Should Sony buy OnlyFans?

[Hektor]

See title.

The driving force behind the adoption of blu-rays over HDDVD was the porn industry behind.
With Microsoft consolidating more and more videogame publishers under their umbrella, Sony needs to retaliate.
If Sony would buy OF and make it a requirement to have a PSN account to sign-in, they could easily adopt massloads of new users into their ecosystem, dwarfing whatever microsoft is attempting.

Thoughs?

 

[Shelbyville Milhouse]

Don't you dare close this thread, this is the only good thread made in the last 3 days or so

 

[Chasing]

Checks out, can't argue with the math.

 

[Mifec]

Sony hire this man!

 

[Acquiescence]

ResetEra already is only fans.

 

[Kalor]

Yes. Everyone would want to sub to Kratos page.

 

[Kenzodielocke]

please stop everyone

 

[tootsi666]

It's their only chance

 

[Li Kao]

Love you, Hektor ! I nearly face palmed before seeing who the OP was.

 

[harry the spy]

Now this is the kind of content I visit resetera for.

 

[Shelbyville Milhouse]

They could call it

SonlyFans

 

[Magneto]

That's not a bad idea. Plus they could release some high quality animated porn with Kratos and Aloy, which would kill the low quality 3D porn market on various websites.

But don't worry, no one will sub to the Kat's OF page anyway.

 

[elenarie]

They should open an account there instead.

 

[Sidewinder]

In like Flynn before it gets closed.

 

[Stowaway Silfer]

I think r34 is the real play here.

 

[raspberrymousse]

I mean they do have Kratos for first-party content so that's a no brainer really

 

[Uzupedro]

Get Pornhub too while we are at it.

 

[AndyVirus]

Vita lives?

 

[Uncle at Nintendo]

Makes more sense than Konami

 

[zuf]

This and pornhub exclusivity could get the job done.

 

[Wrexis]

The Subscriptions on a Tifa page would fund the entire FF7 Remake.

 

[Theorry]

"massloads"

 

[Messofanego]

Sony needs to retaliate.

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I don't think they need to. Microsoft has more money to throw around in acquisitions. They've been doing this since the first Xbox. Sony has not been "retaliating" in kind for all those generations.

 

[HylianSeven]

lmao

 

[nsilvias]

they should buy it and rename it only playstation fans

 

[chrominance]

Doesn't matter to me, I'm already subbed to The Last of Us Clicker ASMR page on OF so nothing would change for me.

 

[Deleted member 68874]

 

[formasymphonic]

I know this is a joke thread but man these acquisitions announcements really do a number on the community.

 

[Perkin_Warbeck]

Oh my, they could let everyone have x number of only fans subs as part of their Spartacus subscription!

 

[Mr. Snuffleupagus]

Sony buys OnlyFans and then Microsoft buys Cumrocket?

I'd be there for that, sure

 

[Mifec]

I don't think they need to. Microsoft has more money to throw around in acquisitions. They've been doing this since the first Xbox. Sony has not been "retaliating" in kind for all those generations.

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He's making fun of people who are posting this for real. Unless you were also just joking.

 

[PachaelD]

Ah yes, the OnlyFans metaverse

 

[Serenitynow]

Era has a rule against erection threads, you know

 

[beansontoast]

Nah I reckon they should buy Babestation instead

 

[egg]

I know this is a joke thread but man these acquisitions announcements really do a number on the community.

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Yeah it's getting annoying ngl lol.

 

[Perzeval]

Era has a rule against erection threads, you know

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[Praedyth]

They could also use the OF revenue to feed the Spartacus game machine, check mate MS warchest.

 

[Incommensurability]

They should buy the entire VR porn industry for PSVR2 exclusivity while they are at it. /s

Serious answer: of course not they should focus on putting out high quality games.

 

[DigSCCP]

Only if we get some Jimbo content over there !

 

[ciddative]

For the fans

 

[alphacat]

Don't you dare close this thread, this is the only good thread made in the last 3 days or so

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[Y2Kev]

Buy onlyfans, make it free with a copy of Horizon, watch Microsoft be destroyed into oblivion.

Microsoft has Call of Duty

Sony has Call of Booty.

I think I know which will win.

 

[Imperial Bishop]

Finally, some good ideas.

 

[Xwing]

I was going to make a joke about Sony buying Blender instead to get directly to the source of the fastest growing sector of adult entertainment, but then I realized Blender is a free open source software. Had no idea!

 

[Dyle]

Sackboy would be huge on OnlyFans

 

[Precious Tritium]

onlyfans should remain third party but Playstation should start releasing their PC games on there.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Always said Sony should lean hard into fucking.

 

[brawndolicious]

Defeats Microsoft and Oculus in one stroke. Pun intended.

 

[Kyuuji]

😐😑😐

 

[spam flakes]

Yes, yes they should