to Side

 

[Jeffolation]

I sit to pee and stand up to poop.

 

[nekkid]

WCYPJBN

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[Mandius]

You sitters have looked down on us standers for far too long!

 

[Eldy]

Let's get to the bottom of this!

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No.

 

[Noppie]

I put a tissue over my finger (poking through the middle), scrape my butt and then pull the tissue over my finger. Clean every time.

 

[Inugami]

I mean... it's Friday and drunk threads are to be expected, but there are a lot more tonight than I'm used to.

To answer op: However I feel like it at the time. I don't understand people who pre-plan their poop wiping experiences.

 

[formasymphonic]

So who's gonna be first to break out the ms paint diagrams?

 

[Nemesis-T Type]

This is a bad thread

 

[Unicorn]

Like a child LMFAO

37% of you need to tell mom you're ready to sit and wipe your own damn ass.

 

[psynergyadept]

I call Aquaman and he sends a fish through my pipes, sprays then licks my ass clean. I tend to eat alot of kelp, seaweed, and plankton as a treat for them.

 

[Deleted member 8001]

 

[Username1198]

I'm no parent but is that how y'all are teaching kids to wipe? By standing up? I wasn't taught that way, am I the weird one?

 

[Strike]

 

[Lonewulfeus]

I shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain why waste the toilet paper, don't you care about the environment at all?

 

[big_z]

-sit and poop to completion
-bend penis under aiming at anus. pee on anus.
-1 lysol wipe(your choice of flavor) for final wipe and cleaning hands
-throw wipe in garbage and done

 

[Gifted]

-sit and poop to completion
-bend penis under aiming at anus. pee on anus.
-1 lysol wipe(your choice of flavor) for final wipe and cleaning hands
-throw wipe in garbage and done

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I fucking lol'd so loud.

 

[Officer Big Mac]

Ask your friends at recess on Monday

 

[Felt]

I don't. A machine cleans it for me

 

[Keldroc]

whynotboth.gif

Do me a favor, sit-only wipers. Next time you have a poop that requires a decent amount of cleanup, finish wiping, then stand and give yourself a test wipe. See what you find.

 

[Deleted member 4372]

- realize a shit brewing
- find a forest
- tell my friends to turn around
- shit my brains out
- pick up passing rabbit
- boss him around

 

[AstronaughtE]

I've been using a Smart Water bidet.

 

[Maquiladora]

Remember the guy on the old forum that said in some thread that he liked to not wipe and instead let it get dry and crusty, then hours later enjoy picking and peeling it off with his fingers?

 

[lake]

Forcefully and with vigor. Then, applause.

 

[psynergyadept]

Remember the guy on the old forum that said in some thread that he liked to not wipe and instead let it get dry and crusty, then hours later enjoy picking and peeling it off with his fingers?

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[Ahti]

 

[Rendering...]

With the utmost vigor.

Treat your dumper like a princess. With tender care, then raw animal zeal.

 

[Quantum Leap]

My bidet

 

[Indelible]

I stand and wipe, don't judge me.

 

[Fairy Godmother]