would you rather play an Elizabeth Warren metroidvania or Kamala Harris metroidvania?

[bangai-o]

At the beginning you lose all your powers and you have to gradually get them back as you run through the White House, Senate, and Congress, among other locations directed by Iga and with a Yamane soundtrack. Which game would have the more interesting story between the two characters?

 

[Lant_War]

Only if it's an apolitical game

 

[Deleted member 42484]

Why not both?

 

[Shelbyville Milhouse]

I would rather kill myself

 

[rare]

Gaming shouldn't be political bud. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to replay mgs3 for the umpteenth time

 

[VoltySquirrel]

I would rather go back and destroy the concept of video games.

 

[FormatCompatible]

Only if it's an apolitical game

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Like Metal Gear Solid.

 

[Sankara]

I'd rather take a game as Fred Hampton or Angela Davis or Malcolm X shutting down the "White House, Senate, and Congress" and removing all those rich white politicians in power

 

[Sectorseven]

Which looks better in the zero suit?

 

[Border]

Williamson Gear Solid.

 

[JaynePea]

I'll play a Bernie one

 

[Stellar]

Is this thread part of their youth outreach program? lmao

 

[kadotsu]

The actual answer is Marianne Williamson.

 

[Kinsei]

Neither. Stop glorifying politicians and thinking up propaganda ideas.

 

[sambills]

isnt battlefield:hardline already a kamala harris game? or are there not enough minority parents to put in jail?

 

[Heromanz]

Are you high?

 

[z1yin9c]

If I can choose different endings....

 

[sph3re]

I would rather kill myself

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I mean... yeah

 

[mr teaspoon]

Warrenvania is too watered down and casual, Harrisvania arrests employees who don't put in enough crunch time. Bernievania, bitch.

 

[Beastie91]

Kamala game will probably have you running from one prison to the next in a endless loop...

 

[Subomie]

Kamala's would probably have a strict time limit and then lock your game for truancy.

 

[Gacha Santa Alter]

Can we have The Quiet Man starring Donald Trump instead? It sounds good on paper.

 

[loquaciousJenny]

Delete this

 

[Rellodex]

feels early for a drunk thread

 

[Deleted member 4034]

I would rather kill myself

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A little heavy there bruv.

 

[Deleted member 16876]

I would rather play Bernie's Souls.

 

[dreams]

Why specifically these two female candidates only?

 

[RecRoulette]

Too busy playing Yokai Watch: Bernie or Busters

 

[Dust]

Is this one of those AI titled threads?

 

[Vilix]

I'll play a Bernie one

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Instead of shooting his gun arm to open doors he yells at them.

 

[Deleted member 176]

Harris would be better for the genre tbh

 

[TaySan]

Rather a Bernie one

 

[Mifec]

I'd rather take a game as Fred Hampton

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Hell yeah. I always knew you were a good poster.

 

[mescalineeyes]

Bernievania

 

[Deleted member 16657]

Kamala Harris, always wanted to play a cop simulator.

 

[Braaier]

I'll play a Bernie one

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An 8 bit Bernie metroidvania would be dope

 

[Rosebud]

But I don't like metroidvanias so probably neither.

 

[Speely]

This is peak Era.

Spoiler: I'd rather play

the one not associated with a cop

 

[udivision]

At least you didn't say dating simulator.

 

[jchap]

My favorite part is the indigenous power up

 

[Reversed]

ERA,
why?

ans: neither

 

[SgtCobra]

I would rather kill myself

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Damn

 

[catboy]

Pokemon GO to the polls

 

[Chindogg]

Kamala Harris metroidvania since it requires a ton of backtracking.

 

[EJS]

What a thread title, lol

 

[Joltik]

So what would be a Biden Metroidvania?

 

[lol_not_ok]

Metroidvania doesn't work for either of these.

A Kamala Harris game would be an Ace Attorney spin-off where she just prosecutes parents whose kids skipped school.

An Elizabeth Warren game would be a tactics game that only Warren knows to rules to but she won't explain them.

 

[VorpalNonsense]

Bernievania so that I can equip the the spook ability which is the most fun unlock from the multiple playable characters
Enemy defense stat basically hits zero

So what would be a Biden Metroidvania?

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Biden version preorder comes with the ability to make enemies feel awkward with body contact which lowers their attack stat

 

[MrNewVegas]

I never thought I'd use this term.

Peak Era.

 

[Doctoglethorpe]

Kamala Harris is hard mode. Maybe satisfying when I can manage it but I usually have to lower it to Elizabeth Warren mode cause I just don't have the patience and time to deal with frustrating setbacks, and I'm mainly in it for the resulting story anyways.

I try my best to not play on Joe Biden mode though. It's quite rare I have to stoop that low.