Rudy dropping texts on Twitter

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[Ocean Bones]

OP of the year

 

[Cation]

Damn this is a good OP

edit: thanks for fixing that LOL

 

[dark_prinny]

The what?

 

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Oh I'm sorry dickfucks I didn't write a thesis while I'm at the gym

 

[M. Wallace]

He's such a fucking dolt

 

[Dyle]

I hate that anyone still calls him mayor when he hasn't held public office in more than 17 years

 

[WedgeX]

 

[Killer]

But the report says he met him August 2...

 

[Aeriscloud]

It's almost as if August 2nd is after July 22, Is Rudy 12 bottles into a binge?

 

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BTW anyone notice anything fucky with the font for the date?

 

[Yerffej]

Oh I'm sorry dickfucks I didn't write a thesis while I'm at the gym

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Um why are you makin threads when you should be getting ripped bro

 

[Bad_Boy]

There's some poor reporter running around DC right now trying to find hard evidence of a conspiracy involving the State Department and you... and you just... tweeted it out.

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😅😅

 

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Um why are you makin threads when you should be getting ripped bro

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Just doing the bike while wife does shit. Fuck the gym

 

[Yerffej]

Just doing the bike while wife does shit. Fuck the gym

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Hell yeah

 

[PersonAndStuff]

I like the fact he's playing the "you tell me why this makes me innocent" card.

 

[Fat4all]

Fuck the gym

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now that's a message i can get behind

 

[Mariolee]

Oh I'm sorry dickfucks I didn't write a thesis while I'm at the gym

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Holy shit I'm dying lol

 

[fick]

Tucker is on trying to smear the CIA.

This was after fox's EXCLUSIVE interview with pres of el Salvador

 

[B-Dubs]

Freakin' Giuliani

 

[LukeOP]

"Someone please figure out how I can use this to prove I'm innocent. I need the answer before I go on TV tonight!"

 

[Figgles]

Oh I'm sorry dickfucks I didn't write a thesis while I'm at the gym

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Then let someone else make the thread. I know it's an ego boost when you get the alerts, but maybe let someone else have it.

 

[Aeriscloud]

FIND OUT TONIGHT ON LAURA

 

[fick]

Then let someone else make the thread. I know it's an ego boost when you get the alerts, but maybe let someone else have it.

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Nah. Content was posted. People can discuss. Fuck this forum's obsession with "professional" OPs


BTW you only get notifications for quotes

 

[Deleted member 4372]

Then let someone else make the thread. I know it's an ego boost when you get the alerts, but maybe let someone else have it.

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Why didn't you make the thread, dickstick

 

[Surfinn]

What could go wrong.

 

[Polaroid_64]

It feels like Christmas when your parents keep pulling out one more hidden present even after you think you already scored the best gifts ever.

 

[Coyote Starrk]

Oh I'm sorry dickfucks I didn't write a thesis while I'm at the gym

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Sorry to hear about the break-up man.

 

[dseed]

Worst fall guy ever

 

[Figgles]

Why didn't you make the thread, dickstick

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OP was slacking at the gym and already posted it, dickbag.

 

[oledome]

This is right out of the law school playbook

 

[TheExecutive]

Talk about a damaging recommendation. Keep it Rudy. No one would want it.

 

[Heri]

Worst fall guy ever

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The best people!

 

[Deleted member 29660]

Imagine, New York had to put up with this forever.

 

[kittens]

This is the happiest any news story has made me in years

 

[Surfinn]

It always amazes me how Trump and the crooks surrounding him just continue to open their dumb mouths and dig holes

 

[Contramann]

Is the new Trump and co/ Strategy just to out themselves and hope everyone is so confused by the act they ignore it? Like what the fuck was his goal here?

 

[Deleted member 6949]

I wish this would end in a pistol duel like the old days.

 

[PMS341]

OP is super rad, thanks for this

 

[KtotheRoc]

This season's writers are really reaching with this plotline.

 

[Coyote Starrk]

"Watch Laura at 10"

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Does he mean that ignorant white power piece of shit Laura Ingraham?

 

[mjc]

Uhhh doesn't this corroborate the whistleblowers report?

 

[Skunk]

Well, with this being Stupidgate and all, I'm guessing Rudy will be appearing on that show to prove his innocence with some bullshit and I lay 80/20 odds it's so thin he's cornered on it right on the air.

 

[pantsattack]

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[Lo-Volt]

BTW anyone notice anything fucky with the font for the date?

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I think Giuliani is using bold text and larger type size throughout. Could be that?

 

[Wishbone Ash]

Interesting

 

[Contramann]

Does he mean that ignorant white power piece of shit Laura Ingraham?

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Maybe he meant watch her, she seems shady. Maybe she's a part of this conspiracy.

Uhhh doesn't this corroborate the whistleblowers report?

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Yes, his tweeting this out was fucking stupid if he's trying to prove his innocence.

 

[808s & Villainy]

I don't understand what Rudy's strategy is. Like I seriously don't and haven't for a long time now

Uhhh doesn't this corroborate the whistleblowers report?

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[Rran]

Oh I'm sorry dickfucks I didn't write a thesis while I'm at the gym

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hahha

 

[Jeffolation]

They're going to have to throw this guy under four or five buses at this point.

 

[Coyote Starrk]

Maybe he meant watch her, she seems shady. Maybe she's a part of this conspiracy.

Yes, his tweeting this out was fucking stupid if he's trying to prove his innocence.

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Calling Laura Ingraham shady is the most complimentary thing I can think of saying about her.


She is a certified Hitler Salute throwing racist.