Yes I have a live-in maid, this is Latin America, go watch "Roma" if this is some foreign concept to you.
Anyway, I've been getting some strange ass recommendations on my Youtube account for quite a few weeks, mostly related to telenovelas like "La Rosa de Guadalupe" and shit. Couple of days ago I found my Macbook switched to the "Guest" account and found it incredibly weird and went ahead and disabled it, but I was busy with something else and paid it no further mind. FYI I leave my personal laptop at home when I'm at work, plus my Smart TV is logged into my Youtube account and you don't need to login to that.
So I'm about to watch the newest Jimquisition, and all these fucking telenovela recommendations start popping up again so I decide to check out my watch history to try and pinpoint what the hell is going on.
H.O.L.Y. S.H.I.T.
Brehs she's been watching the hardcordest of the hardcore, videos titled "SEXO FUERTE CINE LATINO PELICULA", "VIRGIN KID PLAYS DIRTY TRUTH OR DARE", "HOW TO GET RID OF VAGINAL WARTS DURING PREGNANCY", among many, many other videos.
My head is spinning. I feel absolutely violated. Has she been jerking off on my bed? On my sofa? Christ. She just brought me my dinner as I'm typing this and I've lost all my appetite.
It's 8.17 PM right now and I can't fire her right now, but I'm prepping to do it in the morning but oh, did I mention SHE'S GODDAMN PREGNANT?! What do I DO?!
EDIT: AND HOW IS THERE FUCKING PORN ON YOUTUBE DOES NO ONE MODERATE THAT SHITHOLE
Anyway, I've been getting some strange ass recommendations on my Youtube account for quite a few weeks, mostly related to telenovelas like "La Rosa de Guadalupe" and shit. Couple of days ago I found my Macbook switched to the "Guest" account and found it incredibly weird and went ahead and disabled it, but I was busy with something else and paid it no further mind. FYI I leave my personal laptop at home when I'm at work, plus my Smart TV is logged into my Youtube account and you don't need to login to that.
So I'm about to watch the newest Jimquisition, and all these fucking telenovela recommendations start popping up again so I decide to check out my watch history to try and pinpoint what the hell is going on.
H.O.L.Y. S.H.I.T.
Brehs she's been watching the hardcordest of the hardcore, videos titled "SEXO FUERTE CINE LATINO PELICULA", "VIRGIN KID PLAYS DIRTY TRUTH OR DARE", "HOW TO GET RID OF VAGINAL WARTS DURING PREGNANCY", among many, many other videos.
My head is spinning. I feel absolutely violated. Has she been jerking off on my bed? On my sofa? Christ. She just brought me my dinner as I'm typing this and I've lost all my appetite.
It's 8.17 PM right now and I can't fire her right now, but I'm prepping to do it in the morning but oh, did I mention SHE'S GODDAMN PREGNANT?! What do I DO?!
EDIT: AND HOW IS THERE FUCKING PORN ON YOUTUBE DOES NO ONE MODERATE THAT SHITHOLE