Trigonometrize-Yesterday at 2:46 PM
Rhomega - Today at 1:51 PM I've warmed up to Glimmer as a secondary character.
Not long now until she is your waifu
Cappy-Yesterday at 2:47 PM
yes she will burn you
SigmasonicX-Yesterday at 2:49 PM
I do like the art style of Super Gals a lot. It has a nostalgic feeling.
UberTag-Yesterday at 2:51 PM
Waifu? I'm already somepony's waifu. She knows who she is.
Yes, Trixie knows who Trixie is.
Cappy-Yesterday at 2:51 PM
I would've guessed Luna.
The way she bites pineapples...
SigmasonicX-Yesterday at 2:52 PM
That top hat... that monocle!
Cappy-Yesterday at 2:54 PM
The Great and Powerful Trixie thought Starlight enjoyed The Great and Powerful Trixie's cape and hat...
UberTag-Yesterday at 2:54 PM
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2017/...bags+under+eyes_canterlot+castle_dining+r.gif
Cappy-Yesterday at 2:57 PM
Cute stuff.
I agree!
SigmasonicX-Yesterday at 2:58 PM
You know that rocket statue you're all so excited about? We're going to Luna's new house in the stars, where I'll dump Trixie.
Redefining a romantic moment into a moment of despair! How devious!
Cappy-Yesterday at 2:59 PM
Don't blame me, I only taught her friendship, not romance.
Cappy-Yesterday at 3:00 PM
Although I have a course set up for that too, if anyone is inter-
SigmasonicX-Yesterday at 3:00 PM
I mean, I'm already an expert, so I'll just be there to, uh, correct you. Yeah.
Cappy-Yesterday at 3:02 PM
"Enrolled: Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Spike."
I'm pretty sure it uses a partner system so I'm gonna have to be Rarity's partner for the exercises.
SigmasonicX-Yesterday at 3:05 PM
Time for class to start! Here are the pairings!
NOOOOOOOOOO
WRYYYYYYYYYY(edited)
UberTag-Yesterday at 3:06 PM
And all this time I thought
was the troll.
Cappy-Yesterday at 3:07 PM
<You thought it was going to be Rarity, but> KONO DIO DA
SigmasonicX-Yesterday at 3:07 PM
How many breads have you eaten in your life?
Not a bread guy, really.
Fetch me a pencil, like an airplane stewardess fetches wine!
... Wait, how?
Trixie does not like being paired up with a child, even as a rebound.
I'll have you know I'm in my twenties now.
Hey baby, you're so hot that I'm turning into Daybreaker
No, Celestia! This is why you're alone after a thousand years!
Lesson one, how to approach a potential mate.
You need to do it butt first. That's how you draw them in.
It's all very scientific.
Cappy-Yesterday at 3:23 PM
I'm starting to doubt her methodology.
SigmasonicX-Yesterday at 3:23 PM
See, AJ and Pinkie are doing it righ--
Hey wait, wrong partners!
Cappy-Yesterday at 3:24 PM
AJ you didn't even enroll, why are you here?
SigmasonicX-Yesterday at 3:25 PM
I'm here to see this filth for myself.
Applejack, there aren't any old ladies here! Or apples!
Never mind. That apple can be your partner.
Next lesson! Introduce yourself!
I think we already know each other.
Cappy-Yesterday at 3:30 PM
The Great and Powerful Trixie is the Great and Powerful Trixie! You're welcome for being in The Great and Powerful Trixie's presence!
Uh, I'm Sweetie Belle.
UberTag-Yesterday at 3:31 PM
SigmasonicX-Yesterday at 3:34 PM
Sweetie! This is no place for a child like you! Now shoo!
No mixing between groups yet!
Please mix within groups!
Hello, I am Princess Celestia! Did you like my butt?
Oh, very much so! I'm Rarity the unicorn!
I'm Rainbow Dash the pegasus!
Wait, hold on, how come I'm not paired up with anyone?
Cappy-Yesterday at 3:39 PM
Your personality test determined that you are the optimal partner for yourself.
SigmasonicX-Yesterday at 3:39 PM
Due to budget cuts, look at your reflection with this spoon.
Trixie would like a spoon too.
UberTag-Yesterday at 3:41 PM
How do you romance yourself?
Cappy-Yesterday at 3:41 PM
I thought spooning came later!
SigmasonicX-Yesterday at 3:41 PM
Wow, Trixie is more advanced than I expected.
But now I don't have a partner.
UberTag-Yesterday at 3:43 PM
I've found a partner for you, Scootaloo.
SigmasonicX-Yesterday at 3:43 PM
Hello there, chicken!
Bwawk!
Oh my, I'm feeling a bit like we aren't at the same level as the others.
Don't compare how quickly the other pairs get along! It's alright to go at your own pace!
Besides, we're only supposed to have introductions now.
Next lesson, first dates!
I feel like we skipped over something.
Now you talk!
I feel like this moment should last forever
THE WORLD!
Sorry Celestia, but you're causing too much trouble.
Banished to the sun.
I don't have a partner now!
Ooh! Ooh!
I have a solution.
Ooh! Ooh!
Final lesson, marriage!
All of you were legally married to me by joining this class.
Village-Yesterday at 3:59 PM
Hey guys , whats going on in this channel....
walks right back out
SigmasonicX-Yesterday at 3:59 PM
teleports Village back in
UberTag-Yesterday at 4:00 PM
I hadn't realized Twi was secretly teaching a class on polygamy.
I dodged a bullet by being excluded.
SigmasonicX-Yesterday at 4:00 PM
I teach everything.
I don't actually know what to do now.
"And thus, the princess with everything she could have ever wanted, had no clue what to do next."
"As for the dragon, he was able to take full advantage of the situation."
This story isn't going anywhere.
[The End]
Village-Yesterday at 4:14 PM
Whoah hey whoah,
why am i back here
who did this
was it you
points at the owl
I never trusted that thing
SigmasonicX-Yesterday at 4:15 PM
Village-Yesterday at 4:15 PM
All it does is make emo rap music about being a nice guy, but simultaniously making emo rap music about how he's the bad guy and has no friends
which one are you damnit you gotta pick one hang up!(edited)
SigmasonicX-Yesterday at 4:17 PM
Village-Yesterday at 4:19 PM
Also you can't force people to be maried twilight
its not fair you can't do that
that's not cool
That's not how it works
SigmasonicX-Yesterday at 4:21 PM
Technically that was Spike writing a story about Twilight doing that, as written by SigmasonicX
Cappy-Yesterday at 4:21 PM
school of romance stronger premise than school of friendship i'm putting it out there(edited)
SigmasonicX-Yesterday at 4:22 PM
Harder to keep TV-Y, though
This ties into one of tonight's anime, actually. Love Lab is about a girl getting lessons in love from a girl who doesn't actually know anything about it. However, in its attempts to keep things chaste, it ended up not having that much to mine after the first episode.