Lol this mofo has never opened the bible.
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Trump mentions the Bible is his favorite book. Interviewer asks Trump what are his favorite Bible verses? Trump: "I don't want to get into it"
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Lol this mofo has never opened the bible.
hahahaha
he actually cites his ghost-written thing, omg
#1 the bible
#2 the art of the deal
what even is reality anymore
the species is too stupid
he actually cites his ghost-written thing, omg
#1 the bible
#2 the art of the deal
what even is reality anymore
the species is too stupid
OP
OP
What a moron.
Also, my answer:
2 Kings 2:23-24:
23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. "Get out of here, baldy!" they said. "Get out of here, baldy!"
24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.
Also, my answer:
2 Kings 2:23-24:
23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. "Get out of here, baldy!" they said. "Get out of here, baldy!"
24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.
I like the part where the guy does that one thing and then god does something at the place. You know what I'm talking about.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Politics Is the Entertainment Branch of Industry. C-SPAN's coverage of governmental proceedings is wonderful. Caution! Buffoons on the Hill! Wallowing in blabber and spew, regiments of ex-lawyers and used-car salesmen attempt to distract us from the naughty little surprises served up by deregulated corporate America.
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Of course he'll never admit to having not read the bible. Can't upset The Epoch Times death cult now
I personally prefer the one about the horse jizz myself:
Ezekiel 23:20:
She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose semen was like that of horses.
I personally prefer the one about the horse jizz myself:
Ezekiel 23:20:
She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose semen was like that of horses.
This had to have happened years ago because With All Due Respect no longer exists and Mark Halperin is not on "normal" TV anymore after being disgraced.
Love the Heilemann shade at "you more of an Old Testament or New Testament guy"?
Love the Heilemann shade at "you more of an Old Testament or New Testament guy"?
They should have asked him if he prefers the Jesus in the old testament or the new. I really think he has no clue and would say "he's great in both"
Honestly, I hate all the christian dumbasses who'll see this and just nod their heads and go along with the most transparent con in the history of humanity more.
His favorite parts include not judging others and how incredibly hard it is for a rich man to get into heaven.
I love how people think Trump pulled the wool over evangelicals eyes and somehow he has deceived them into thinking he is a godly man. Bullshit. They know he is full of shit but they dont give a fuck because he hates the exact same people they do and he is enacting every single policy and legislative initiative of theirs and putting into place the tight ass dead eyed fuckface judges they want. As long as he toes their line he will be their guy.
At this point, does it matter? They're both evil monsters together.
My favorite Jesus story is when young Jesus lost his Mentor Qui Gon to the agent of Satan Darth Maul they had a sweet duel.
Discussing the ethics of the binding of Isaac is one of the easiest and most interesting things to bring up, but, I mean... you know... it's not really the point here. And frankly the idea that Abraham was testing God (in the Jewish analytic tradition) seems like something that would appeal to a narcissist like Trump.
I agree
Here is something that could have happened and they wouldn't have cared......
Mr trump since you love the Bible are you an Old Testament person or New Testament person?
"I like the Bible I haven't read those books."
They are the Bible Mr Trump....
"Fake news. I knew that. Why are you so nasty? You are really really nasty. You know that? You're nasty."
If I were religious I'd honestly believe the guy is the antichrist since he fits the description well lately
Someone I know was like.....
"I thought the anti-christ would come from the Middle east, but nope he's right here under our noses."
Absolutely believes it's part of the prophecy. I mean...yeah. Totally fits the narrarive.
I would venture 99.9% of people who say the bible is their favourite book have never actually read it.
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