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In the shower do you open your cheeks or keep them clenched?

Do you open them wide or leave them untouched?

  • Closed cavern

    Votes: 2 3.1%

  • Open sesame

    Votes: 63 96.9%
  • Total voters
    65
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Deleted member 5865

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Oct 25, 2017
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Title is pretty self explanatory

Do you get your mitts in between your cheeks and wash the gunk out of your intimate area or do you just let water run over it and call it a day?
 
Psittacus

Psittacus

Member
Oct 27, 2017
5,933
One of those works for my huge arse, the other doesn't. It's not hard to tell which is which.
 
Grenchel

Grenchel

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Oct 27, 2017
2,296
I am now imagining someone clenching their ass desperately to prevent water from entering, so thank you for that.
 
OP
OP

Deleted member 5865

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Oct 25, 2017
3,122
jwk94 said:
Op, how do you keep your cheeks open without touching them??
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...
There are tools for that

booty-workout.gif
 
julia crawford

julia crawford

Took the red AND the blue pills
Member
Oct 27, 2017
35,286
yes, that's how i save money on toiler paper

you'd be surprised how much money you can save over a year of no toiler paper
 
SoleSurvivor

SoleSurvivor

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Oct 27, 2017
2,017
You know, you don't have to post every topic that pops into your head. This is like the Ray Stantz Marshmallow Man brainfart of threads.
 
jizzywinks

jizzywinks

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Oct 27, 2017
598
UK
If you're not squatting, pulling one cheek to the side and setting the shower head to hyperbeam on your hole, you're not clean.
 
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