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Endruen

Member
Oct 25, 2017
1,107
Spain
Nice to see this is going to happen. Sadly, last year several people confessed to having made up confessions, so I don't know if it'll be worth following the thread and reading the confessions. I don't want to waste my time with pointless fanfiction. I only care about the true darkness and perversions of our fellow ERAsures (or whatever we're called now).

Please folks, don't lie. Listen to Neoak, don't make stuff up. You're only ruining the fun for everyone.
ERAsures? Do you want us to get sued by copyright?
 

CesspoolofHatred

Community Resettler
Member
Oct 25, 2017
427
CesspoolofHatred do you have the previous ones transcribed somewhere or are they buried forever?
Unfortunately all the Confession threads on the other forum were swept up in the Great Off-Topic Cataclysm.

I've been thinking of going over to the Thread Recovery topic and requesting that the ones I participated in be restored, but there're three major factors that've had me hesitating thus far.

1. Every single link in the Table of Contents from 2014-2016 will be broken, and I'd have to go through the topics again and make new ones. That will be.... an undertaking, to say the least.

2. The fact that I'd have to beg for them to be restored in the first place, and that my request might be denied for "privacy reasons".

3. As of right now, I don't have any plans to actively participate in the other place, for the same reasons that others left.

I saw at least one person in that thread asking for Confessember topics to be restored. I'm still on the edge about whether I wanna ask for 'em back myself, but if anyone else wants to go there and ask for them back, here are some direct links for where they used to be:

http://www./forum/showthread.php?t=915769 - 2014

http://www./forum/showthread.php?t=1131803 - 2015

http://www./forum/showthread.php?t=1301823 - 2016
 

EarthBound64

User was permanently banned at own request
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
1,802
Connecticut
Fine, we'll be PantERA. Is that OK?

I like it:

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Punchline

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
4,151
Unfortunately all the Confession threads on the other forum were swept up in the Great Off-Topic Cataclysm.

I've been thinking of going over to the Thread Recovery topic and requesting that the ones I participated in be restored, but there're three major factors that've had me hesitating thus far.

1. Every single link in the Table of Contents from 2014-2016 will be broken, and I'd have to go through the topics again and make new ones. That will be.... an undertaking, to say the least.

2. The fact that I'd have to beg for them to be restored in the first place, and that my request might be denied for "privacy reasons".

3. As of right now, I don't have any plans to actively participate in the other place, for the same reasons that others left.

I saw at least one person in that thread asking for Confessember topics to be restored. I'm still on the edge about whether I wanna ask for 'em back myself, but if anyone else wants to go there and ask for them back, here are some direct links for where they used to be:

http://www./forum/showthread.php?t=915769 - 2014

http://www./forum/showthread.php?t=1131803 - 2015

http://www./forum/showthread.php?t=1301823 - 2016
I asked, we'll see what happens i guess
 

NTGYK

Attempted to circumvent ban with an alt-account
Banned
Oct 29, 2017
3,470
I believe in NeOak and CoH. Dream team.
 
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neoak

neoak

Member
Oct 25, 2017
15,263
Well, hopefully they pick up. So far I have received only 8 confessions that I can post here.

So it will be like... 1 every 3.75 days? O.o
 

sabrina

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
5,174
newport beach, CA
Well, hopefully they pick up. So far I have received only 8 confessions that I can post here.

So it will be like... 1 every 3.75 days? O.o

Presumably the submissions are not front-loaded, and won't start streaming in until the thread is at full steam.

But also we don't have as many users yet, and the creative writing crew has been highly discouraged from entering anything.
 
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neoak

neoak

Member
Oct 25, 2017
15,263
I just found out my crazy ex is getting married to a woman. So my ex is a lesbian.

I'm not sure how I feel about it. I broke up with her, I identified that something was wrong in our relationship. I didn't like the lying and the emotional dependency she had with me. Her being a closeted lesbian at the time puts stuff in a different light.

I'm happy for her, she has a shot to be as happy as I am. But beyond that it's made me reflect. I'm glad I identified the lying behavior and got out when I did (even if it was as messy as humanly possible). I'm so lucky to have fallen in love with my wife. I'm glad I didn't listen to my ex when she said I could never find love again, or when she said she would steal my friends.

Sure she DID steal most of my friends, but I think things ended up great for me.

So she tried to see if she could stick with dick, and in the end when she had to choose what to go for as a free agent, she ended up going for the other thing?

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At least you managed to get out of that complicated situation and managed to find happiness again.
 
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neoak

neoak

Member
Oct 25, 2017
15,263
Fine

I'm having sex with my daughter. What started as a one time thing turned into a sexual affair. My daughter just turned 19 so it's all legal and I only started a few months ago. I don't use protection because old men are infertile so I can't get her pregnant. I'm in my late 50s. I guess, yay, for me? I'm very proud. She reminds me of my ex-wife. (=

If true: disgusting for doing it

If fake: disgusting for faking
 

Juan29.Zapata

Member
Oct 25, 2017
2,353
Colombia
At least you managed to get out of that complicated situation and managed to find happiness again.
Heh. My first crush turned out to be lesbian as well. I'm happy for her as well! But I'm glad that it never got that toxic.

If true: disgusting for doing it

If fake: disgusting for faking
This shit can't be real. And that confessor might want to start using condoms, or at least see the record for the oldest guy to have become a father, and see if he wants to try his luck with his fucking daughter.
 

sabrina

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
5,174
newport beach, CA
Every single sentence of that confession is incendiary. I don't believe it for a second.

This shit can't be real. And that confessor might want to start using condoms, or at least see the record for the oldest guy to have become a father, and see if he wants to try his luck with his fucking daughter.
Right. Old men aren't infertile. But the sperm of older men is much more likely to lead to birth defects. Which is fucking stupid to risk.
 

Sibersk Esto

Changed the hierarchy of thread titles
Member
Oct 25, 2017
16,508
If I wanted to see people pretend to have sex with their relatives, I would just go to Pornhub's front page.
 

Miletius

The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
1,257
Berkeley, CA
To confessor 2: I'm generally ok with fanfic, as long as it's well written... this was... not. But at least it makes for interesting discussion.

Confessor 1: I'm glad that you and everybody else now seem like they are in a better place. Hopefully ya'll can still be pals and laugh at things eventually.
 

weekev

Is this a test?
Member
Oct 25, 2017
6,215
I feel that rules 2,4,5,10 and 14 have been broken early doors. Either that or someone is mentally ill and believes the last thing they wanked to really happened. In which case you have my sympathies.
 

Defuser

Member
Oct 25, 2017
3,342
I'm just gonna assume all incest confessions are fake. Man if you gonna write fake shit, make it entertaining.
 

viciouskillersquirrel

Cheering your loss
Member
Oct 25, 2017
2,874
I have to imagine that a familial pair who would engage in this sort of... activity aren't the brightest bulbs in the box to begin with, so maybe the notion that older men are infertile is the sort of thing they'd believe?

Pavarotti had a kid at the age of 68 and Mick Jagger probably still has a few left in him, probably.