So who is masturbating tonight?

[TrueSloth]

It's that time of year!
What's your plans?

 

[SoleSurvivor]

I'll let my avatar speak for my thoughts about this thread.

 

[Booshka]

Notlikethis

 

[Fart Master]

Not me losers

 

[Linus815]

 

[fanboi]

I'm masturbating, but not my own genitalia.

 

[Teenage Fansub]

I'm gonna do the same thing I do every night, OP.

 

[CherryWoodFuton]

Where is the poll?

 

[Chromie]

I'm masturbating, but not my own genitalia.

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How much did your fleshlight cost?

 

[ViperVisor]

 

[Garp TXB]

I'm baiting the master. If you know what I mean. If you don't... the master is not pleased

 

[fanboi]

How much did your fleshlight cost?

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60% valentines day discount baby!

 

[sfedai0]

Where is the poll?

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Off masturbating.

 

[Judau]

 

[blame space]

that's gross

 

[QisTopTier]

I'm masturbating my mind with knowledge

 

[PintSizedSlasher]

 

[Okabe]

But Valintines day is over..

 

[QisTopTier]

But Valintines day is over..

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11:33 here

 

[adj_noun]

But Valintines day is over..

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Half hour left on best coast!

 

[Okabe]

11:33 here

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Well then


Time for a speedrun

 

[Fevaweva]

I'd rather masticate.

 

[CherryWoodFuton]

So I had sex with my wife and masturbated a couple of hours later what do I win

 

[J75]

Weekend Era in full effect on Monday.

 

[QisTopTier]

Well then


Time for a speedrun

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I can no death Super Ghost and Goblins I got this

 

[Zarshack]

I'm not. The girlfriend wants us to both hold off until Wednesday night, we have a hotel room booked and are gonna bone down.

 

[subpar spatula]

No. I can have sex.

 

[Ahti]

Weekend Era in full erect on Monday.

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FTFY

 

[QisTopTier]

No. I can have sex.

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Body pillows don't count

 

[kirby_fox]

I'm gonna do the same thing I do every night, OP.

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Same. It's almost time to cry myself to sleep.

 

[subpar spatula]

Body pillows don't count

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No. Some of us can mate with other humans!

 

[QisTopTier]

No. Some of us can mate with other humans!

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WHAT!? Is this some kind of super power!?

 

[subpar spatula]

WHAT!? Is this some kind of super power!?

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On Era, yes.

 

[PickledCucumber]

I will if you find me some bara manga.

 

[QisTopTier]

On Era, yes.

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[CreepingFear]

I'm at work, but I could go to the bathroom I guess. But I masturbate pretty much everyday, what's special about tonight?

 

[Deleted member 48434]

I plan on masticating at dinner

 

[Xavillin]

I sprained my ankle at work a few days ago. It still hurts like hell and I don't have health insurance. Might as well let one out before I go to sleep tonight.

 

[QisTopTier]

I sprained my ankle at work a few days ago. It still hurts like hell and I don't have health insurance. Might as well let one out before I go to sleep tonight.

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Dr. Spankz sleep medicine

Wristrinsin Pastrokecin

take 200 doses

 

[Ahti]

I sprained my ankle at work a few days ago. It still hurts like hell and I don't have health insurance. Might as well let one out before I go to sleep tonight.

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Get well soon!

 

[Biteren]

yo!

no date, no SO, and i aint ending the night sad so...

 

[foxuzamaki]

I see

 

[TaySan]

Im working right now so nope. :(

 

[Mediking]

I might edge myself but eh who knows? Lol

 

[Xavillin]

Dr. Spankz sleep medicine

Wristrinsin Pastrokecin

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When I get the sniffles, I fap it out. Seems to work for me lol

Get well soon!

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I hope, or else I'll have to quit work for a bit until it gets cured. I wonder if I can get unemployment from that.

 

[mbpm]

I'm masturbating my brain

 

[B-Dubs]

Can we not with the boys club stuff?