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I used to do (and enjoy) this nasty thing when I was single...

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FernandoRocker

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When I was single (5 years ago) I liked to get extremely filthy on Saturdays... I didn't (still don't) work on Saturdays, and I didn't have a girlfriend, and I used to stay at home on Saturdays until 9:00 p.m. or so to go to a bar and hang out with friends.

So, I would get up and didn't brush my teeth. I didn't wipe my butt. I would cut the grass and get all sweaty. I would eat with my hands and get food all around my mouth and didn't use napkins.

I used to stay all filthy because at night, before going out, I enjoyed a nice and long shower cleaning myself, shaving. I loved the sensation of being super clean after being super filthy all day long.

Keep in my mind that I didn't go out or meet anyone while I was filthy. I'm a very clean person... I take two showers every day. I despise bad body odor.

And now that I'm married, I can't do it anymore. But it was nice.
 
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hjort

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If you ever happen to find yourself in a situation where you have an ass, you should wipe it.
 
eKongDiddy

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Thrill_house

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Absolutely disgusting. You ought to be ashamed lol. Always wipe and wash your ass dude holy hell. How do some of you function in society?
 
Earvin Infinity

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Wtf, yo. Don't just wipe your ass, grab the shower head set that to full blast (hot) on your anus with cleansing soap.
 
Prophaniti

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Fucking hell dude. Wouldn't your bath have shit in it? Does most of Era not have access to mental health services?
 
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FernandoRocker

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I mean, it's not like I don't wipe my ass anymore. I always do (in fact we are going to remodel the bathroom soon and will add a bidet).

Plus, it was only a dump.
 
Laserbeam

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I agree about the nice bath before bed and feeling clean after a sweaty day, but jesus, not wiping your ass is just....a whole other level.
 

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....this reminds me of that topic someone made where her husband refused to wipe his ass because "real men dont touch their assholes" and that wiping your butt was "playing with yourself like a priss."
 

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FernandoRocker said:
When I was single (5 years ago) I liked to get extremely filthy on Saturdays... I didn't (still don't) work on Saturdays, and I didn't have a girlfriend, and I used to stay at home on Saturdays until 9:00 p.m. or so to go to a bar and hang out with friends.

So, I would get up and didn't brush my teeth. I didn't wipe my butt. I would cut the grass and get all sweaty. I would used to eat with my hands and get food all around my mouth and didn't use napkins.

I used to stay all filthy because at night, before going out, I enjoyed a nice and long bath cleaning myself, shaving. I loved the sensation of being super clean after being super filthy all day long.

Keep in my mind that I didn't go out or meet anyone while I was filthy. I'm a very clean person... I take two showers every day. I despise bad body odor.

And now that I'm married, I can't do it anymore. But it was nice.
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Aselith

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Oct 27, 2017
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So, you're kinda gross naturally and your girl keeps you in check. Thank her every damn day for saving you from being the smelly guy
 
EJS

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I was kind of with you until you said you didn't wipe yourself. Man, what lol
 
Yerffej

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How the fuck is there any enjoyment in keeping your ass dirty? How in the what
 
TheMan

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were you hoping people would normalize your behavior and be like, "me too!" ?

I mean I will sometimes skip showering on Saturdays if I'm not going anywhere, but wiping your ass? That's not an optional thing.
 
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