Star Wars: The Last Jedi:
I feel like the proper way to tackle this film is to break it down section by section, so let's go!
The Poe/Resistance stuff, or consequences, in my Star Wars film? Surprisingly, it wasn't until now that we saw much of anything as far as what actually happens after a fierce skirmish, so having a sense of what the cost is of doing flashy maneuvers to blow up all of one ship (it was a big ship, I suppose!) was nice to have addressed and even reprimanded of those responsible. In this case, the film finally gives something for Poe Dameron to, who when we last saw him, was little more than Yet Another Ace Pilot. There's definitely a more confident Oscar Isaac here too, which isn't to say he did a bad job in TFA, but he's clearly more engaged here since he has something to do. We also get a rather nice turn from Laura Dern as a Resistance leader who radiates command and warmth whenever she's on screen while playing superbly off both Isaac and Carrie Fisher. These scenes tackle an interesting theme that pays off with a mind-blowing display of visual effects that won't be soon forgotten and I would probably point to these sections being the strongest overall material that the film has to offer. That being said, and I do risk disrespecting the recently deceased here, I did feel that Carrie Fisher seemed fairly uncomfortable for most of her screen time, though there was a really nice spot of humor with her that landed prior to the final act that did remind me a lot of her past wit and comic timing. But perhaps the weakest elements here is that the humor falls flat more often than not, and there's a lot of it. Also, and this definitely isn't Carrie Fisher's fault, "that scene" never had any hope of being anything other than too silly to buy into it as a dramatic moment.
The Rey/Luke stuff, or a lack of immediate gratification, in my Star Wars film? Yes, the movie makes a bold move here to have Luke damn near destitute and certainly a shattered husk of the man he once was, and while I can't imagine it's the direction a lot of people would have wanted Luke to go in, I think this actually winds up working far better than some give it credit for, for two big reasons. One, and the most obvious one, is that Mark Hamill does a great job here with taking his most iconic on-screen role and turning it on his ear, and it was great to see how much they were able to grow his character when they could have just as easily made him merely the same Jedi master that we last saw him at the end of Return of the Jedi. Just as important, though, is that you also get to see how this goes over with someone who grew up on the legend of Luke Skywalker, and while I haven't been as sold on Daisy Ridley as I have been with the rest of the new main actors, she acquits herself rather well in her scenes with Hamill, balancing both a genuine admiration for the man he once was and the tinge of disappointment with the man he's decided to be. I do feel like that these scene do feel as though the editing hit them more inconsistently, as we wind up with scenes where information is regurgitated and others that are strangely absent (he did say he had three lessons, after all!), so there's a faintly uneven balance present that doesn't resolve itself until the big finale. This is also another chunk of the film where the humor misses more than it hits, and it feels especially bizarre that for a man in self-imposed exile that he'd also have space munchkins running around working on the utilities. And, to my unending lack of surprise, porgs really do offer nothing of value beyond merch bait.
The Finn/Rose stuff, or charismatic talent drawing the short straw, in my Star Wars film? While I had a feeling that the expansion of Poe's character was going to come at the expense of another, it did disappoint me greatly that these were the two that it happened to. Well, I'll amend that slightly, as it's really the disappointment of seeing someone as bubbly and utterly incapable of anything resembling a bad thought like Rose as a character, who Kelly Marie Tran embodies with the kind of authority that we haven't seen with a mid-series introduction since Billy Dee Williams as Lando in The Empire Strikes Back. It was so cool to see a character like Rose exist, loving the fact that she gets to rub elbows with some of the greatest heroes in the galaxy while also being unafraid to knock them down a peg if the situation calls for it. Boyega continues to be fun as well as Finn and manages to land a few bright spots of physical comedy that play into his strengths, which makes it a real shame that their plot involves elements that could have just not happened and not have impacted the story much. I get that in an already busy film that it made zero sense to shanghai one of the leads introduced in the previous film with nothing to do otherwise, but it's clear that there really wasn't as much enthusiasm for their escapade to Canto Bight as there was for the other elements of the film. Well, unless you really have a thing for wondering just how drunk a clearly lost Benicio del Toro was, because wow, this was not his finest hour at all.
The Kylo Ren/First Order stuff, or bumbling villains that are competent almost by accident, in my Star Wars film? Initially, there's really not a lot that they give Adam Driver to do this time around that isn't standing around with a menacing look of contemplation on his face, but towards the end, they finally do make a big payoff with a scene that, and I know I'm putting this mildly given the absolute outrage that this moment otherwise generated, cuts right the chase in terms of establishing who the real villain is of this new run of Star Wars, and it's here where Kylo Ren becomes a real force to be reckoned with. And it's not for the reasons you would think to, as the unexpected dynamic that's now at work here gives future films with Kylo a genuine sense of unpredictability involved as he moves into a role that he may or may not be ready to take. For the rest of the First Order, well, whenever I'm not being distracted by his absolutely ridiculous fake eyebrows, Domnhall Gleeson is surprisingly comfortable with being a punchline for nearly all of his screen time, being physically abused like a champ. Otherwise, it was actually nice to see the villains be on the offensive for a change, though I swear that if never see a shot of the Resistance fleet being pursued by the First Order ever again, it'll still be too soon.
The filmmaking stuff, or unwieldiness as a virtue, in my Star Wars film? While it's safe to say that The Force Awakens did display a consistent level of prowess and aptitude to it for the entirety of the film, moreso than this film does, it's also boring as hell. The Last Jedi has some really weird moments to it that feel like padding for the sake of padding (this really had no reason to be 2.5 hours long at all), especially when there's plot holes that needed some serious patching (yes, I know the film alludes to how Rey got off the Super Star Destroyer 2 Turbo: Championship Edition, but put it together in your head about the sequence of events that transpire for her to get back on the Falcon and into the final battle and you too might have your brain liquefy a bit) and if you couldn't tell from the other sections, it has a poor grasp of humor throughout that makes the bits that actually land feel more like accidents than being from the hands of folks with a good grasp on those aspects. But for every dud joke, bizarre plot hole or boring detour that may sometimes involve Captain Phasma oh god why do people like her so much she's just a chrome-plated stormtrooper, there's a great visual moment just around the corner and the film's attempts to keep the scale small and personal work more often than not, culminating in a big finale that feels earned and has some good payoffs for almost all involved. It also goes into some weird places with the Force that do invite some criticism for how loosely defined they can be, but also reinforces the idea that the Force is something that isn't so easily explained and helps make it feel mysterious and a little bit unknown again for the first time since the original trilogy. And I think that's something I do have to admire about Rian Johnson's work here, in that he may not be sure that everything he wants to put up on the screen works, but he's willing to try and deal with the consequences, which is highly unusual for any blockbuster in his day and age, let alone Star Wars. It doesn't make it a great film that he's willing to roll the dice as often as he does here, but it does give the film a lasting power that an intentional nostalgia-fest like The Force Awakens can't possibly be, and being so willing to upend speculation and understanding for how and why things work means that it has relevance and a story to tell that wouldn't fit into an opening title crawl, as we saw with Rogue One. I don't know where Star Wars goes from here, but at least I feel like there's something that Star Wars can aspire to again, rather than just giving people more of the usual gruel.