UCSD Student Steals Over $2000 Worth of Women's Laundry

Triton News said:

According to Mandy Huang, a Sixth College resident, a sign was posted in the Sixth College residential hall laundry rooms a few weeks ago, warning students that someone was stealing underwear and urging them to monitor their clothes to prevent further theft.

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So he... I just... what?

What the actual fuck. Why, though.

According to the student, officers found a box containing 192 pairs of underwear and later found two more similar boxes

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That's a lot of pantsu

Panty raid? More like panty conquest.

Why would someone need that much underwear? What do you got going on to warrant that much lmao

Ain't no one that thirsty

Abu said:

Why would someone need that much underwear? What do you got going on to warrant that much lmao

Ain't no one that thirsty

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Apparel is either really expensive, or he's surprisingly good at stealing and then hiding things. Maybe he'll get recruited by a notorious group of thieving misfits.

For owners of the laundry items wishing to claim their articles of clothing, police warned students against wearing them again, as Chou admitted to wearing the items.

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Wut

Abu said:

Why would someone need that much underwear? What do you got going on to warrant that much lmao

Ain't no one that thirsty

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Always looking out for the next fresh (blech) pair, I guess. What do rich people want? More money. What does this ridiculously successful panty thief want? Another pair.

Jesus.

Abu said:

Why would someone need that much underwear? What do you got going on to warrant that much lmao

Ain't no one that thirsty

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And he wore them too? Wonder if it wasn't a sexual thing then.

There's a certain irony to his "I'm still a virgin tho" and him having now made sure it's gonna stay that way for the foreseeable future too. I don't get how he can muster up the courage to go rustling through people's stuff and hope not to get caught knowing full well what the consequences were though. And how the fuck is trying to find a date not the easier option of the two?

Dyno said:

There's a certain irony to his "I'm still a virgin tho" and him having now made sure it's gonna stay that way for the foreseeable future too. I don't get how he can muster up the courage to go rustling through people's stuff and hope not to get caught knowing full well what the consequences were though. And how the fuck is trying to find a date not the easier option of the two?

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It's probably easier to steal one pair of panties than to screw up your courage to ask out all the girls necessary to get one to say yes, in some people's shoes. And after it's worked once...

Static said:

What the actual fuck. Why, though.

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People got issues. They also apparently don't know you can buy these off the internet.

That is alot of underwear.

I read shit like this and I just can't

Dyno said:

There's a certain irony to his "I'm still a virgin tho" and him having now made sure it's gonna stay that way for the foreseeable future too.

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Ha, this is what I was thinking, this guy isn't getting laid for a long time.

Funny part is, after the "I'm still a virgin" comment he goes and asks for help about an assignment

How you got the gall to ask someone that after saying you going to keep someone's undies

I wonder how that conversation alone raised suspicion as, what else would you do with a panty clothing item you found on the ground? I doubt people go to the "Lost & Found" for their underwear, especially if its really erotic underwear.

Also, stealing is easy if nobody sees you. It is just one choice in one situation and most people would never know you were the one that did it.

Static said:

It's probably easier to steal one pair of panties than to screw up your courage to ask out all the girls necessary to get one to say yes, in some people's shoes. And after it's worked once...

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That is probably true. Most girls will reject most guys and simply grabbing a pair of underwear if nobody is looking has a little thrill while nobody will ever know you did it.

Doubt he will stay a virgin forever. Doesn't seem like a big drawback to get laid and some girls might even be into it.

What a weirdo. Our dorm washing machine was always in use with all sorts of panties and boxers always sitting around and I never thought to steal them. Could have fetched a pretty penny if I was a bigger pervert.

Maybe he also wanted to put up a wending machine.

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Tagyhag said:

And he wore them too? Wonder if it wasn't a sexual thing then.

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I would say it could still be a sexual thing. He could have a fetish where he can only get off by wearing panties or the guy could have transvestic disorder where he gets off on cross-dressing, though that's unlikely if he was just stealing panties. Or he could just be a plain weirdo.

Damn, I was really hoping for a picture of all the reclaimed, confiscated panties orderly laid out like a crime bust.




Or just a giant pile of underwear with a cop next to it.



I was really looking forward to that. Now I have to get my kicks elsewhere.

For owners of the laundry items wishing to claim their articles of clothing, police warned students against wearing them again, as Chou admitted to wearing the items.

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we found Happosai's grandson

Haha what a creep