Ted Cruz comes out as a gamer.

[GrapeApes]

 

[JEH]

Future mass killing spree shooter Ted Cruz

 

[EvilChameleon]

Ted Cruz gonna run in 2024 on the platform of being a gamer.

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

No.

 

[Durden]

Stop making threads about Ted Cruz god dammit

 

[platocplx]

He's a gamer whale lmaooo of fucking course

 

[NateDrake]

Ted Cruz gonna run in 2024 on the platform of being a gamer.

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Pokemon Go to the Polls

 

[danm999]

pay to win casual

 

[Sign My Guestbook!]

man this sounds like an entire man's life philosophy being exposed

 

[Mary Celeste]

I voted yes as a joke please don't notice a yes vote and grow suspicious

 

[Liquid Plejades]

wonder how much he's dropped so far on diablo immortal

 

[Chaos Legion]

Nope, fuck Ted and I'm sure he's leading up to some smarmy statement about entitlement or some bullshit.

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

Stop making threads about Ted Cruz god dammit

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[Thorn]

He would be a mobile P2W gamer

Stop making threads about Ted Cruz god dammit

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Also this.

 

[KtotheRoc]

Gaming got a lot less cool.

 

[L Thammy]

ted cruz comes out as a fucking shithole of a human being who supports the murder of americans including their children because it's for his direct benefit

 

[amphteamints]

Pokemon Go to the Polls

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wait fuck this is lightning in a bottle level genius

 

[EvilChameleon]

I voted yes as a joke please don't notice a yes vote and grow suspicious

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Votes are anonymous.
Well, they were...

 

[TheDestructiveSquirrel]

He's a cyber gamer?!?!

There is a cyber gamer in the Senate? Oh no

 

[M. Wallace]

Eww

 

[Foot]

I like him less than ever

 

[Raftina]

Not only is he a gamer, he seems to be a p2w gamer.

 

[Fiction]

.....he talking about raid shadow legends isn't he

 

[Gaf Zombie]

Of course he buys buffs

 

[Lord Fanny]

He's about what I expect a "gamer" to be

 

[LeGrandBouquetBlanc]

Real gamers don't buy their way to the game's ending you casual Cruz/s

Future mass killing spree shooter Ted Cruz

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Already killed enough of his constituents without a gun, the Cancun cockhead.

 

[Sybil]

I bet this fool plays homescapes

 

[Netherscourge]

It's gotta be Diablo Immortal.

 

[Jarrod38]

Ted Cruz is the gamer who would look up cheat codes for Solitaire.

 

[HiLife]

But is he a real gamer? Is he excited for Ark?

 

[Username1198]

I wonder what handheld games he plays as he flees to Mexico from natural disasters in Texas

 

[Dodongo]

This is even more cringe than when he tries to pander to crypto people.

 

[Sr Kitsune]

He's going to say he loves lootboxes next right?

 

[jb1234]

If anything, I hate him even more for indulging shitty micro transactions.

 

[CorpseLight]

Diablo Immortal - PAC

 

[Doggg]

 

[boxter432]

i

wait fuck this is lightning in a bottle level genius

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[cameron]

He fits the profile of a gater.

 

[Conkersbadfurday]

Republicans pay to win and then tell us poors to use boostraps

 

[Dan-o]

Gaming was a mistake.

 

[DrScruffleton]

Playing Diablo while watching Cory Chase porn

 

[Biske]

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How is everything he's ever done so fucking weird? Is this what comes from having a team of people who despise you and don't fix this shit? Or are they all so incompetent.

 

[Plax]

Welp. It was a good hobby while it lasted. Guess I'll start gardening or something.

 

[echoshifting]

I bet he doesn't play games, he's just being paid under the table by one of the big whaling companies to endorse P2W

 

[Tfritz]

folks, we have to abolish video games

 

[Zeliard]

Of course the turd is a fan of pay-to-win. How can anyone ever hope to satirize this man?

 

[Aaronrules380]

I do not like this man Ted Cruz
I do not like his shitty views
I do not like him as a gamer
If anything it makes him lamer
I do not like him as a whale
In life I hope this man does fail

 

[HMS_Pinafore]

Ted Cruz is a racist homophobic trash bag of a human being.

So he'll fit right in with the gamers.

 

[Verelios]

Hold up, how does the party of pulling yourself up by your bootstraps reconcile P2W gaming. It's almost as if they don't believe their own supply.

 

[Icebergslim]

Ewww