Really? Then if I ever see you on the street I'll give you a smooch on the cheek and it'll be perfectly fine. /sCan is the important word here.
What is harassment is when a colleague wanted to pull my apron at work to see how "big" I was.
Not what is happening in the OP.
You don't get to gatekeep what is and isn't sexual harassment.
And just like men don't have the right to go up to a stranger woman and kiss them on the cheek, women don't have the same freedom. And people like you who downplay men's bodily integrity is an important reason why male victims of assault and harassment have trouble coming forward.
There is definitely some dishonesty in trying to use this example as a way to fight the fight that men can be sexually harrassed. Honestly it's really bugging me because as I said before, it's making a mockery of real problem scenarios.
If you want to deter people away to think people have lost their minds let's not even bother caring about when people describe stuff as harassment, then then I guess there's some success here...
You don't get to gatekeep what is and isn't sexual harassment.