"Mmmmm I sure do love to eat rocks," said the Rock Eating Monster who only ate rocks.
Then, rocks gone.
Then, rocks gone.
I let my nephew play on my Switch while he was visiting. He deleted my saves
Fuckkkkk. Too real.I was halfway to work when I finally realized it. I never closed the garage door.
Every night I count each of my teeth as I drift off to sleep. I've never made it past the third jar.
In a groggy rush out the door to make it to work on time, you quickly slip on your shoes, only to look down and realize it's your toddler's sneakers and they fit perfectly. As you fumble your way to the car you notice it's already running, then you hear your child's voice beckon you from the driver's seat.
This could be the draft to the Silent Hill dog ending."What did you do to my wife?!" James screamed, sweat pouring from his brow as he felt his muscles tense and his stomach clench. "Nothing she didn't deserve." the dog said nonchalantly.
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"What did you do to my wife?!" James screamed, sweat pouring from his brow as he felt his muscles tense and his stomach clench. "Nothing she didn't deserve." the dog said nonchalantly.
You wake up sweating from the heat, thinking you must have left the heater on. But its not the heater, you are in hell.
You wake in the middle of the night to the sound of a cellphone ringing. After looking for your phone in the dark you realize that you don't use that ringtone.
thatescalatedquickly.gif"Oh, I'm sure romantic tastes can change with time", she whispered seducingly. Then she grabbed my untied hand and injected some nanomachines.
ftfyHer dog kept licking her hand, until eventually she slapped it away. Then she sat forward to grab a potato chip and saw the dog lying in its bed across the hall.
Well, since we are talking about two sentence horror stories, let's watch some two sentence horror stories.
WARNING: Some of these animations are fucking scary..especially number 10.
I don't get the $11.59 one.So, what, do you test your jokes out on me and then bring the good ones out in front of your real friends?
Here are a few of mine:
Oh. I just assumed 11/59 as in November.
Or I'm just a dummy.
You wake up sweating from the heat, thinking you must have left the heater on. But its not the heater, you are in hell.
Underrated.
Nonsense. For these stories to work, they writer presenting the information must do so with the utmost and most succinct clarity possible. I will retreat to the mountains and return with a proper horror couplet.