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Siggy-P

Avenger
Mar 18, 2018
11,865
but the parades are going to be hilarious

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sph3re

One Winged Slayer
Avenger
Oct 28, 2017
8,411
I've seen literally zero people shame others for being heterosexual

What a goddamned snowflake
 

Stinkles

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
20,459
Fucking Dixon. Ya'll alot of Cali is super red.



From Nor Cal, now live in Eugene OR. There isn't much of a difference between the two states. Cities are blue, countryside is completely red.

If you live in any city in America, turn on your radio and (geology permitting) drive out of that city in the compass direction of your choice.in less than twenty minutes you radio will switch to Jesus, Country or Mariachi.

It is known.
 
Oct 29, 2017
2,550
If you live in any city in America, turn on your radio and (geology permitting) drive out of that city in the compass direction of your choice.in less than twenty minutes you radio will switch to Jesus, Country or Mariachi.

It is known.
*nods head*

Hell there are double the number of religious channels here in Oregon than I ever heard in California. Thank god for bluetooth.
 

Truly Gargantuan

Still doesn't have a tag :'(
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
8,034
Aw yeah time to let loose and do all the things I couldn't do before as a straight male. Amirite lads? Guys night out for once!
 

Mesoian

â–˛ Legend â–˛
Member
Oct 28, 2017
26,554
In case anyone still believed this particular brand if bigotry was exclusive to the South

Every month is straight pride month you dumb chucklefuck!

That's the point of having an actual pride month! Christ. How do these idiots not get it?

Much like giant swarths of vermont and new hampshire, northern california is biggoted as fuck.
 

Euron

Member
Oct 27, 2017
2,773
Odds on him being closeted?
Can we stop doing this in every one of these threads? No, some people are just shitty. And when you make fun of people for being "closeted" it insults those who are so and not bigots.


Anyway, with 4th of July Old Navy and Dodge sales, July is already Straight Pride Month.
 

GrizzleBoy

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
2,762
Congrats straight people, were finally recognising your equal status in society!!!

The hard times are finally coming to an end!

All the activism has finally paid off!
 
I shouldn't have to explain this but every waking moment of reality is Straight Pride Month. It's really difficult for a straight person (esp. a man) not to have their attraction to an opposite gender lavished somehow.

Why keep the kinky stuff to ourselves? Damn it, we straight people aren't all boring!
I love it when bigots make the assumption that only queers take part in kinky stuff like BDSM.
 

Fisty

Member
Oct 25, 2017
20,243
Imagine being so distressed by a pride parade that you have to write that. People who have been shunned and ostracized for centuries feel safe enough to publically show they are proud of who they are... And your response is to show that no, there are still plenty of ignorant douche bags that just can't stand to see people being happy with who they are.
 
Feb 6, 2018
794
This is satire isn't it?

SPAM?
Fairly monogamous?
Keep our kinky stuff to ourselves?
Tinker bells?
Thanks veterans?

Gotta be satire.
:(
 
Oct 28, 2017
22,596
Fucking finally! I no longer have to hide my heteroness! LGBTQ people will never know what it's like to be persecuted based on nothing but their sexuality.

--

Come on, you know that's not why they're pulling this shit. This is very much a fuck you to LGBTQ community. I expect a white pride month next.

Okay...?
 

Kinanza

Member
Jun 25, 2018
577
As a bi white male who was previously straight.....why the fuck do we need a straight pride month

No majorities should have their own month
 

Nepenthe

When the music hits, you feel no pain.
Administrator
Oct 25, 2017
20,725
As a straight person, apologies to the LGBT community for the filth. We'll get it cleaned up eventually.
 

Dali

Member
Oct 27, 2017
6,184
Now I know how white people with sense feel when another white person says something stupid like "where's my WET (white entertainment tv)" or "what about a white history month?"

Usually I only experience this type of stupid from the POV of the minority. I've got to thank this guy for this weird feeling of disappointment.