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Joltik

Member
Oct 25, 2017
10,764
We have Shy Guy, but what about Shy Gal, Dry Guy or Extroverted Guy?

If we have Dry Bones and Dry Bowser, why is there no Moist Bones or Moist Bowser?

We have Blooper, but no Accurate. We have Cheep Cheep, but no Expensive Expensive.

Where is the Nail Sis counterpart for Hammer Bros?

If we have Charging Chuck, where the hell is Refunding Chuck?
This is the best post in this entire thread.
 

Jack Frost

Member
Oct 25, 2017
1,668
We have Shy Guy, but what about Shy Gal, Dry Guy or Extroverted Guy?

If we have Dry Bones and Dry Bowser, why is there no Moist Bones or Moist Bowser?

We have Blooper, but no Accurate. We have Cheep Cheep, but no Expensive Expensive.

Where is the Nail Sis counterpart for Hammer Bros?

If we have Charging Chuck, where the hell is Refunding Chuck?
What we need is Mrs. Mime.
 

AnansiThePersona

Started a revolution but the mic was unplugged
Member
Oct 27, 2017
15,682
Ever look at a thread that makes it to 4 pages on some stupid shit after you put a lot of thought and a bit of time into a thread and it only gets, like, 7 replies and get mad as fuck that no one cared about whatever you had to say over why the hell Wamario and Wuigu don't exist im fucking heated
 
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Phediuk

Member
Oct 27, 2017
3,327
Ever look at a thread that makes it to 4 pages on some stupid shit after you put a lot of thought and a bit of time into a thread and it only gets, like, 7 replies and get mad as fuck that no one cared about whatever you had to say over why the hell Wamario and Wuigu don't exist im fucking heated

that's a yikes.
 

JustinH

Member
Oct 27, 2017
10,404
I was just curious to see how long before Mitt Wamney showed up. Okay then.

Personally I think these "reverse/bad" characters are dumb and always have been. Wario gets a pass for being in good games though.
 

ctj

Prophet of Truth
The Fallen
Oct 27, 2017
2,318
Bay Area, California
Why not do it for the DK universe too and have Wanky Kong?

We have Shy Guy, but what about Shy Gal, Dry Guy or Extroverted Guy?

If we have Dry Bones and Dry Bowser, why is there no Moist Bones or Moist Bowser?

We have Blooper, but no Accurate. We have Cheep Cheep, but no Expensive Expensive.

Where is the Nail Sis counterpart for Hammer Bros?

If we have Charging Chuck, where the hell is Refunding Chuck?
Wanky Kong's Moist Bones
 

FreddeGredde

Member
Oct 27, 2017
1,905
Call me crazy but I actually agree with OP

If there is a Luigi counterpart 'Waluigi', then there should also be a Mario counterpart 'Wamario', meaning that Wario would also need a counterpart, which would be Wuigi
Ooooh, thank you, now I understand the logic too. Something like this:
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MistaTwo

SNK Gaming Division Studio 1
Verified
Oct 24, 2017
2,456
We just had this goddamn thread like 2 weeks ago.

Ya'll need to pay more attention to the gospel of Mitt Romney.
 

SolVanderlyn

I love pineapple on pizza!
Member
Oct 28, 2017
13,510
Earth, 21st Century
Waluigi isn't in a mainline game because all the sports spinoffs are at the end of the timeline. Waluigi did not appear in the mushroom kingdom until after peacetime was achieved. He was hiding out in the Waffle Kingdom until then.
 
Oct 27, 2017
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iirc there was a Wa version of Peach planned for Mario Tennis, but Miyamoto nipped that one in the bud. She was supposed to be fat like Wario I believe.

the wrong people are gonna read this post and decide they absolutely must have Wapeach in a game now and that she was actually the best idea of all time.

20 years later Nintendo will cave into the pressure and print the timeline of the Wa-universe in some book filled with lore that Nintendo made up the day before it went to print.
 

Wijuci

Member
Jan 16, 2018
2,809
I like this topic.

What I really want to know, though, is... where the Hell is Dr. Wario?
What's his specialty? What medical school did he get his license from?

So many questions.
 

Red Arremer

Banned
Oct 26, 2017
12,259
What I really want to know, though, is... where the Hell is Dr. Wario?
What's his specialty? What medical school did he get his license from?

Dr. Wario is an expert in homeopathy and energy healing.

It's cause those are scams, and Wario is a greedy bastard who probably loves scamming.

Edit:
Also, he does appear in one of the GBA WarioWare games:
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Mr.Deadshot

Member
Oct 27, 2017
20,285
W is a flipped M to symbolize the "Anti"-Mario.

Waluigi was already to much. The joke didn't even work here.
 

Mr.Deadshot

Member
Oct 27, 2017
20,285
Did you not see the Mitt Romney quote on the first page?
Nope, thanks for clarification. But it doesn't change the fact that it doesn't work in most western languages. "W"ario seemed always pretty genius to me while I never liked Waluigi. They should have come up with something else for the west IMO.
 

Metalix

Member
Oct 28, 2017
883
An evil Peach would have to, undoubtedly, be Beach.

How you pronounce the name is up to you.
 

Berordn

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 26, 2017
9,747
NoVA
I like this topic.

What I really want to know, though, is... where the Hell is Dr. Wario?
What's his specialty? What medical school did he get his license from?

So many questions.
It's Vampire Wario, as a scathing allegory of the skyrocketing costs of American healthcare.
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