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neoak

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Wait, so are there none today?
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neoak

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Do you have more in stock? Not that I'm asking for more than you gave, but I tried submitting an anonymous one and I'm not sure if it was ever sent since I've never had good luck with anonymous email delivery systems.
There are like 30 in the email right now that are postable.

I just spread them out like always, to have something new every day.

All are posted out of order.
 

Stuart444

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There are like 30 in the email right now that are postable.

I just spread them out like always, to have something new every day.

All are posted out of order.

Do you ever worry that you'll have spaced them out so much that there will be a LOT in the final day compared to the days before?
 

Night Hunter

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This is going to be a long one. I just wanted to say, in general, because it seems to be a common theme this year. WRAP. IT. UP!



Honestly, strict sexual morals only lead to kinky shit happening in the shadows. You can't repress sexuality. So I definitely believe this happened.

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Ok, seriously dude, why do people bail on you?

Honestly, confessor, I know you might have heard this before but try picking up a new hobby maybe. Something you can do with other people. Have you tried Pen & Paper? I know I have found friends for life playing P&P RPGs.


Don't masturbate FFS! And don't even look at porn. And don't brag through anonymous confessions!

But seriously, what you need, my man, is bigger condoms, exercise and less self diddling. (Disclaimer, I am not a doctor).

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE UNLOCKED THE FAULTY GENERALIZATION FALLACY.

Actually, no confessor. Narcissism is a different thing. Don't do:
  • Hasty generalization is the fallacy of examining just one or very few examples or studying a single case, and generalizing that to be representative of the whole class of objects or phenomena.
One person does nor equal all of them.

Disclaimer, you're not a fucking doctor!


You do you! If you're straight, there's going to be plenty of women who are into that. And if you're gay, well, there's plenty of men who like crossdressers.

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yuck

First part of that confession: You seem smart, keep doing what you're doing
Second part of that confession: All I have to say about that is, that as an Atheist, do you have some time to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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sounds like she told you the thing that would hurt you the most

Never ever ever ever trust people with what they say about you after it's over. And if you're a man, just ignore what they say about your peen.


You're bi! And that's ok. Maybe you just don't find Rihanna hot.
 

Rand a. Thor

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There are like 30 in the email right now that are postable.

I just spread them out like always, to have something new every day.

All are posted out of order.
Wait. How many are there that AREN'T postable. And what in the flying fuck do people send you that "almost raping my sister" is postable but those aren't? I mean jesus christ that is the darkest one yet and you're telling us there is content that goes past that,right?
 

Night Hunter

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Wait. How many are there that AREN'T postable. And what in the flying fuck do people send you that "almost raping my sister" is postable but those aren't? I mean jesus christ that is the darkest one yet and you're telling us there is content that goes past that,right?
Well I guess a lot of them are just dick pics
 

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This is the grossest one ever for me, that's a huge invasion of privacy and also just totally disgusting.
One day someone will come back to work having forgotten something and you're not only going to get fired but probably sued too invasion of privacy or some shit
 
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Wait. How many are there that AREN'T postable. And what in the flying fuck do people send you that "almost raping my sister" is postable but those aren't? I mean jesus christ that is the darkest one yet and you're telling us there is content that goes past that,right?
Some.
Stuff.
Yes.
 

Linkura

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Assuming you parents are your biological parents, I'm confused by this one. Either your dad or your mom has that mixed race in their genes. Which means either your dad is mixed race or had sex with someone who is mixed race. And he's getting upset after the fact? I'm confused.
 

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We need more Steve Harvey and Larry David reaction gifs for this thread. Sums up my reactions way too well hahaha
 

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ronito is basically gwyn and y'all are chosen undead

the rest of us are hollows

november is the age of fire
 
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I like my little brother's fiancee. Don't love, but she's definitely hot. We're all adults, around our 30th birthday. She's not the type of girl to cheat and I wouldn't wanna cheat om my brother, but after plenty of parties and alcohol, as well as moments of being alone with just the two of us, she kinda teased me about it until she kinda got a confession out of me. I'm really introverted and socially awkward, so she got me to the point where I didn't what to say or what not to. That evening, it just amounted to her intensely staring into my eyes and giggling some.

That all reached a new phase when we were all at home (we're a big family, my brothers and me all living in our parent's house, it's quite spacey) and her and me happened to cross the hallway as she returned from fetching her freshly washed clothings. I made space for her, but when she had passed me, she put the basket with her clothings on the floor, said 'wait a moment' and picked something up. She put it into my hand, smiled and said 'have fun' and vanished with the basket. In my hand: one of her pretty white panties.

Ever since then (and yes, I did have fun
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), this has become almost a routine of sorts. She'd give me something of hers, sometimes simply laying it in front of my room's door, and I'd use it to fantasize about stuff. Recently, she gave me her used swimsuit, which was super erotic somehow.

But that's also the problem. Rather, so many problems! I don't think it's a healthy fetish to do this. I also feel like this is something my brother would absolutely, and rightfully, oppoose to. And then there's the truth that all the teasing has me wanting to fuck her for real sooner rather than later. They plan on martying next year. I guess ... any advice?

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No. Stop. Back away. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. BACK THE FUCK AWAY!
 

CoolestSpot

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On the marriage day gift the couple the items publicly with a list attached of when she gave them to you, the fantasies you had to them, and how much cum you added on.

Makes gift givong easier
 

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No. Stop. Back away. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. BACK THE FUCK AWAY!
the panty stuff's hot

destroying two relationship your brother has (with you and his fiancé) is not

at this point it's probably better to come clean about it before they marry. if he learned any later than that it'd probably destroy him
 
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TRIGGER WARNING: GAG REFLEX

Hi ERA, this confession is about a weird habit I used to have. Firstly, I prefer peeling my fingernails rather than using a clipper. Nothing particularly odd about that, it just feels kind of fun to do, like ripping off a scar in a way.

The odd part is that I would purposefully leave them everywhere I went. Whenever I was in a location I'd never been to before, I'd peel off a fingernail and leave it there, kind of like a calling card. I just had this funny sensation at the thought of little pieces of my body being scattered around all the places I've been.

I left that habit behind a few years ago and clippings now go directly into the trash, but I still think about whether any of them could still be there. Under the desk at my old office. Behind the toilet in any number of public restrooms. Under the bleachers at various stadiums. In the carpet of friend's and acquaintance's houses. Behind the big chair at my ex's grandma's house. Etc, etc. I suppose it depends how thoroughly those places are cleaned.

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Throughout my high school years, I used to troll Omegle to try and see boobs. May have mutual masturbated a few times... and then Skype and Kik took it to another level where I could get the girls I liked on there and keep it going. Omegle text chat got me catfished a few times. I ditched some and blocked them on everything. I was awful.

There is a good story from it. There was one really cute girl who I never asked for anything like that, because I genuinely liked her. We spent months just texting and skyping ALL the time. Called ourselves boyfriend and girlfriend. I met her best friend via Skype. She lived many many states away though. But she was awesome. I consider her a first love, because that was the first 'relationship' where I really cared about her vs stupid middle and high school relationships before that. Anyway, eventually she grew out of it and got a boyfriend that she can actually see. I was pretty bummed. I'm still friends with her on facebook and check up on her occasionally. I'm in a great relationship of four years now, but I do catch myself thinking about that one from time to time.

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No. Stop. Back away. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. BACK THE FUCK AWAY!

Zoinks! Honestly the best thing you can do at this point is try and spin this into a threesome.

...kidding of course. Just back away. If you think she's doing anything more than teasing you should tell your brother though. Going any farther would be a moment of happiness followed by instant regret and potential for guilt with the weight of the world for the rest of your life.
 
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A few years ago,my son was diagnosed with psychosis and schizophrenia.

Hes been on medication since then, and has done okay. Grades suffer. Refuses to make friends or interact with anyone.

At home, hes fine. Hes wonderful. Plays with his siblings. Dotes on the pets. Plays video games. Is happy. We thought things were fine


A few days a ago I got a call from his school. He'd taken a kitchen knife to school, threatened to kill people, and then stabbed himself

Physically hes going to be fine. Hes in a mental hospital right now. But he told them all he thinks about is killing people. That hes killed cats. I worry he killed ours.

How am I going to trust him around my other kids again? I love him with everything I am. But I. What do i do? He was fine. But he wasn't. He wasn't


Now hes telling them everything is fine and he wants to go home

I dont know what to do.
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I really can't offer advice on this one Confessor :(
 
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was "Doozy" from the Ronito years? Because that one remains the most despicable one.
Yup, July 3, 2012:

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It's a doozy. I slept with my brothers first g/f and future wife. We were both 16 at the time and my brother was 14. They weren't having sex, and she didn't know how to make it so they would and i sorta took advantage of it by telling her I could help. We had sex constantly, but, I never felt any love with her, and she sadly did love me. I felt bad, but, she was so damn hot and I was horny and lonely. When they finally started having sex, she lied and said she was a virgin to him and he believed it. She never really loved him but was too afraid to break his heart because she was very weak willed and shy. She grew up very socially awkward, had few friends and was just odd. After we graduated HS we both stayed at home and went to a Community College. her grades were terrible and she couldn't afford a university. I as well. Things got worse when my brother after graduating went off to join the army. He told me before he shipped out, he wanted to marry her before he left.

I didn't have anything to say, but, good luck. I wish I could have told him how she really felt. That night I got the worst news of my life when she told me she was pregnant. I asked her if it was ours or his, and she didn't know. I told her, she had to get an abortion. Im then told her we had to stop having sex, and just sorta end the relation between us. She cried, because she to my horror loved me. I managed to guilt trip her into getting the abortion by saying "if you really love me you'll do it and then we'll see what happens", despite her wanting to have the child. I knew she would be devastated but kept on pushing her. A couple days later she got the abortion, and that was the end of that. I felt it was probably a good time to fully tell her how i felt, and so I told her off and told her I never loved her and didn't want to keep on with the relation. It killed her inside, and all she said was "I hate you" in such a cold voice. She accepted his proposal, and they've been married ever since. She doesn't love him nor herself and you can tell she doesn't because she's lost her youthful charm, now she's bitter and depressed. She' lies and says she's just depressed and as such their relation suffers. they constantly fight, and my brother comes to me and tells me how he doesn't understand why she's so depressed. I ruined her life because I kept on sleeping with her instead of laying down the law and ending it before things got out of hand.

Nobody knows about this, and if they did find out I'd be no longer welcome with the family. My brother would probably kill me if he knew I was sleeping with his g/f and fiance and got her pregnant and forced her to have an abortion. It's been a few years, I'm nearing 30 and to be married in October. I regret every moment of it. She's been suicidal several times now, and has a child she doesn't care for, a husband she doesn't love and a life she didn't want. I do my best to avoid her, and likewise with her.

How did my brother or anyone never find out? Simple my brother was an idiot and we hid the relation. My brother knew we were friends, but, never figured out we were more then friends. We had a few close calls, but, we never really did anything but have sex. Sometimes we'd go out on dates, but, those were few and far between. Whenever he asked why she was so upset, she alway's made excuses on how she hated the world, pr just said her parents. She hated her dad, her mom had died during child birth and her dad blames her for it and has always been cold and distant and somewhat abusive.
First off, you don't need me to tell you you're a terrible person. But I'm doing it anyway. You're a terrible person. And I'm an authority. I read tons of confessions.

Second, you're fooling yourself if you think this is over. When the going gets exceptionally tough and she needs get out of something your horrible secret will be laid bare.

Sorry to reaffirm what you've feared.

Have a great day though!
 

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No. Stop. Back away. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. BACK THE FUCK AWAY!

I really can't offer advice on this one Confessor :(
Yeah, I got nothing for this one.

This is definitely a complete nightmare scenario as a parent and I only hope the confessor can find the help his son needs.

Oh Jesus I've never read this one before

I can only imagine things have gotten much worse since then

Also fuck that guy
 
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Linkura

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Shit, I completely misremembered Doozy. I thought he got her pregnant and she had it and his brother thought it was his kid.
 

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Is it normal that I just kind of want to whimper and scream at this?

I'm desensetized at everything, I withstood sister fucker, yet this just makes me want to scream.

Why do people do this shit? WHY?

e: I'm not even feeling THAT sad for the woman (e: not /mad/, I'm fucking MAD) because she cheated too, I'm just despairing. Like, why. That's so many, SO MANY dead relationships right there. How many ruined lives is that? Four? Five? More? Have you any idea what you have done, Doozy? HAVE YOU?

edit 2. No, wait, I read over the part where HE TRICKED HER INTO ABORTION BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF HIS ACTIONS.

I'm the age that kid would be at (hopefully is) now.

jesus christ

JESUS.
FUCKING.
CHRIST.

 
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told ya! The first time I read it I was like, in total shock. Like, jaw agape, chest a little sunk, at a loss for words.

Absolutely disgusting.