What if...

[fanboi]

Instead of eating food and shitting shit, you actually ate shit and shitted food. Like wouldn't that be awesome? Like you have a bad stomach and you know it when you start shitting a lobster... claws first.

radical.

 

[Vommy]

It's my boy fanboi and it is weekend. Never change.

 

[Killer]

What if I pissed piss and pissed a drink?

 

[Deleted member 22630]

South Park Did It!

 

[Deleted member 7082]

What if you peepeed out of your poopoo hole and poopood out of your peepee hole

 

[Slackerchan]

People really like that one episode of South Park it seems.

 

[Alien Bob]

You ever wonder why you have two nose holes but only one butt hole

 

[Lobster Roll]

Please don't poop lobster claws out.

 

[Cenauru]

It's like Russian roulette, am I gonna shit out noodles or an entire Pineapple

 

[VAD]

You ever wonder why you have two nose holes but only one butt hole

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I want stereophonic farts.

 

[Username1198]

where's the shit come from?

also

 

[I am a Bird]

I feel for the poor people who happen to eat uni.

 

[fanboi]

I can't be the only one thinking that this would be awesome.

It's my boy fanboi and it is weekend. Never change.

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My man. Poop free and prosper.

 

[I am a Bird]

where's the shit come from?

also

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You pick it fresh from the vine of course. They grow on Dingle berry bushes.

 

[fanboi]

Please don't poop lobster claws out.

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Rule 34.

 

[iori9999]

Instead of eating food and shitting shit, you actually ate shit and shitted food. Like wouldn't that be awesome? Like you have a bad stomach and you know it when you start shitting a lobster... claws first.

radical.

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[Deleted member 7082]

I can't be the only one thinking that this would be awesome.



My man. Poop free and prosper.

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There's not a way to un-digest something into food, but there's nothing stopping you from eating poop right now.

 

[Deleted member 31923]

This is the most "weekend ERA" thread in a while.

 

[fanboi]

There's not a way to un-digest something into food, but there's nothing stopping you from eating poop right now.

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[Shiz Padoo]

Cooking shows wouldn't be the same.

 

[Deleted member 7082]

How can you say you love yourself if you can't even eat your poop?

 

[Username1198]

You pick it fresh from the vine of course. They grow on Dingle berry bushes.

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"the shit Apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree, rand"

lahey was a visionary

 

[EarlGreyHot]

Isn't this a Southpark episode?

 

[fanboi]

Isn't this a Southpark episode?

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then I will demand royalties.

 

[Deleted member 22630]

How does your body decide what food it becomes?

 

[fanboi]

How does your body decide what food it becomes?

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You get what you deserve.

 

[Walter White Walker]

What if you're a jabronie mark without a life who works a work then works yourself into the shoot?

 

[Deleted member 22630]

You get what you deserve.

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Harsh.

 

[EarlGreyHot]

then I will demand royalties.

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Looked it up, not quite the same.

In the episode 'Assburgers' they put food in their ass and crap out of their mouth

 

[fanboi]

Harsh.

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It can be for sure, but some are into that.

 

[fanboi]

Looked it up, not quite the same.

In the episode 'Assburgers' they put food in their ass and crap out of their mouth

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SCOTUS will decide in my favor.

 

[Lord Azrael]

I have to wonder in what directions cuisine would evolve if humans all ate poop

Like imagine the crazy and unique stuff people would come up with

 

[Santerestil]

But so we would call shit food and food shit. Then what would be the difference?

 

[Cenauru]

How can you say you love yourself if you can't even eat your poop?

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I love myself, the flesh prison taking me hostage is a different story however.

 

[Username1198]

SCOTUS will decide in my favor.

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there decision is two words: "eat shit."

what do you do op?

 

[Alien Bob]

How does your body decide what food it becomes?

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You have to be Operating Thetan level VIII

 

[Deleted member 22630]

How can you say you love yourself if you can't even eat your poop?

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I'm fine with not loving myself.

You have to be Operating Thetan level VIII

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Damn.

 

[cdm00]

What the fuck

 

[mbpm]

I have no desire to explore the implications of such a world.

 

[NeonCarbon]

Maybe this is what Bear Grylls has been trying to show us all along

 

[fanboi]

there decision is two words: "eat shit."

what do you do op?

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I do it and shit out a new constitution where I stack the court in my favor, duh.

 

[Ultimate Bear Cub]

I knew the implications of Tenet went too far.

 

[Randolph Freelander]

 

[Alien Bob]

I knew the implications of Tenet went too far.

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Yeah if you need an oxygen mask to breathe you def need a catheter to stay hydrated

 

[TissueBox]

 

[Kingpin Rogers]

I'll take the reality where I don't have to eat shit in the slightest thank you very much.

 

[Friskykillface]

P o 0 p
Eat shit that tastes like ice cream
Or
Eat ice cream that tastes like shit
🧐

 

[Ultimate Bear Cub]

Yeah if you need an oxygen mask to breathe you def need a catheter to stay hydrated

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Lol yep, excuse me while I take an inverted-shower. *jumps into a pile of trash*

 

[Officer Big Mac]

This is the dumbest thing I've read on a weekend.

 

[OgTheEnigma]

I'm pretty sure this was a Red Dwarf episode.