SigmasonicX-Today at 2:37 PM
https://cybertronological.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/optimus-helps-megatron-transform.gif
A.M.-Today at 2:42 PM
Franling-Today at 2:42 PM
SigmasonicX-Today at 2:44 PM
TFW Optimus will never transform you into a gun
A.M.-Today at 2:44 PM
I don't like guns
so it works out
\o/
SigmasonicX-Today at 2:45 PM
Megatron is sometimes a tank instead
You know, the reason why Megatron is a gun is because the original Transformers toy line was a combination of three different transforming robot toys.
McNum-Today at 2:46 PM
Or a jet.
SigmasonicX-Today at 2:46 PM
One of which was household items
That's why he turns into a gun
McNum-Today at 2:46 PM
I kind of like the Prime and also the movie Megatron just flat out refusing to get an Earth form.
SigmasonicX-Today at 2:46 PM
And why Soundwave is a stereo
Yeah, that's a good direction to take
McNum-Today at 2:47 PM
Megatron finding hiding his Cybertronian origin disgusting seems about right.
If Megatron shows up in person, the time for subtlety is over.
His minions may disguise themselves if they think it'll help their performance, but Megatron will not.
SigmasonicX-Today at 2:49 PM
Though there's just some charm to him turning into a gun other people have to carry
You know this is the only reason I keep you around, Starscream. You don't ask what the trigger matches up with in my robot form.
...
McNum-Today at 2:51 PM
Where does the trigger end up on the toy, anyway?
SigmasonicX-Today at 2:51 PM
I don't know
The original toys were kind of junk, so it was probably still clearly visible on his back or something.
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McNum-Today at 2:58 PM
The trigger is on his back:
https://youtu.be/02UMy5Nvfqg
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SigmasonicX-Today at 3:02 PM
You see Starscream, every time you pull the trigger, you're actually giving me a nice massage.
McNum-Today at 3:03 PM
That was less disturbing than I feared...
SigmasonicX-Today at 3:03 PM
Well then, I'm not going to--
Not going to what, Starscream?
What?! You can fly in gun form?!
Of course, you outdated Windowsbot! You really think I'd be that vulnerable?!
But--
Now give me a massage while we fire at Wheelie over there.
Hold on! Wheelie wasn't introduced until after you already turned into Galvatron and killed Starscream!
McNum-Today at 3:07 PM
...I don't think Wheelie agrees.
SigmasonicX-Today at 3:07 PM
Is that a talking horse?
Shut up and shoot
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SigmasonicX-Today at 3:09 PM
Sweetie Dodge
"And thus Sweetie Belle dodged their attacks until Megatron ran out of power."(edited)
A.M.-Today at 3:12 PM
SigmasonicX-Today at 3:12 PM
Nani?!
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A.M.-Today at 3:13 PM
That wasn't Sweetie. We found her body in the water this morning. She was found dead for over 72 hours.
You can see a tear in the Sweetie imposter's costume, from where Megatron did graze her.
You can also see that Megatron did in fact hit the imposter multiple times.
SigmasonicX-Today at 3:15 PM
Fufufu, so you have seen through me.
A.M.-Today at 3:16 PM
Who are you, Sweetie imposter!?(edited)
SigmasonicX-Today at 3:16 PM
I am, in fact
A.M.-Today at 3:16 PM
...
SigmasonicX-Today at 3:16 PM
That explains everything
A.M.-Today at 3:17 PM
Owlowicious... but why? Why?!
SigmasonicX-Today at 3:17 PM
I've been tricked by an owl?!
This world is impure. It must be rewritten in my beauty.
Sweetie Belle is the only one who knew.
"But that wasn't the end of the twists!"
A.M.-Today at 3:19 PM
slams coffee mug down
This has been nothing but a joke--a farce--an insult.
SigmasonicX-Today at 3:20 PM
Nani?!
A.M.-Today at 3:20 PM
I'm hoppin' away!
SigmasonicX-Today at 3:21 PM
That creature... Could it be?!
"Once it got far enough away, it transformed into the true mastermind!"
A.M.-Today at 3:22 PM
SigmasonicX-Today at 3:23 PM
K-kono puresha
Kefka, darling, mind getting out of the way?
Yes, my queen
Yes, of course, only one person would allow Sweetie to die like that!
You see, I am the true mastermind behind everything! It was quite amusing watching you run around transforming into guns that had to be picked up and going on friendship missions and the like, but the time had come.
"And then she said"
But my true purpose has always been to get the attention of the one writing this, dear Spikey Wikey.
"Wait, wha--" I mean, wait, what?!
It's true, I gained all this power so I could reach out to you. Because I love you!
Oh Rarity
Oh Spike
kisses scroll
Hello there Spike, I was wondering if
Oh, uh, OK, I see that you're busy.
I'll just go over here, then.
Away.
The End
A.M.-Today at 3:31 PM
barges in Remember to buy my CD on your way out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k
SigmasonicX-Today at 3:40 PM
You know, I don't think that Rarity is right for Spike. She did just allow Sweetie Belle to die.
I really do question that dragon's taste sometimes.
Plus in the end that Rarity was just words on a scroll. Not even a drawing.
Well maybe he drew something saucy, but I'm not sure of his art skills.
Cappy-Today at 3:47 PM
he drew those rpg characters, right
seems good enough
SigmasonicX-Today at 3:49 PM
Hmm, yeah, probably
Meanwhile, I'm over here imagining myself with an idol version of myself and--
Um, never mind.
A.M.-Today at 3:53 PM
I do that a lot too