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N.Domixis

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Oct 28, 2017
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This summer...

Adam Sandler will take 12 kids on a life inspiring adventure they'll never forget.

Based on a true story
 

Jessie

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Oct 27, 2017
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How are they going to film a movie with no female protagonists? Are they going to insert Naomi Watts as a female diver?
 

Robdraggoo

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Oct 25, 2017
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Read the OP, its pure flix. The gods not dead assholes. Not exactly Hollywood. The hollywood vultures have at least some tact These people, not so much

And sorry to dissapoint you all. But Scarjo will not be playing any Asian kids, you get Kirk Cameron and kevin sorbo and you'll like it
 

Kahoots

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Feb 15, 2018
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How are they going to film a movie with no female protagonists? Are they going to insert Naomi Watts as a female diver?
Margot Robbie is the world's foremost reporter who has a troubled romantic history with the best diver the world has ever known, who quit diving in tragic circumstances a decade ago. Can she convince him to face him demons and return to diving? For the sake of the children? For her?
 

Rice Eater

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Oct 26, 2017
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Let's see how much whitewashing will occur...

The movie will be a origin story for the two British divers. We'll see there child hood, how they became friends, and their journey to become legends in the world of deep sea diving.

The last 30 minutes of the movie will finally focus on there journey to Thailand to rescue the 12 missing boys and their coach. A slight change to the ending will have them refusing to go home and guiding each boy out personally instead of the Thai government.
 
Oct 27, 2017
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Hollywood in Trump's America, ladies and gentlemen. They can cast of the guise of being empathetic and caring for humanitarian causes now. Cynical cash grabs all around now.
 

SNES Jr

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Oct 26, 2017
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User Banned (1 Week) Trolling over a series of posts; history of similar behavior
Hollywood in Trump's America, ladies and gentlemen. They can cast of the guise of being empathetic and caring for humanitarian causes now. Cynical cash grabs all around now.

I miss the pre-Trump Hollywood. A Hollywood with morals. A compassionate, loving Hollywood that you could count on to do the right thing.

It feels like since the election all Hollywood cares about is money. It's a damn shame.
 

Deleted member 25600

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Pure Flix is an American independent Christian film and television studio, headquartered in Scottsdale, Arizona. The company produces, distributes, acquires and markets Christian and family-friendly films

They know that all these kids and the coach are more than likely Buddhists, right?
 

Kthulhu

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Oct 25, 2017
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Pathetic vultures.

At least come up with some original movies instead of churning out safe cash grabs every year before you go and do this.
 

Speevy

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Oct 26, 2017
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God's Not Dead IV: Weathering the Storm

Now we just need to teach the Newsboys how to scuba dive.
 

Deleted member 17388

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Oct 27, 2017
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The movie will be a origin story for the two British divers. We'll see there child hood, how they became friends, and their journey to become legends in the world of deep sea diving.

The last 30 minutes of the movie will finally focus on there journey to Thailand to rescue the 12 missing boys and their coach. A slight change to the ending will have them refusing to go home and guiding each boy out personally instead of the Thai government.

Post-credits will be them getting invited to the World Cup final in time to see England taking the cup home :')
 

noyram23

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Oct 25, 2017
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Fucking vultures, at least the families should be fairly paid. Where's this Scarjo plays everyone meme came from though?
 

Ithil

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Oct 25, 2017
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A heroic white male diver singlehandedly rescues 10 white kids and 3 Chinese extras and their sexy and available latina teacher in Thailand (filmed in Atlanta).
 

Heshinsi

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Oct 25, 2017
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I am so shocked

Now how can we shove white people at the forefront? Does it have to be in Thailand? Okay, what if it was their coach was a white guy who went to Thailand to "get away"?

What is that? That guy that helped coordinate the rescue was white?! PERFECT!
The Elon Musk role gets front and center casting. That character becomes the true brains of the operation, has to spend most of the film trying to convince dummy Thai officials that his plan is the only way to get the boys out alive, and after a rescuer dies all parties involved reluctantly give in to the foreign American who proves that they should have listened to him in the first place.