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Linkura

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You are so obviously a man, lol.

IN OTHER NEWS,

I found out in another thread that apparently there are dicks everywhere in television now. I guess I missed this whole boat because I have seen nary a single dick since Spartacus.

Obviously I'm watching the wrong shows.

I asked said dick-watcher for a list, but never got a response.

I'm not particularly hot to see a bunch of (probably fake) wangs, but I'm all for equality and women have had their tits and bush out for ages, it's high time for some dicks as well.

Also I'm suspicious and fully suspect this is like the 0.2 seconds of flaccid penis that was in The Order: 1886.

Who wants to see just a flash of a sad dick? Seriously, why.
 

PixelParty

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I have it on good authority that the werewolves in The Order: 1886 at one point did have fully modeled and animated dick and balls but Sony made them take it out, but let them have angry flaccid peep man as a consolation prize.

I swear to you that I did not make that up, a former co-worker who worked on the art team at Ready at Dawn told me that story when I asked him about the sad dick.
 

Surfinn

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Thanks, I like yours too haha.

And yes it is! Just wanted one from TFA that sounded cool while still being a bit obscure. I've only had one other person recognize it before (on another site), so it's cool that you noticed!
Thanks! I'm totally jelly of your name, nice work :)

I've seen TFA an embarrassing amount of times so it immediately stuck out to me, haha.
 

Witch

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0.2 seconds? That's like half the game.
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Am I crazy or does it seem like some guys have the most beautiful natural eyelashes and it's not fucking fair?

Also I came in here to confess something. That naked in your garden thread had me wondering if this is a common "fetish."

I positively LOVE doing stuff outdoors. It's nothing to do at all with being voyeuristic but it's hard to put my finger on. It's liberating as heck. My fiance and I went on a road trip together across half of the country and we stopped at some of the more secluded areas to fool around and I have to confess it was my idea. Having a sexy picnic on a beautiful day and you're looking up at the sky and trees and nature and your s/o is like... My thing I think.

I never thought I had a thing. I always thought I was boring. But maybe this is super common.
 
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PhazonBlonde

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Am I crazy or does it seem like some guys have the most beautiful natural eyelashes and it's not fucking fair?

Also I came in here to confess something. That naked in your garden thread had me wondering if this is a common "fetish."

I positively LOVE doing stuff outdoors. It's nothing to do at all with being voyeuristic but it's hard to put my finger on. It's liberating as heck. My fiance and I went on a road trip together across half of the country and we stopped at some of the more secluded areas to fool around and I have to confess it was my idea. Having a sexy picnic on a beautiful day and you're looking up at the sky and trees and nature and your s/o is like... My thing I think.

I never thought I had a thing. I always thought I was boring. But maybe this is super common.
Just be careful on your next picnic adventure, don't want to get a UTI again :p (sorry I had to, that thread of yours was hilarious). I gotta confess doing stuff out in nature sounds really romantic, and I've never tried it before. I've done things out in "public" beyond the bedroom but never out in the woods or something.

Also yeah a lot of guys have unfairly nice lashes. This guy I had a crush on for years in high school...damn.
 

Robin

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Am I crazy or does it seem like some guys have the most beautiful natural eyelashes and it's not fucking fair?

Also I came in here to confess something. That naked in your garden thread had me wondering if this is a common "fetish."

I positively LOVE doing stuff outdoors. It's nothing to do at all with being voyeuristic but it's hard to put my finger on. It's liberating as heck. My fiance and I went on a road trip together across half of the country and we stopped at some of the more secluded areas to fool around and I have to confess it was my idea. Having a sexy picnic on a beautiful day and you're looking up at the sky and trees and nature and your s/o is like... My thing I think.

I never thought I had a thing. I always thought I was boring. But maybe this is super common.

Just be careful on your next picnic adventure, don't want to get a UTI again :p (sorry I had to, that thread of yours was hilarious). I gotta confess doing stuff out in nature sounds really romantic, and I've never tried it before. I've done things out in "public" beyond the bedroom but never out in the woods or something.

Also yeah a lot of guys have unfairly nice lashes. This guy I had a crush on for years in high school...damn.

Men typically have longer eyelashes, yeah. Men with long eye lashes is a good good look.
 

Morrigan

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(Hi, new to the thread)

Just wanted to chime in with the advice NOT to use Band-Aids for nips - I'm transitioning, so I'm in that awkward phase where the nips are noticeable but I'm barely ready for a sports bra, and I used Band-Aids for a while only to

(Trigger warning)

rip off some skin when removing them one day, leaving a scar

OUCH
This made me cringe something hardcore. Ouch!

I don't get the nipples hiding though. I can't imagine anyone caring about some nipples poking through a cloth a bit.
 

Nilou

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This made me cringe something hardcore. Ouch!

I don't get the nipples hiding though. I can't imagine anyone caring about some nipples poking through a cloth a bit.

Unless of course you're a teenage girl and not wearing a bra and having even the slightest appearance of nipples ends up "disrupting" the classmates from getting work done and you get in trouble. -rolls eyes and groans-
 

PhazonBlonde

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This made me cringe something hardcore. Ouch!

I don't get the nipples hiding though. I can't imagine anyone caring about some nipples poking through a cloth a bit.
Honestly if I'm around friends or my sisters idgaf my nipples poking through. But it's how others react. I don't want dudes being creepy or middle aged ladies giving me the stink eye for not being "decent "
 

Witch

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i don't get the desire for long lashes, i have them and they don't do anything for me at all
Lots of guys with long lashes say they get complimented on them and they don't get it either. They're charming! You're lucky. They enlarge or elongate the eyes (depending on your eye shape) and that's always nice.

As for the nipple thing, I'll never walk out my door braless. I don't want anyone seeing what my nips look like, and even if nothing shows, I don't feel secure without it. I only take it off to sleep. =/
 

dreams

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Omg yes the eyelashes thing makes me so jealous. But even moreso... MEN WHO HAVE PERFECTLY SCULPTED EYEBROWS!!! My brother's are literally perfect and people ask him all the time if he gets them done, BUT HE DOESN'T. Meanwhile, mine are sparse and somehow lighter colored than my hair, even though my hair is dark brown. So I have to pencil them in every day (if I'm going out of the house, that is) or else I look like an alien.
 

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haha

I just bought 5 skater dresses off the internet and I think one of you needs to take away my credit card. I've bought like $1,000 worth of games and I just spent $400 on clothes.
 
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I'm over here trying to find something to spend money on. Saw a Switch deal, but it's dead. Then saw a TV I wanted, but deal is also dead. I'm always late >:[
 

Nilou

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I have my mothers eyebrows exactly which she got from her father (my grandfather) and he is full french and his genes for eyebrows are quite dominant...
I've had it since I was born, no clue how I got it but I have scar tissue on my right eyebrow so I have to have a very thin tail or deal with the tail being split as no eyebrow hair will grow whatsoever on that tissue so it's like a weird small bald spot at the tail end of my right eyebrow.
 

PhazonBlonde

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Omg yes the eyelashes thing makes me so jealous. But even moreso... MEN WHO HAVE PERFECTLY SCULPTED EYEBROWS!!! My brother's are literally perfect and people ask him all the time if he gets them done, BUT HE DOESN'T. Meanwhile, mine are sparse and somehow lighter colored than my hair, even though my hair is dark brown. So I have to pencil them in every day (if I'm going out of the house, that is) or else I look like an alien.
lol i feel you, my eyebrows are so light i often use eyebrow mascara.
 

Witch

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haha

I just bought 5 skater dresses off the internet and I think one of you needs to take away my credit card. I've bought like $1,000 worth of games and I just spent $400 on clothes.
That's exactly how I spend my money. Enjoy it all, girl.

I'm really lucky and have full eyebrows. My only problem is that the hairs move around too much throughout the day 'cause I'm too lazy to put eyebrow gel on. I only put it on if I have to see people, but man, does it make a difference. It can really make you go from deranged cavewoman to normal human. Magical stuff.
 

Nilou

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Likewise, did organize my bag early this past week shortly afterwards and took a couple pads out and put them on my coffee table and got distracted with dishes and other things. Came back to get trying to eat one of them and a pretty amusing stare down between me and her for a couple seconds or so while she had it in her mouth. She eventually spit it out and ran away. Kinda related but amusing nonetheless! haha
 

Witch

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The funny thing about my period is that every time I'm on it, I think, 'THIS is the worst period.' Then next month comes along and I think, 'No, THIS is the worst period.' And the cycle continues.
I swear that was not intended.
 
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The funny thing about my period is that every time I'm on it, I think, 'THIS is the worst period.' Then next month comes along and I think, 'No, THIS is the worst period.' And the cycle continues.
I swear that was not intended.
Every period I keep saying that I'll get back on those 4 periods a year birth control pills. I get lazy and don't get them then regret it next period. It goes on and on and on...
 

Witch

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Every period I keep saying that I'll get back on those 4 periods a year birth control pills. I get lazy and don't get them then regret it next period. It goes on and on and on...
Ugh, you get me.

Speaking of birth control pills, has anyone experienced any bad side effects? I've never been on the pill, just out of fear of those. =/ Women always talk about acne and weight gain. I'm not worried about the weight gain so much because I could use some weight anyway, but I take good care of my skin and it would suck if I got uncontrollable acne from the pill now. The thought has me cringing.