You can use Kaioken in Real Life BUT

I'd only use Kaioken to quickly shit thus reducing the time I spent on the toilet by 90% percent.

How about every time you use it you decrease your life span by 1 week but you get 10x your regular strength

I'm trying to think of a practical use for Kaioken, much less Kaioken with a side of hershey squirts.

Who do you plan on fighting, OP?

Why wouldn't you take that? Worst case scenario only pull it out during emergencies - otherwise, rest of the time is completely normal.

Time to wear diapers and wreck some fools.

Will the violent shits affect my fighting? Like am I gonna crouch over in pain?

So you're saying I can cure constipation whenever I want just by kaiokenning the shit out my butt?

I don't poop so it would be perfect.

I already have bad bowel movements so this is like a win/win for me

I used the dragon balls to wish that I didn't shit myself and would be unstoppable

Get into MMA, don't eat the day before, punch people really hard for money.

But who will I fight?

Host Samurai said:

I don't poop so it would be perfect.

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Ewww. You should go to check to your doctor

I like how the drawback of violently shitting at will is more useful than the x10 power.

this is such a weird limitation.

Yes. I've shat my pants before and I'm not afraid to do it again.

Brah you'd kill anyone you'd punch

BWoog said:

Multiplying it will create more shit so if you go times 10, you shit out ten times the regular amount. It won't hurt you physically.

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Where does all of the shit come from?

I'd wear a diaper and do some flying, sure.

Kaioken fucks your body up hard. I don't see myself needing that much of a boost

Kaioken Oolong

BWoog said:

Every time you do, you violently shit your pants.

Would you do it?

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I can't believe they cut this out of DBZ Kai.

does this make my shitter muscles ten times more powerful

Sure, best case scenario I never have to use it.

Worst case I shit my pants, but I'd only use it in a life or death scenario so at least I'd be alive.

Step on scale
x10
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2 Saiyans 1 Cup

Why would kaioken be usefull if you are not on a shonen that you have to fight someone every week?

I was this goddamn close to googling 'Goku in diapers' to post an image here before realizing I was about to make a terrible terrible mistake.

A who what now?

Yeah. It's worth it.

BWoog said:

You start breaking down organs at a certain point.

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So you are hurt physically. Still, seems like a way to lose weight. You could probably eat the most poisonous of food, but do a kaiokenshit x 10 and it's instantly gone except you'd probably have to drink tons of water immediately afterwards.

Naturally, if you ever have the intention of getting into a fight, you should immediately strip. This will have your opponent confused and as you fight the poor bastard using your stanky ass powers, they will become even more confused. You are essentially undefeatable with the kaoikenshit.

if i'm about to get robbed or something

BWoog said:

You start breaking down organs at a certain point.

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That'd be shitty. I don't want to use it anymore.

They make adult diapers. Im in.

Einchy said:

I'd only use Kaioken to quickly shit thus reducing the time I spent on the toilet by 90% percent.

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The fuck would I just Kaioken for in real life?

BWoog said:

You start breaking down organs at a certain point.

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Wait so like... this is a death sentence then. You need to rethink this bro.

i mean if it allowed me to not get hit by a car at the expense of poop i guess it would be nice to have in my back pocket

I'm on the toilet right now, could be very useful at a time like this...

When would I ever need to use Kaioken even without a caveat? I sit at a desk all day.

BWoog said:

Elvis and John Wayne died with, respectively, 60 and 40 pounds of shit in their intestines.

Roll the dice and hope you're like the King and the Duke.

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Elvis also ate hollowed out loaves of bread filled with a pounds of peanut butter, jelly and bacon.

What's a Kaioken?

Chun-li's fireball?

I'll just wear a diaper

So what you're saying is I power up and get a free surprise attack for my opponent

Get ready you fools.