Sylvee-Today at 7:11 PM
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SigmasonicX-Today at 7:14 PM
Oh, there you are, Trixie's beloved. Trixie has a hard time remembering what anyone but her looks like, so Trixie will trust you.
Juniper Montage (Trig)-Today at 7:18 PM
>same VA
I'm going to pencil that in as incest
SigmasonicX-Today at 7:18 PM
Wait, they really have the same VAs?
Juniper Montage (Trig)-Today at 7:19 PM
I had to double check to make sure I wasn't crazy, but yeppers
SigmasonicX-Today at 7:20 PM
Yeah, just checked myself
Cappy-Today at 7:20 PM
the Great and Powerful Chryssy
SigmasonicX-Today at 7:20 PM
I like that IMDB credits Trixie as Trixie Lulamoon(edited)
Sylvee-Today at 7:20 PM
So what you're saying is that Starlight and Chrysalis are going to hook up as well?
SigmasonicX-Today at 7:21 PM
Anyone who hooks up with Fluttershy must also hook up with me. It's pony law.
Sylvee-Today at 7:22 PM
Pinkiecord sounds legit
SigmasonicX-Today at 7:22 PM
It and Disclestia were the big Discord ships before season 3.
Now where's that Treehugger? I want a Piehugger!
Cappy-Today at 7:23 PM
Hey!
That's not law it's just a custom.
SigmasonicX-Today at 7:24 PM
Laws change. In many societies, customs and social pressure are much more effective and longer lasting.
I want some Angelpie!
Juniper Montage (Trig)-Today at 7:25 PM
But the US is somewhat of an exception to this as it has the longest lasting governing document in the history of the world at over 200 years old!
Cappy-Today at 7:26 PM
What's a US?
Juniper Montage (Trig)-Today at 7:26 PM
Add on the fact that the political landscape is very polarized and the constitution is somewhat designed to make the legislative process slow, and I think even the most simple-minded foal would reject your premise, Derpy
SigmasonicX-Today at 7:27 PM
Thanks to this custom, I have access to all of Cheerilee's hot hook ups. Like, uh, Big Mac.
Cappy-Today at 7:27 PM
That's hot!
SigmasonicX-Today at 7:29 PM
Ah, but that just shows how important customs are. Think of how laws change, but then society will often prevent them from being applied effectively. Anyway, the point is, thanks to my multiple VAs
Wait shit, she was voiced by Tabitha in Slice of Life too
Uh, well, uh
I get Applejack!
Juniper Montage (Trig)-Today at 7:30 PM
Ah am notta bargainin' chip in yur little sexual game
SigmasonicX-Today at 7:31 PM
I'll give you Quibble Pants if you give me...
Oh wait, never mind, there's no one I want from you that I don't already have
Juniper Montage (Trig)-Today at 7:32 PM
Which camp do I fall into? Do you already have me or am I... am I...
NOT WANTEDhEDHED?!
SigmasonicX-Today at 7:34 PM
We are both voiced by VAs with only one main role. We are nothing
Cappy-Today at 7:35 PM
Mmm, apple barganing chips...
Juniper Montage (Trig)-Today at 7:35 PM
You're really throwing the CMCs under the bus there too, aren't you darling
SigmasonicX-Today at 7:36 PM
Don't get me involved in this!
Nopony else is getting Button Mash!
Oh darling, how cute, he's practically a fan character
Juniper Montage (Trig)-Today at 7:37 PM
But Sweetie Belle, you were already involved through the intersubjective reality—
SigmasonicX-Today at 7:38 PM
This story is illogical and inconsistent. Shouldn't Twilight already have a ton of ships? And you already acknowledged that Rarity's VA voices other characters.
I'm ending this confusion. It is now law.
Juniper Montage (Trig)-Today at 7:39 PM
Am I too late to put my out-of-character comment in?
A bill...
SigmasonicX-Today at 7:40 PM
I feel sad for you, only having access to humans for your other roles.
Cappy-Today at 7:40 PM
A quill for a bill!
Juniper Montage (Trig)-Today at 7:40 PM
BUT I'M STILL JUST A BILL
SigmasonicX-Today at 7:40 PM
Then we can stop this! It isn't a law yet!
Juniper Montage (Trig)-Today at 7:41 PM
Your only hope is to petition Celestia to veto at this point
SigmasonicX-Today at 7:41 PM
You'll have to get through me first! I want some Meadowbrook!
Wait, do I even get shipped with her?
(off to dinner, find a way to resolve this)
Cappy-Today at 7:42 PM
Fahnally, legal rhetoric, mah greatest strength!
Spike take a letter!
Juniper Montage (Trig)-Today at 7:43 PM
Ready!
(luke skywalker voice) this is not going to go the way you think!
Cappy-Today at 7:48 PM
Dear Celestia, Society is a lot like an apple orchard. We, the ponies, are the apples. Our customs hold us to the trees but will release in time to allow our trees to flourish. By making a law out of this you threaten to make cantaloupes of us all. And I'll be damned if I become a no-good, cantaloupe! Yours Apple-ly, Apple Orange
Er, Applejack
Juniper Montage (Trig)-Today at 7:49 PM
Well I'm convinced
As am I, my faithful orange(edited)
I think we can all agree we learned a valuable lesson today about cantaloupes
No no no, the lesson was about the American political experience
Cappy-Today at 7:50 PM
Cantaloupes!? Where!?
Juniper Montage (Trig)-Today at 7:50 PM
OH My GOD FUCKING KILL THEM
Good thing we are an armed society!
I agree, a well-regulated militia is essential for modern day Equestria
Hmm... I have an idea for the next law...
[THE END]
Cappy-Today at 7:52 PM
Juniper Montage (Trig)-Today at 7:52 PM
3
SigmasonicX-Today at 8:27 PM
I'm proud of you guys