Those little annoying things of annoying annoyment that annoys you

I'm annoyed by doors that are designed with a hinge that closes by itself, like the door that leads to my bathroom in this apartment. Trying to leave the door open while I shower so that the mirror above the sink doesn't fog up is always an ordeal, and I usually give up.

That's pretty much it.

You mean: people?
Yeah i agree.

lari said:

• When people argue about taste.
• Music snobs
• Film snobs
• Food snobs
• Snobs in general
• Thread titles that begin with "so, let's talk about..."
• When people end a first post with "discuss"
• People who get super aggressive and obsessed with proving you wrong simply for having a different opinion than them in some inconsequential matter.
• People who think they are better because they think they have the perfect couple.

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Pretty much these things. Yes. I added the last one.

When people slow down before putting their turn signal on.

When people say "like" excessively or follow-up anything remotely controversial with "just sayin'" all to avoid defending their opinion if challenged

"LETS GOOOO"

I swear in any YouTube video or stream one of these doofuses says this after they do something good or win.

I just don't understand it. Why do they all say it? Where are you going and who are you telling? You just beat the guy so clearly can't be him.

Loud chewing.

Recent one: ending several sentence with "so..."

People talking, texting, whatevering in the cinema during a film. Once the production company logos come up, the movie has started and you just shut the fuck up.

Another one that's becoming way to prevalent lately are steelbox editions of blu rays or special packaging for tv-series where the back with the info is a loosely glued on piece of paper you sometimes have to rip to access your discs. Seriously, that info is important, so why would I want to throw it out. It's even more annoying when they have cardboard versions of it, because the paper ones you can at least fold and place inside the case. My GoT season 7 box is the latest perpetrator.

Whenever I see an avatar that's smaller than it should.

Giant edwardian beard with hitler youth haircut and flannel shirt. You're not only not unique, that's the look they use to sell low end Chevrolet vehicles.

Definitely eating noises. I'm a misophone - even my own chewing sounds gross me the fuck out. Life is hard.

Couples who when walking cannot for any reason unlock their hands or walk in single file. Meaning you get pushed into the road because their bond is so strong.

Statements that end with a question mark. It's snarky and passive agressive.

Example.

Because you're wrong?

I call this, "The Edge of WiFi"

Imagine leaving a place that had WiFi that your phone was connected to, and you're sitting in car your getting ready to leave...but the phone is still barely connected. It's showing practically no signal, yet it wont switch over to LTE data. You can't get a song playing, you can't get your gps app working. It's a hassle. Granted, you can just disable your phone's WiFi to get it to connect to LTE, but then you might forget to turn the WiFi back on.

This is a real irritation to me since I drive a lot for my job (contract technician) and often need to use the internet while I'm sitting in my car at a job site.

Slow walkers that block my path.

I don't want to be rude, so I'm awkwardly trying to get by them every time. Then I get nasty looks.

Bubble Metropolis said:

I'm annoyed by doors that are designed with a hinge that closes by itself, like the door that leads to my bathroom in this apartment. Trying to leave the door open while I shower so that the mirror above the sink doesn't fog up is always an ordeal, and I usually give up.

That's pretty much it.

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The door is meant to close by itself? It's not just an issue with the hinge? Because you can easily fix this

Bubble Metropolis said:

I'm annoyed by doors that are designed with a hinge that closes by itself, like the door that leads to my bathroom in this apartment. Trying to leave the door open while I shower so that the mirror above the sink doesn't fog up is always an ordeal, and I usually give up.

That's pretty much it.

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Have you ever heard of a door wedge?

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People who don't take their backpacks off when on a bus or train. I'm sick of getting smacked by these idiots. This is a way bigger issue with millennials than previous generations for some reason.

NeoZeedeater said:

People who don't take their backpacks off when on a bus or train. I'm sick of getting smacked by these idiots. This is a way bigger issue with millennials than previous generations for some reason.

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People over 30 who still wear backpacks. Grow up and get a sweet messenger bag.

THEVOID said:

People over 30 who still wear backpacks. Grow up and get a sweet messenger bag.

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Two strapping backpacks for life. I'll take comfort over style. I like the look of some messenger bags but not worth the back bother. If I was doing short journeys, perhaps but anything that involves walking a lot of public transport, I'll stick to a backpack.

jelly said:

Two strapping backpacks for life. I'll take comfort over style. I like the look of some messenger bags but not worth the back bother. If I was doing short journeys, perhaps but anything that involves walking a lot of public transport, I'll stick to a backpack.

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I hate you. ;)

I'm going to slit the throat of the next motherfucker who puts a sliced pickle in the middle of all my French fries.

THEVOID said:

People over 30 who still wear backpacks. Grow up and get a sweet messenger bag.

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I'm annoyed you find this annoying.

People who won't watch western television/movies "because they're boring" but will watch absolutely anything produced in Japan or Korea.

I basically despise everyone that likes these YouTube kids/hipsters/personalities or whatever you call it. I despise them and I despise their audience. This community makes YouTube more dumb as a platform. It annoys me because when I look at the trending videos channel I see all these insanely dumb videos. It could be an amazing platform with informative videos, discussions etc. however it is being degraded by videos of people pulling unwanted pranks on other people. I mean, what the fuck is funny about scaring people on the street by dressing up as an arab with a bomb? Jesus christ grow the fuck up. I dont care if you are 12 or 20. Go play videogames if you are bored. And no it has nothing to do with me being old.

This video literally almost made me barf:

DeaconKnowledge said:

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This happens to me on a regular basis :(

When people talk about how great sriracha sauce and Chik-Fil-A are. No they fucking aren't.

Just thought of some more:

-People who say "guac" instead of "guacamole"
-"It is/isn't tho" and that's all they respond with.
-People who hate McDonald's and Taco Bell just to hate it
-"Sammich"
-When someone who doesn't speak Spanish says "cajones". Cajones are drawers, not slang for testicles.
-People who hate when their peas touch their corn. FUCKING EAT IT STILL YOU, YOU WASTEFUL POS

- I'm annoyed at people who smoke cigarettes in 2017 knowing it's essentially killing you.

- I'm annoyed at people who eat processed meat daily for the same reason as above

- I'm annoyed that its so cold outside

- I'm annoyed that I still can't create a post on this forum

- I'm annoyed by the fact that no women from ResetEra have entered my inbox asking for my hand in marriage

TheSkullPrince said:

-When someone who doesn't speak Spanish says "cajones". Cajones are drawers, not slang for testicles.

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But they're saying cojones, which does mean balls...

I get annoyed when people reply to a question that they can give an answer to with "google it." Like, i'm obviously asking you specifically because I would like to know what your thoughts on the matter on and whatnot. I know I can just google it!

Strangelove77 said:

People feeling that the bad(?) ending of a tv show or videogame ruins the entire thing for them. I'm not going to let 5% of something ruin the other 95%.

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Yeah this is something that annoys me. But I think it's often just hyperbole and hyperbole annoys me even more.

"Am I the only one" threads.

nevercomehome said:

I get annoyed when people reply to a question that they can give an answer to with "google it." Like, i'm obviously asking you specifically because I would like to know what your thoughts on the matter on and whatnot. I know I can just google it!

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Hah! It annoys me when I try to google something, I find a forum where someone had the same questions and the answers are "google it".

Surprisingly a lot is about Instagram. Who would have known.

• people not beginning a sentence with a capital letter, and just proceed to write the entire message without capitals. it reads really messy.
• Instastories (Boomerangs) that consist of nothing but the user laying on bed with their pointy finger on their lip and only moving their eyes from right to looking straight in the camera. At that point i just think that you are bored and you need to get attention
• People who only can post selfies on Instagram or want to act all high and mighty about it when being called out on it. You know what that is? Lingering insecurity and a lack of self-reflection.
• That one person in a group at work who is slacking off but is also constantly trying to pick people off to irritate them. Goes without saying that person isnt liked by anyone.
• Papercuts. The feeling is so fucking annoying, i honestly could smash something when it happens. Glad it never does.
• People who never admit fault, but always blame others. Oh wait that's my ex.
• Bikers who complain when you dont signal which way you are going. The one time that happens, it is really irritating. Especially when those people themselves never signal at all (And i usually do it)
• Apping people on a bike. Not only does one not pay any attention on the road, they also move extremely slow. Your life isnt that important that you need to be online wherever you go.

Zoid said:

"Foodies" and their pretentious belief that their opinions on food are fact.

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Also, this. Or vegans that border on doing subliminal messaging with their highlights on ''look what i ate today''.

I'm annoyed by the constant throat clearing at classical concerts.

Doggo and pupper. I love dogs, but the people using these terms need to stop. They are worse than cat people.

- Pseudo 8) I am so petty that I blocked him just for that
- Thread topics ending in an exclamation mark
- Individually wrapped donuts
- People Who Write Thread Titles Like This
- The forum shows time in 12-hour format and in MMDDYYYY and I can't change it
- People trying to pronounce smörgåsbord. Kills me everytime to hear the butchered version.

"It's not my job to teach you"

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I dislike this phrase when it comes up during conversations. I think it's a lazy cop out.

The sound of any kind of plastic bag or packaging.
It's worse at night...

When I make myself comfortable in bed, and I realize I have to pee.

Every single time... God dammit >:(

Angie22 said:

When I make myself comfortable in bed, and I realize I have to pee.

Every single time... God dammit >:(

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"Fan service" to mean "including characters wearing skimpy clothing".

Feck right off with that. It's hijacking another term that means something entirely different. When I think of "fan service", I think of things like Final Fantasy that have recurring elements or callbacks to previous games that play on nostalgia. I often close threads in disgust on here whenever I see it used for the alternative meaning, which is merely concealing the seediness of the implication behind the veneer of another, pre-existing term.

As someone who gets a lot of satisfaction from fan service in its original context across multiple long-running series in many media, seeing the corruption of the term boils my blood more than it really should.

Unnecessary fork on plate screeching winds me the fuck up - I sometimes have to leave the room.

People (who aren't authority, i.e. a professor or boss) giving me unsolicited advice on how to do things while I'm working. Shut the fuck up. If I wanted your stupid advice I'd ask for it.

The phrases are "For better or for worse", "From bad to worse", "Things can't get any worse", "That's the worst thing I've ever seen", etc

Here's a chart I wish everyone would memorize:


Worst <------------ Worse <--------------- Neutral ----------------> Better -----------------> Best

People who put their cup or glass on the edge of a table.

Strangelove77 said:

I was at a McDonalds this morning and some guy came asking for money but I didn't have any on me, so I gave him a receipt that you can use to get a free Big Mac(I had already filled out the online survey and wrote the code number on there) and the dude just gave me a weird look and walked off.

Fuck you too.

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That moment when you give food to a homeless person and they look at you like "I wanted money asshole" and you look at them like "I would have eaten that later myself asshole."