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Buckle

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Pentagon about to beat Cody to death with his own pimp cane.

You're not a true wrestling promoter until one of your employees try to put you in the hospital.
 

Sweeney Swift

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Hey BronsonLee, I know you're fond of a terrible hardcam shot, look at this shit;

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Debut show and all, but no one needs to see that much of the crowd haha.

*edit, there's 2 hardcams actually, and they both suck;

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Angry Grimace

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Okay, I've come up with an idea for Asuka at WrestleMania:

She interferes in the main event of WrestleMania and just kicks the everloving shit out of everyone in the match and then leaves. The wrestlers are bewildered. The crowd is bewildered. Commentary is mystified. It never is explained.
 

Lazybob

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How's the show? I ran into an old forum friend at High Stakes who is local and was talking them up

First few matches were decent, the Anti-Fun Police w/ Martina match aside. Personally, I think both the AFP and Martina are better when they aren't booked solely as a comedy act. Not that they should abandon the comedy, just that it's wearing rather thin when that's all that is expected of them.

Ridgeway vs Danny Jones was a good wrestle, and Mambo vs Scotty Davis up next which should be good.

*edit, oh dear, someone starting singing about Scotty Davis' purple pants to the tune of Purple Rain and now they're all trying to come up with songs about his purple pants.
 

Jamie OD

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It's not the grossest thing I ever heard happen in a wrestling match but we are getting there. Anyone who's ever heard of Incredibly Strange Wrestling might know what I'm talking about.
 

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I once saw an Australian deathmatch tournament where a dude got sat onto a wooden chair, then had his ballsack stapled to it, then get landed on with a tope and the chair broke from under him but he still had part of the frame hanging from his nuts. So yeah, gonna be hard to top that lol.
 

Jamie OD

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Sexxxy Eddie? Or is that the wrong isw

There was another ISW in San Francisco during the 90s, maybe the forefather of sleazy indies in America. Anyway, it was a Falls Count Anywhere match that went outside the building, a wrestler gets "knocked out" on the street and

his valet pisses on his face to revive him right there in public view.
 

Flammable D

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There was another ISW in San Francisco during the 90s, maybe the forefather of sleazy indies in America. Anyway, it was a Falls Count Anywhere match that went outside the building, a wrestler gets "knocked out" on the street and

his valet pisses on his face to revive him right there in public view.
OH MY GOD

That's incredible
This tweet redeems that spot.
Didn't need redeeming tbh, but yes, good tweet
 

Sweeney Swift

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The big match for the big show has been announced!



The current card for DivaMania is now

(Matches taking place after wedding ceremony of Vinny Pacifico and Rick Edward Domenic Cataldo Jr, officiated by Terri Runnels)
Sonny Kiss vs Melina
Jake Atlas vs AC Mack
Nyla Rose vs Marriah Moreno
EFFY vs Billy Dixon in #BigGayStreetFight
Ashley Vox vs Zena Zane
And the Chris Kanyon Memorial Battle Royal!
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where every match winner fights each other to declare the first ever A Matter Of Pride world champ
 

Flammable D

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The big match for the big show has been announced!



The current card for DivaMania is now

(Matches taking place after wedding ceremony of Vinny Pacifico and Rick Edward Domenic Cataldo Jr, officiated by Terri Runnels)
Sonny Kiss vs Melina
Jake Atlas vs AC Mack
Nyla Rose vs Marriah Moreno
EFFY vs Billy Dixon in #BigGayStreetFight
Ashley Vox vs Zena Zane
And the Chris Kanyon Memorial Battle Royal!
D1e1uM4WoAADVz1.jpg

where every match winner fights each other to declare the first ever A Matter Of Pride world champ

This is a cool show
 

Avengers23

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That sounds about right.

Speaking of Priscilla Kelly, she's wrestling this weekend!

Evolve 123, March 15, Melrose, MA (live on Club WWN and Fite.tv)
-Non-title match: Velveteen Dream vs. Orange Cassidy
-Tag Team War: The Street Profits (Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins) vs. 2 of The Unwanted (Eddie Kingston, Shane Strickland, Joe Gacy & Colby Corino)
-Evolve Championship match: Austin Theory (c) vs. John Silver
-Josh Briggs vs. Darby Allin
-JD Drake & Anthony Henry vs. AR Fox & Leon Ruff w/Ayla Fox & The Skulk
-Rory Gulak, Curt Stallion, Harlem Bravado, and Priscilla Kelly are also booked.

ROH 17th Anniversary, March 15, Las Vegas, NV (live on Fite.tv)
-ROH WOrld Championship match: Jay Lethal (c) vs. Matt Taven
-ROH World Tag Team Championship match: The Briscoes (c) vs. Villain Enterprises (PCO & Brody King)
-WOH World Championship match: Mayu Iwatani (c) vs. Kelly Klein
-ROH World Television Championship match: Jeff Cobb (c) vs. Shane Taylor
-Rush vs. Bandido
-Kenny King vs. Marty Scurll

Shine 57, March 16, Queens, NY (live on Club WWN and Fite.tv)
-Shine Championship match: Allysin Kay (c) vs. Mercedes Martinez
-If any member of the Cutie Pie Club pins any member of #TeamSPAM they win the SHINE Nova Championship – If the Cutie Pie Club loses they must break up & Candy Cartwright must leave SHINE for 90 days: #TeamSPAM (Aja Perera (Shine Nova Champion) & Aerial Monroe) w/Ayla Fox vs. The Cutie Pie Club (Kiera Hogan & Dementia D'Rose) w/Candy Cartwright
-Shine Tag Team Championship match: Rainbow Bright (Luscious Latasha & Gabby Gilbert) vs. Twisted Sisterz (Holidead & Thunder Rosa)
-Ivelisse vs. Shotzi Blackheart
-Su Yung vs. Brandi Lauren
-Priscilla Kelly vs. Stormie Lee
-Allie Recks vs. Riley Shepard

Evolve 124, March 16, Queens, NY (live on Club WWN and Fite.tv)
-Velveteen Dream & Street Profits (Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins) vs. The Unwanted (Eddie Kingston, Shane Strickland & Joe Gacy w/Colby Corino)
-WWN Championship match: JD Drake vs. Austin Theory
-Darby Allin vs. Anthony Henry
-AR Fox w/Ayla Fox & The Skulk vs. Josh Briggs
-Leon Ruff vs. Curt Stallion
-Harlem Bravado vs. John Silver
-Priscilla Kelly vs. Brandi Lauren

AAW: Hell Hath No Fury, March 16, Chicago, IL
-AAW Heavyweight Championship match: Sami Callihan (c) vs. Jake Something
-AAW Women's Championship match: Kylie Rae (c) vs. Jessicka Havok
-Jimmy Jacobs vs. Mance Warner
-Eddie Edwards vs. Fred Yehi
-Fight for the Future: Donovan Danhusen, Pat Momix, Lotus,

Hoodslam Presents Stoner U & Big Bad Wrestling Present *NSYNC, March 15, Oakland, CA (live on www.twitch.tv/hoodslam)

Chikara Young Lions Cup XV, March 16 and 17, Philadelphia, PA (live on IndependentWrestling.TV and Chikaratopia?)
March 16:
-Mr. Touchdown vs. Chris Dickinson
-Lucas Calhoun vs. Volgar
-Young Lions Cup participants: Dasher Hatfield, Jaden Valo, Jay Sorbet, Blanche Babbish, Green Ant, Brayden Lee, Allie Kat, Ricky South, Davienne, Cam Carter, Still Life, DL Hurst, Air Wolf, Jaden Newman, Thief Ant, Frantik,

March 17:
-Missile Assault Man vs. Rory Gulak
-The Colony vs. Creatures of the Deep
 

Avengers23

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Sexxxy Eddie? Or is that the wrong isw
Wrong ISW. That's Inter Species Wrestling, home of the (retired, I think) great Giant Tiger.

I once saw an Australian deathmatch tournament where a dude got sat onto a wooden chair, then had his ballsack stapled to it, then get landed on with a tope and the chair broke from under him but he still had part of the frame hanging from his nuts. So yeah, gonna be hard to top that lol.

This is wrestling! [clap, clap, clap, clap, clap] This is wrestling!
 

Balfour

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Batista: GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!

Disney/Marvel: Gunn is reinstated

Batista: thank you
 
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