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neoak

neoak

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Sometimes, I brush my dick with my sister's toothbrush because it is funny to think it is like she is brushing her teeth with my dick.

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actually, pls no
 
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I think you got used to being catered to by the escort/hooker, and do not want to put the effort that a regular relationship requires.

Or, you could try to actually date an escort...

He's living in fake land, like being a pornstar in your own life. It's going to be difficult to get into a real relationship where you don't get everything catered for you whenever you want and can only get it 3 weeks out of 4. The lack of variety is probably going to be a tough thing to overcome.
 

BLOODED_hands

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Are those our first "my family member(s) is/are hot" / "I wanna bang my family member(s)" -esque confessions of the year on this site or did I miss one earlier on in the thread?

I knew it was bound to happen sooner or later..... Calling it FAKE NEWS. I don't believe you.gif

Dude who got 3 free fucking months of expenses: that's alot of money. Holy shit. Congrats on the money!

Dude who enjoys the GFE too much: you've been catered to for such a long time that it's fucking with your thoughts. I don't know how to help you because I'm not sure if there are shit out there to actually help you. The only thing I can say is to stop going to them for a long while, like a very long while.
 

SnakeEyes

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Snorting a
Is.. Is coke called a rail? Am I just too nieve for this stuff?

(She says while ignoring the hooker part)
Snorting a line of coke is called railing coke.
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I think an 8 ball is like...a syringe of heroin, no?
An "8-ball" is a quantity of a drug, 1/8th of an ounce and usually either cocaine or meth.

Also, I don't do drugs. This knowledge comes purely from pop-culture knowledge :)
 
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Is.. Is coke called a rail? Am I just too nieve for this stuff?

(She says while ignoring the hooker part)
A rail of coke is the powder cut into a line.
An "8 ball" is an eighth of an ounce of coke (it's almost always used to refer to cocaine afaik)

My guess is the idea of doing a rail gets the confessor hard because movies.
 

CesspoolofHatred

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Mobile Confessions (Short to Medium)

My Friend-Stealing Ex Found A Spouse On the Other Side

Suspicious "Daughter-Fucker" Who Probably Stole His Confession From Some Fantasy Porn Site

Overwatch Performance Anxiety

I Am Trying to Learn How to Interact With Women And It is Stressful

A Booger-Eating Text'N'Driving Cheating Ghosting Dick-Picker Confesses His Sins

Sex, Friends and Betrayal: Going Into Overtime

A Mental-Health Veteran Asks If Some Old Friends Are Still Around

Some Dumbass Admits to Leaking Logs and Having Multiple Accounts

I Love the Ladies, But I Love The Dick

Math Makes My Dick Curve At An Acute Angle

I, An Anonymous Confessor, Chastise Others For Anonymous Confessions

I Met My Teenage Girlfriend Through An MMO

My Best Friend Was Raped and I'm Suffering From Secondary Traumatic Stress (TRIGGER WARNING)

Overwhelmed By Ecstasy and Cocaine, I Stuck a Vibrator Up My Dirty Butt

I Peed My Bed and Never Cleaned the Sheets

My Mama Caught Me Drawing Porn and Destroyed All My Memories

I'm Falling For a Girl A Decade Younger Than Me

I'm Addicted to Daydreaming

I'm Bi-Curious Over the Dick and Gender-Curious

A Community Veteran Despises His Job

My Girlfriend Is the Only Light in My Life, Which is Otherwise Generally Awful and Lifeless

My Dick Indirectly Brushes My Sister's Teeth

Console Confessions (Medium to Long Length)

Panty-Sniffer Jizzes to His Mate's Sister

I Crushed On My Engaged Boss And She Used Me as a Meat Dildo

I Banged My Friend's Boyfriend Right Next to Her Passed Out Form

My Human Garbage Ex-Friend Took Advantage of Me To Ruin My Chances With a Girl, And It Blew Up In His Face. Also He's a Neo-Nazi Now.

Big Budget Confessions (Long to Extra-Long):

I Work at a Start-Up Company And I've Been Pulling an Overtime Scam For Years

My Wife and I Are Occasional Swingers

I Was Sexually Assaulted By the Teenager Next Door And My Mother Didn't Take That Shit Lightly

Legacy Franchises:

An Incredibly Lonely Person Suffers From Depression and a Lack of Real-Life Support (Incredibly Lonely Person)

The Skillful Scammer Takes a Busted Scam and Succeeds Where A Colleague Failed (Skillful Scammer)

Skillful Scammer Racks Up Dough For a Job He Never Did (Skillful Scammer)

Soulfucker Has Trouble With Interviews and a Real-Life Girl (Soulfucker)

There's a Spark Between Me and My Assistant (Even Though I'm Already Committed) (SparkWorkDude)

SparkWorkDude Is Taking His Assistant Back Home (SparkWorkDude)

SparkWorkDude Talks About His Home Life And Leaves Us on a Cliffhanger (SparkWorkDude)

SparkWorkDude Plays Wingman For a Coworker (SparkWorkDude)

SparkWorkDude Gets To First Base With His Assistant (SparkWorkDude)

SparkWorkDude Dips That Pen and The Universe Reacts With Maximum Irony (SparkWorkDude)

SparkWorkDude Clarifies Some Details As His Home Life Explodes in the Background (SparkWorkDude)

College Educated Redneck Enters a New ERA (College Educated Redneck)

Cumfessor Sucks Her Man Off In His Little Sister's Bed (CUMFESSOR)

Richard Gere of the 21st Century Has a Friend Who Is Choosing Death By Starvation (Richard Gere of the 21st Century)

I'm Addicted to Hookers (Hooker Addict)

Hooker-Addict Has Lurid Fantasies (Hooker Addict)
 

Alimnassor

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Alrite I confess. I was the one who sent that "I'm dating an 18 year old". I guess it don't matter since we broke up but, yes, I was dating an 18 year old. I guess I should have realized LDRs are difficult specially when the other one is in College. Oh well back to being forever alone. Why act like this was a big deal you ask? I had doubts people would ever accept this. I've floated it around and the general opinion was "Eewww gross". I know her sister was furious when she found out and many of her friends were disgusted.
 

Alimnassor

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You also said that you sent fake confessions in.
So, one of those statements has to be a lie.

And i'm out. It's very clear you just want a scapegoat. I made a mistake in joking about fake confessions. I got punished. This isn't gaf so please stop accusing me of making fake confessions. It's actually getting very flocking annoying now.
 

Alimnassor

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I guess it sucks ass it ended. I genuinely liked her. Maybe it was better this way? We were both on two different wave lengths. She was just starting her life and i was going nowhere in life. I didn't think I could ever love an 18 year old but, that's how the wheel turns.
 

BLOODED_hands

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I'm honestly interested in the confessions about folks who can find loopholes and ways to abuse the system in which they work under or with. That's why I like the Skillful Scammer stories, lol.
 
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I met my now wife when we were sophmores in highschool in 1997, she was a cheerleader, I was one of the outcast kids. We hit it off (at first because it was a novelty for her to sleep with a black guy, but eventually we grew to love each other).

Well she has a younger sister whom was in 8th grade at the time. the first time we slept together was on halloween. I stayed over her house and she went to run some errands for her mom and it was then we slept together. NOW we had been flirting back and forth since we first met, and it kind of just happened.

Well it didn't stop, for years, I'd sneak off to her, rather it was while they went on vacation (I'd go with them), or just over her house waiting for her to get home. Well me and my wife got married in 2007 and it was then we tried to break off the affair but, we ended up sleeping together again the day before the wedding.

She now is married, with three kids (one of which is mine) and we still mess around about twice a month. We plan to keep it from her forever, no need to break up either of our happy marriages and cause drama in the family after all.

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Recently I bought my SO a Magic Wand Vibrator (google it). It basically looks like a larger PlayStation Move Controller and plugs into a wall. The first time I used it on her she squirted, we have been together for years and that's the first time she has done that. After a huge wet spot on the sheets, we learned our lesson for next time and used a towel...which it went through. We kept going and it worked sometimes, but recently it went through three towels.

I eat her pussy when I use it on her, and I love it when she squirts on my face. I know the first argument that will come up is "It's pee!", and I honestly don't care if it technically is. I wouldn't want her to straight up pee on me, but I don't mind if her squirt technically is pee.

I think we might have to invest in a tarp or bed wetting plastic sheets or something. Maybe bed pisser confession guy can give me advice on

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Around 5 years ago I decided I was going to try going on a diet to lose some weight. I was around 250 pounds at the time

I started eating better, exercising, and eventually got down to about 170. I had lost 80 pounds in under a year. Looking back that's pretty fast and that's wear my confession comes in.

I'm a woman. I was actually pretty happy with myself when I was fatter. I didn't think I looked too bad, even naked. But I thought "whats the harm in losing some weight. I'll look better and feel better". I had built up a beautiful, ideal image in my mind of what I would like naturally after I lost all that weight.

I thought I'd still have big boobs, a flatter stomach, a nice hourglass shape. I could finally wear a bikini and sexier clothes. But I was wrong.

Everything was saggy. Everything was stretched out. Everything just hung there. When I had got down to 170 I had noticed I didn't have the tight, trim body I was expecting. All that fat just turned into saggy, stretched, loose skin. I looked like garbage. Pure disgusting, still fat, ugly, deformed, nasty, unattractive garbage. That's what I started telling myself. Everyday day. All day.

I couldn't believe how bad my body looked. My boobs became empty, saggy, flat, sacks of skin. Like deflated balloons. They didn't look right. The same happened to my stomach. It didn't get flat, it just scrunched up and sagged. It's also disgusting. The skin on my inner thighs is loose and wrinkled. It's so disgusting. Everything about how I look is so disgusting. I don't look like a woman, I look like a flesh garbage bag.

All my confidence was gone when I noticed this at 170 pounds. I knew I wasn't going to ever look good. So I kind of gave up losing weight and just started obsessing over how I look. I'd just stare at myself naked in the mirror going over every little detail about my body and pointing out whats wrong with it.

"Wow, I'm such a piece of shit", "Ugh, look how disgusting I am", "Garbage, garbage, garbage. All I am is garbage.", "you're a fat, ugly, piece of garbage. No one wants to look at you." These and many others, are things I would tell myself everyday.

But I haven't even gotten to the confession yet. I was so disgusted with myself and how I looked I wanted validation that I was as ugly and disgusting as I feel. So I decided to ask the internet what they thought by posting naked pictures of my body, no face of course, anonymously on certain places on the internet.

I wanted honest, truthful, genuine replies from men only, so I'd make a post asking them what they thought about my naked body. I did this dozens of times over about 3 years. I would encourage them to be as harsh and critical as they could about how I look. I wanted them to confirm that I had a disgusting, unlovable body that no man would want to have sex with. And I got a lot of replies.

Surprisingly, it was hard to get a lot of guys to outright admit I had an ugly body, but plenty did. Many just encouraged me to to keep working out, say my face could make up for it, wear better clothes, etc. I did it so often some people even recognized my posts and told me to get help.

I got so many PM's. From guys sending me dick pics and asking for more naked pictures, saying they're attracted to bodies like mine. And one guy saying his fetish was women with unusual bodies like mine. To men saying they've been with their wives for years and that my body looks like theirs after having children, and that I shouldn't be so hard on myself.

I also got some PM's from other women who felt the same way as me. And I got a ton of PM's from people asking me if I'm okay and that I should seek some kind of therapy.

I probably haven't done any of that stuff in about two years now since I got a boyfriend. I didn't have one when I was going through all of that. But my current one doesn't know I did all that. I know he wouldn't like it.

I've gained most of that weight back now, so I still feel like shit. Like a loser. I still feel fat, gross and disgusting.

I still think my body is the most offensive, disgusting, gross, nasty, vile, hideous body in the world. I feel bad that my boyfriend has to even look at me. I feel bad he has to touch me. I feel bad he has to have sex with someone as ugly as me. But I don't let him know that.

My boobs are uneven, saggy, empty. They look like a couple of old socks filled with sand nailed to a barrel. My stomach is uneven and rolls over like some saggy lumpy dough. My body is just uneven. It drives me crazy how disgusting I look and no one can change how I see myself. Many have tried, but I have no reason to believe them. They're just being nice. I really am that deformed. It makes me want to puke sometimes.

So I remind myself everyday how ugly and disfigured I am, even if it's just a little. I just can't see how people aren't offended by me being around them. I'm always surprised when people treat me nicely instead of like some kind of monster. So gross. I'm just so gross. I'm just an ugly fatass and it feels so good to beat myself down.

And no, no man or woman has ever made a negative comment about my appearance. I had a very happy, positive upbringing. So I just realized I was ugly, deformed, disgusting and offensive on my own.

This came off more ranty than I wanted, but I haven't vented in a while.

And to all of you that read this, DON'T try to be nice to me, because I'm not going to listen, and this lazy fatass doesn't deserve it. I've made up my mind. All those people that messaged me before didn't change my mind, so you probably won't either.

But I will answer questions.

I will leave this one to the ladies. But I believe it has to do with how skin loses its elasticity.
 
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Mod Edit: The anonymous confessions thread is not for reporting criminal behavior. For that, please contact law enforcement.
 
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HylianSeven

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I seriously doubt that last one. While the rules are "Don't make shit up", you know people are still going to make shit up.

That said given that guy's behavior...I wouldn't be incredibly surprised. Although, how much are we actually allowed to discuss that last one in here?
 

CesspoolofHatred

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Oct 25, 2017
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Mobile Confessions (Short to Medium)

My Friend-Stealing Ex Found A Spouse On the Other Side

Suspicious "Daughter-Fucker" Who Probably Stole His Confession From Some Fantasy Porn Site

Overwatch Performance Anxiety

I Am Trying to Learn How to Interact With Women And It is Stressful

A Booger-Eating Text'N'Driving Cheating Ghosting Dick-Picker Confesses His Sins

Sex, Friends and Betrayal: Going Into Overtime

A Mental-Health Veteran Asks If Some Old Friends Are Still Around

Some Dumbass Admits to Leaking Logs and Having Multiple Accounts

I Love the Ladies, But I Love The Dick

Math Makes My Dick Curve At An Acute Angle

I, An Anonymous Confessor, Chastise Others For Anonymous Confessions

I Met My Teenage Girlfriend Through An MMO

My Best Friend Was Raped and I'm Suffering From Secondary Traumatic Stress (TRIGGER WARNING)

Overwhelmed By Ecstasy and Cocaine, I Stuck a Vibrator Up My Dirty Butt

I Peed My Bed and Never Cleaned the Sheets

My Mama Caught Me Drawing Porn and Destroyed All My Memories

I'm Falling For a Girl A Decade Younger Than Me

I'm Addicted to Daydreaming

I'm Bi-Curious Over the Dick and Gender-Curious

A Community Veteran Despises His Job

My Girlfriend Is the Only Light in My Life, Which is Otherwise Generally Awful and Lifeless

My Dick Indirectly Brushes My Sister's Teeth

I've Kept Up a Perpetual Affair With My Wife's Sister Ever Since She Was in 8TH GRADE

My Wife Squirts So Hard It Goes Through Towels

Console Confessions (Medium to Long Length)

Panty-Sniffer Jizzes to His Mate's Sister

I Crushed On My Engaged Boss And She Used Me as a Meat Dildo

I Banged My Friend's Boyfriend Right Next to Her Passed Out Form

My Human Garbage Ex-Friend Took Advantage of Me To Ruin My Chances With a Girl, And It Blew Up In His Face. Also He's a Neo-Nazi Now.

Big Budget Confessions (Long to Extra-Long):

I Work at a Start-Up Company And I've Been Pulling an Overtime Scam For Years

My Wife and I Are Occasional Swingers

I Was Sexually Assaulted By the Teenager Next Door And My Mother Didn't Take That Shit Lightly

I Have Body Image Problems So Severe That I Hit Up Strangers On The Internet With Nudes So They Can Validate My Self-Loathing

Legacy Franchises:

An Incredibly Lonely Person Suffers From Depression and a Lack of Real-Life Support (Incredibly Lonely Person)

The Skillful Scammer Takes a Busted Scam and Succeeds Where A Colleague Failed (Skillful Scammer)

Skillful Scammer Racks Up Dough For a Job He Never Did (Skillful Scammer)

Soulfucker Has Trouble With Interviews and a Real-Life Girl (Soulfucker)

There's a Spark Between Me and My Assistant (Even Though I'm Already Committed) (SparkWorkDude)

SparkWorkDude Is Taking His Assistant Back Home (SparkWorkDude)

SparkWorkDude Talks About His Home Life And Leaves Us on a Cliffhanger (SparkWorkDude)

SparkWorkDude Plays Wingman For a Coworker (SparkWorkDude)

SparkWorkDude Gets To First Base With His Assistant (SparkWorkDude)

SparkWorkDude Dips That Pen and The Universe Reacts With Maximum Irony (SparkWorkDude)

SparkWorkDude Clarifies Some Details As His Home Life Explodes in the Background (SparkWorkDude)

College Educated Redneck Enters a New ERA (College Educated Redneck)

Cumfessor Sucks Her Man Off In His Little Sister's Bed (CUMFESSOR)

Richard Gere of the 21st Century Has a Friend Who Is Choosing Death By Starvation (Richard Gere of the 21st Century)

I'm Addicted to Hookers (Hooker Addict)

Hooker-Addict Has Lurid Fantasies (Hooker Addict)
 

CesspoolofHatred

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also, uh, just to let y'all know

Making an executive decision here not to list that last one, cause I don't know if the mods are gonna let it stay up.

Also, uh, it should probably be forwarded to Louisiana or New Orleans police, maybe?