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That's it. That's the joke.

Welcome to Weekend Era.

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Corncob

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Surely it should be "if you have a nut allergy make sure THEY wear a condom"?

If you have a cum allergy and jizz in a condom the nut is still coming into contact with your skin.
 

Viewt

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I've been stoked about this weekend for a while. It's my wife's birthday and I got her some REALLY good presents, so I'm looking forward to her reaction. Plus, my Series X showed up yesterday and it's my first 4K gaming experience. Hoo boy. I've been stealing time to get in some gaming here and there and what a treat. And it's a long weekend, since I'm taking Monday off.

Can't freakin' wait.
 
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I've been stoked about this weekend for a while. It's my wife's birthday and I got her some REALLY good presents, so I'm looking forward to her reaction. Plus, my Series X showed up yesterday and it's my first 4K gaming experience. Hoo boy. I've been stealing time to get in some gaming here and there and what a treat. And it's a long weekend, since I'm taking Monday off.

Can't freakin' wait.

That sounds like a great weekend. Happy birthday to yer wife.
 
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I have two kids with peanut and tree nut allergies. They're not a joke and you can go fuck yourself into the sun for perpetuating the ignorant "not a big deal bro" bullshit surrounding them.
 

TGR Sean

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I've been stoked about this weekend for a while. It's my wife's birthday and I got her some REALLY good presents, so I'm looking forward to her reaction. Plus, my Series X showed up yesterday and it's my first 4K gaming experience. Hoo boy. I've been stealing time to get in some gaming here and there and what a treat. And it's a long weekend, since I'm taking Monday off.

Can't freakin' wait.

That's certainly one way to avoid a nut allergy.
 

jwk94

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I remember people goofing around with dental dams during sex ed at schools, but that's the only time I've seen one.
Shit, I don't think I've ever seen one. Actually, there was no condom demo in my sex ed

I have two kids with peanut and tree nut allergies. They're not a joke and you can go fuck yourself into the sun for perpetuating the ignorant "not a big deal bro" bullshit surrounding them.
Sarcasm?
 
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Shit, I don't think I've ever seen one. Actually, there was no condom demo in my sex ed


Sarcasm?

QUOTE="Volimar, post: 51450671, member: 4961"]

Probably as many as have used dental dams.

Surely those can't be pleasurable!
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Does it sound like sarcasm?
I'm tired of hearing and reading abject morons thinking peanut and tree nut allergies are some big joke that aren't serious. Kids can die from dipshits, including parents, not taking it for real. I can't tell you how many times I had to prevent my kids from eating things dumbfuck parents brought into school thinking, "Oh, those allergies aren't real."
So no, not sarcasm at all.
 

jwk94

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Surely those can't be pleasurable!
Does it sound like sarcasm?
I'm tired of hearing and reading abject morons thinking peanut and tree nut allergies are some big joke that aren't serious. Kids can die from dipshits, including parents, not taking it for real. I can't tell you how many times I had to prevent my kids from eating things dumbfuck parents brought into school thinking, "Oh, those allergies aren't real."
So no, not sarcasm at all.
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This isn't actually about nuts though.
 

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Surely those can't be pleasurable!
Does it sound like sarcasm?
I'm tired of hearing and reading abject morons thinking peanut and tree nut allergies are some big joke that aren't serious. Kids can die from dipshits, including parents, not taking it for real. I can't tell you how many times I had to prevent my kids from eating things dumbfuck parents brought into school thinking, "Oh, those allergies aren't real."
So no, not sarcasm at all.
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