Ump completely fucking the Royals. Cleveland doesn't need help, bro.
PITTSBURGH -- After 81 years as an usher, Phil Coyne has worked his last Pirates game. The 99-year-old, an instantly recognizable figure around PNC Park, decided to retire.
Coyne worked approximately 6,000 games in Pittsburgh since 1936, following the Bucs from Forbes Field to Three Rivers Stadium to PNC Park, where he covered sections 26 and 27 along the left-field line. He was even in the stands when Babe Ruth hit the final three home runs of his career in 1935.
Mistakes are what A's pitchers do best though