The one where a guy can't hear a Trex coming right up on him, then starts laughing as he gets away from nearly being eaten? Idk about that. I genuinely can't say I enjoyed a single thing about this movie. Also I was hella pissed when they ran the "this is the biggest civil rights issue of our time" with fucking dinosaurs.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who heard that and was like.....man they must have some good lawyers lol
Right? I was wondering that myself. Theres like 15 dinosaurs out in the wild now and I'm pretty sure our military would stomp that out in a matter of hours if not days.
Her being revealed to be a clone left me with the biggest, "Why?" It's like Colin couldn't be satisfied with weaponized dinosaurs. It doesn't help that this has nothing to do with dinosaurs, the one thing that people go to see these in these movies. No one cares if the same technology could clone humans. It's just a thing that the movie confirms can happen and doesn't bother to go deeper with it. It's so pointless.
The whole premise of bringing them on the island was stupid. You couldnt find one person who had biometric access, like the construction crew or someone besides the person who running the park? and why was owen needed if they were gonna shoot blue? you had 100s of soldiers and you couldnt find a single raptor?
Just because you can do it doesn't mean you should. Is human clones gonna be a focus alongside dinosaurs in the sequel? Are we The Island now? If the little girl is just a one-off clone and it never gets brought up again, that's bad.
Yeah I found the two intern characters to be hilariously shoehorned into that mission. Like you paid millions of dollars getting this army to the island but you didn't bring a medic or a technician to deal with any problems that are inevitably going to arise? You had to go to the non profit save the dinosaurs organization for that?
Which reminds me, good god that scene with the indoraptor pretending to be unconscious was so fucking cartoony . Who approved of that crap. I thought that was supposed to be a tense scenario.
Genuinely couldn't tell if that thing was actually smiling or if it just looked that way. The guy getting into the cage for like no reason at all (gotta make me my necklace!) was one of the few highlights for me since it was so dumb it was entertaining.
lol this movie was a series of facepalms. gutter level animals have lucidum tapetum in their eyes, which allows them to see at night. Youre supposed to be the worlds most badass animal wrangler along with claire who's supposedly a scientist who raised indominus. How the shit can you even imagine a weaponized t-rex raptor built specifically for military stealth ops wont be able to see in the dark ?
Tell that to the people who settled around extingushied vulcanos and have to flee when it suddenly became active. This happens in real world, too, the last time was just a few weeks ago.
Proof that you didnt payed attention.
Not if the sequel takes place 10 or 20 years into the future with Maisie being the lead.
I'm pretty sure the 3rd movie is going to revolve around the genetic engineering and cloning of the dinos that got sold and transported away before shit went crazy. Basically Dino Riders.
Wu had to get out of there and did not have time to deal with Blue so the best course of action was just to grab the blood which can be used to clone with. Having infused T-Rex blood in there to keep blue alive at least in the short term the blood would be useless as far as pure velociraptor sample.
I mean, we cloned Dolly the sheep decades ago. The processes in Jurassic always went far beyond just cloning - you don't need de-extinction technology to clone a person, because it's something we've been able to do for ages. And beyond that, the fact that she's a clone has exactly no narrative significance to this movie beyond some extremely clumsy theme work and as ultimately entirely unnecessary justification for the final moments.
