Gordon Shumway

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Oct 25, 2017
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Sorry if old..

Edit--

Adding this tasteful nugget. Thanks, vatstep

If you can believe it, the video below will make you hate him even more. I actually couldn't make it through the whole thing.

 
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Doof

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Oct 25, 2017
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Why is he karate chopping himself in the face

Edit: Okay that shotgun thing was disgusting. How could anyone possibly find that funny?
 

Vas

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Oct 25, 2017
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He did say one thing in his apology that I thought was very smart and effective: "Stop defending me." The rest of it is the typical " *sigh* okay okay okay... this is going to be hard" apology stuff, but that line stuck out. Very good line, and I bet we'll be seeing it more.

So good, that I think he got his rap ghostwriter to write it for him. You think he would do that?
 

Deleted member 11822

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youtube was a mistake.
logan paul was a mistake.
surprisingly karate chopping yourself in the face is awesome.
 

Mariolee

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Oct 25, 2017
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That video was incredible. Dude's a complete douchebag. I feel a little bad that the millions of people are dogpiling on him, but considering the amount of followers he has he'll make it out OK hopefully learning a lesson about respect and fuckin decency.

But probably not.
 

Vas

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Oct 25, 2017
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What a piece of trash. Even before this suicide video why did anyone like him?

He's like the 17 year old kids they put in nerf commercials. Most people who play with nerf toys are 10 years old and younger, but having an older 'cool kid' type do it makes it seem more attractive. I think that's what he does: he's basically a big 'kid' who does shit kids would do if they had the chance. He's like Richie Rich! lol
 

GNTsquid

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Oct 30, 2017
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He's like the 17 year old kids they put in nerf commercials. Most people who play with nerf toys are 10 years old and younger, but having an older 'cool kid' type do it makes it seem more attractive. I think that's what he does: he's basically a big 'kid' who does shit kids would do if they had the chance. He's like Richie Rich! lol
YouTube is making people rich and famous that really have no reason to be rich and famous and this is the result.
 

Soj

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Oct 27, 2017
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Wait, he pranked a bunch of kids into thinking he got killed in front of them? Guy is a complete dipshit.
 

uzipukki

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Oct 25, 2017
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Damn, he really looks like Squidward in the thumbnail.
 

Deleted member 888

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In my days we had Jackass and Dirty Sanchez.

Now the kids are stuck with this bollocks.

Member when MTV was good?
 

dreams

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Oct 25, 2017
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Wow, what the hell... That shotgun stunt was super messed up. That crowd was like all kids. Wtf.

The video's use of his YAHP is so good though.
 
Dec 18, 2017
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This is the most I have seen of the guy. Is he just doing a less funny version of Jackass? Who are his fans?