ERA Anonymous Confessions 2017 - New Location, New Administration, Same Old D-Pics

EarthBound64 said:

Wasn't he one of the people who admitted to doing fakes last year?


Edit: Yeah

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Hi everyone, it's the Workplace Guy back for another round of storytelling.

Before I even get started, as much as your responses got a laugh out of me the past couple days, I can tell you getting this stuff off my chest has been a huge help. I'm sure neoak would agree, there's a bunch of people who want to hear your confessions too.

So yeah, Monday's vertigo passed and things were back to business as usual today. To clean up any unanswered questions from there—once we got back to her place, helped her to the couch, got her settled in with a blanket and her phone within reach, then.....I called for an Uber and went back to the office.

"Just make sure you put the others on a different floor and say we're 6 miles away"

I realize after re-reading the first couple franchise entries, I was making it sound a bit like she's the aggressor and I'm the one trying to think on my feet and make sense of it all. That's not fair. I don't know if it's 50/50, 60/40, whatever. There's always been that natural flow and usually before we know it, you get quotes like the above.

And I'm still not unhappy at home. Guess it's time to shed a little light there. I mentioned previously I'm divorced and now own a house with my SO. After my ex-wife and I split, I didn't really know what to do with myself. Went out here and there, mostly just total misses for one reason or another (although there's again a confession or two from those days as well sometime).

After that, I did the whole online dating thing— strange as it was to be in my early 30s doing this when the last "online" experience I had was more than 15 years before as a horny teenager in an AOL chat room. I was reluctant but my friends were on my ass about it and I set out to prove them wrong and I was just going to stay single and that was that. Lovely mindset, huh? I see now how silly that was but it's easy to get lost inside your own head, especially when faced with the idea of starting over.

Being 30+ and not having a ton of self-confidence, I skipped Tinder, OKC and all and figured the most efficient way to declare online dating a crock was to go to eHarmony. Mind you I was looking for reasons to throw my hands up and yell "See! Told you so!" Still, did the best I could for my profile (thanks past Dating threads!), set a reasonable radius and looked for no kids/didn't want kids.

My SO was the first date from the site. We're almost cut from the exact same cloth— she also works in management, similar backgrounds, similar philosophies, you name it. In a week, we felt like we had known each other for years. By a year, it felt like a lifetime. A combination of a job relocation and the progression of our relationship and next we're buying a house. The relationship is healthy, the sex is consistently good, we're essentially best friends with benefits.

So why am I still up writing this? I don't know. I mean besides the fact I'm clearly an asshole.

My assistant was also married once. Separated long before we ever met. She called the time post-separation as being "happily married" even though she was essentially hiding from him. She doesn't always talk about details but I know it was unfathomably bad. I say "was married" because he passed away not long ago. Opioids. Once again, I happened to be the closest one when the phone rang and I saw the fire in her eyes after the tears were gone. This woman is absolutely tough as nails.

No matter where this journey ends, know that I've met some incredible people and this ride is far from over.

Couple quick responses because I have to be up in 5 hours to see what tomorrow's work day has to offer.

@Retsudo— no kids. Assistant has one but a grown adult.

@everyone who started the numerical list— I burst out laughing on the train home. Well played.

@EarthBound64— I hope this one is typo free :) Going to hire you as my editor. Also, wanted to reply on multiple occasions as you were talking through the DatingERA thread but to do that would also give myself away. Rooting for you.

@Ron Mexico— Thursday. God help me.

@GAMEPROFF—I get it. Trust me I get it. And it was a hell of a night.

@NTGYK— No. Just no.

@everyone reading this— don't dip your pen in company ink.

Until next time all.

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Workplace guy.

Checking in from the hotel. See you all tomorrow.

(Probably not worth posting unless it's a teaser for what hasn't been written yet.)

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Ok, I think this is common, but here it goes: I'm male, and attracted to girls, but I love dick!

I am generally not attracted to the masculine body type, girls on the other hand turn me on easily, and I do love pussy, but still, I really really wanted to try dick... Obviously trans girls are a big turn on, and I'd date one, I guess this is what people call being gynephillic?

I would not be against doing it with a cis man if he was really pretty, a crossdresser and the like. In fact, I like to dress up too, so we could be two cute girly boys.

My biggest craving is dick sucking, I think about it all day, the hardness, the feel, the smell, the taste... it drives me crazy. I'd suck my own dick, but I'm not flexible enough!

I have a great relationship with my SO, a cis woman, and she knows about it to an extent, but with us being exclusive and all I don't think I will be able to fulfill this need of mine anytime soon, porn is my only escape! She does eat my booty and peg me, which is great, but you know, I really wanted the real deal, at least once...

Finally, I just want to say that this is one of those "oh man, I'm totally macho, no homo, like, seriously" posts, I'm comfortable with my sexuality and have no gripes with labels, so I can say I'm not 100% straight, dunno if this counts as bi and don't really care. I just have nobody to talk freely to about this, and needed to get it off my chest. That is what the thread is for, right?

Another minor confession: I lurk Kinky Era, but I'm obviously too damn shy to post there!

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This is a pretty tame confession, but since y'all seem to be low on them this year I thought I'd send it anyway.

Around freshman year of high school, I noticed that around halfway through my Geometry I'd get a hard-on for some reason. It would happen around the same time at least once a week and always during that class so I'd have to awkwardly walk out of class hiding my boner. Now I understand that puberty can be a strange time and this is just an awkward hard-on, but it would only happen during this class, not English, French, Science, or Gym. Also it wasn't because the class was at the same time, and 10:30 am was my magic time of the day, because for every other math class I had I'd get these awkward hard-ons during lectures, and specifically during lectures, It's not whenever I'm doing homework, recitation, or even tests , only lectures.

I'm now in College, and my last math course was Sophomore year Calculus II and I still have a consistent schedule of getting a hard-on during a lecture at least once a week. It's not that I love math, I hate it. Now that I'm going through my sexual exploration phase, I'm a bit masochistic, so the only conclusion is that Math causes me pain which turns me on. I'm just glad I don't need to take anymore math courses to graduate.

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I've always felt that the truth was more exciting than fiction. People who choose to make up stuff for this should maybe get off the computer and go live a little. Then again, I've posted some majorly fucked up things privately here in the past. However, if you want to be a real hero, post publicly. Take ownership over your actions. It might turn you into a joke anytime someone mentions a dog, but its better to be who you are than lie and hide.

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Im 28 and dating an 18 year old online. I met her on a mmo and we fell in love. Pathetic i know but, i earnestly love her and she me.

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zetsubou said:

also since Neoak said a few days ago he had only ~25, if no one else sent confessions and he post 5 a day, we run out in 5 days?

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