You order a burger at a restaurant on a lazy Sunday afternoon. The waiter brings the order, along with a knife and fork.

[Window]

What do you do?

 

[Possum Armada]

Are you asking us how to eat a burger?

 

[Neverfade]

Eat?

 

[Jpop]

What?

 

[El Bombastico]

I'll tell you what I don't do:

Complain about it on the internet.

 

[erpg]

Pick up the burger and eat it.

 

[Figgles]

Pick up the burger, and eat it...

 

[Neverfade]

Also why does the calendar day have to do with this? Is this a riddle?

 

[Jarrod38]

Complain to the manager and then go on a Yelp leave a nasty review followed up going on Era making a thread.

 

[ILikeFeet]

you should know if this was the kind of restaurant that would give you a knife and fork

regardless, eat it however the fuck you want

 

[Dyle]

Grab the burger with my grubby hands and gobble it down as fast as possible finishing the burger before my mom has finished cutting hers in half

 

[Br3wnor]

Kill

 

[Acorn]

Eat the burger

 

[Smurf]

eat it

imagine getting offended by this..

 

[Ginger Hail]

Thank them for bringing it, then I pick it up and eat it.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

good question, i think i'd stab the waiter with the knife

 

[LL_Decitrig]

Eat the burger. It's finger food, but the wait-staff thoughtfully considered that I may prefer to cut it up to eat it.

 

[Post Reply]

I throw the knife and fork on the ground and eat my burger in disgust.

 

[RockmanBN]

Eat the burger using the fork and knife with my feet.

 

[Woolley]

Eat the burger like a normal person. You don't have to use the silverware just because they give it to you.

 

[SecondNature]

Replace the fork with a spoon and play knifey spoony

 

[reelbigeddy]

Cut the burger in half, then eat with my hands.
Use fork to scratch arse.

 

[Lord Vatek]

Make action figures out of the utensils. Then eat.

 

[Pikachu]

Is this a logic puzzle

 

[Shokunin]

Weekend ERA running rampant.

 

[Escargo]

I wouldn't order a burger. Checkmate.

 

[Daitokuji]

Who cares

 

[Ravensmash]

Complain at OP for making a horrible thread.

 

[lunarworks]

Complain to the manager and then go on a Yelp leave a nasty review followed up going on Era making a thread.

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"Was not an authentic experience."

 

[LewieP]

Walk North

 

[Einchy]

"Thanks"

*eats*

 

[Transistor]

Many burgers come with knives because people like to cut them in half.

Also, most restaurants come with silverware before you even order

So the odds of something like the OP is happening is next to none.

 

[devilhawk]

If it's a large restaurant burger with tons of toppings, I don't see a problem with cutting it in half.

 

[El meso]

1 - eat it using the fork
2 - eat it without the fork
3 - complain on the internet

for people people who pick 3:
what the fuck is wrong with you?

 

[Deleted member 16908]

thank the waiter and eat it

good on him for giving the customer the option to eat it with a knife and fork if that's their preference

 

[Deleted member 17990]

Its for all the bits that fall out of the burger

 

[Burly]

What do you use, your hands?

 

[Kurdel]

Imagine getting silverware and thinking "Wow, is this waiter is really playing this game with ME right now?"

 

[Deleted member 46493]

OP didn't think this through... most restaurants waiters don't bring you silverware. It's already in the table.

 

[Ryuelli]

Cut the burger in half so it's easier to eat?

 

[Brannon]

Some burgers are just burgers in name only; so sloppy and unwieldy that they require the use of silverware.

 

[Richiek]

Depends on how big the burger is.

 

[rpm]

1. Cut the burger in half
2. Pick up one half of the burger, take a bite, chew, swallow
3. Repeat until there is no more burger to eat or until you are full, which ever comes first

 

[TheGreatDirector]

I activate my trap card.

 

[Possum Armada]

Complain at OP for making a horrible thread.

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I miss the days when we had actual standards for threads. :(

 

[Window]

OP didn't think this through... most restaurants waiters don't bring you silverware. It's already in the table.

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Not in this instance.

Also this isn't a fine dining restaurant. More like a cafe/gourmet burger bar.

 

[LL_Decitrig]

I throw the knife and fork on the ground and eat my burger in disgust.

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Clearly an adult.

 

[PandaShake]

 

[WaffleTaco]

I'll tell you what I don't do:

Complain about it on the internet.

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Love it

 

[Officer Big Mac]

Throw the burger on the floor and yell at someone to make it again.