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Another one of these situations where they create a 12 year old and tell you they're actually a 1000 year old dragon so pervs can enjoy their R.34 content without backlash.

Unbelievable how people cape for this stuff.

Your post is the unbelievable one, man, even more when Nintendo actually tries to take down those things. lol And If people wanted to jerk off to something like that, they would do that with any age give by the makers.
 

Dyle

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Didn't we already know this? I thought it was well established that the playable inklings were 14 in Splatoon 1 and 16 in Splatoon 2. Good to hear they're watching the community, now they just need to listen and give us dedicated servers and a better tickrate

Squid Sisters are 19 (in Splatoon 1 17)
Marina 18
Pearl 21

Pearl probably skipped her vegetables.
Pearl was electrocuted as a kid which stunted her growth, I believe it was stated in the artbook for Splatoon 2 that hasn't made it past Japan yet
 
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Pearl was electrocuted as a kid which stunted her growth, I believe it was stated in the artbook for Splatoon 2 that hasn't made it past Japan yet

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Spats are explicitly a Japanese character design symbol for youth and not sexuality.

I've seen the replies to their JP twitter account and its a pretty big lie that they're listening because i've seen accounts post weaponsets from datamining leaks week after week after week until they eventually got added. I don't really think they're actually operating on player feedback so much as they're following pre planned self informed lists.

Or looking at the data objectively when they made small changes to Baller and Inkjet and Splashdown but havent listened to the continuing salt about them.
 

Geg

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Pearl was electrocuted as a kid which stunted her growth, I believe it was stated in the artbook for Splatoon 2 that hasn't made it past Japan yet
I believe the art book said an accident stunted her growth.
As a splatoon fan you should know that she got hit by lightning!
shame on you!
/s
This was from a joke translation, it's not real
 

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Didn't we already know this? I thought it was well established that the playable inklings were 14 in Splatoon 1 and 16 in Splatoon 2. Good to hear they're watching the community, now they just need to listen and give us dedicated servers and a better tickrate


Pearl was electrocuted as a kid which stunted her growth, I believe it was stated in the artbook for Splatoon 2 that hasn't made it past Japan yet

As a splatoon fan you should know that she got hit by lightning!
shame on you!
/s

As a fan with 3 splatoon tattoos i should be ashamed not knowin that fact.
Tats are:
Marina
Marie
Callie
 

Geg

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The real reason Peal is so short is probably because in Japanese she's named after the northern pygmy squid, one of the smallest species of squid in the world. So she's probably just naturally really small
 

meppi64

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User Banned (3 Days): Inflammatory Derailment + Peddling disinformation about site policy
So we can't talk about any game because every one of them have some porn in internet...
Don't look at me. I'm against this stupid censorship stuff.

If a game is good enough for Sony, Nintendo or Microsoft to be put on their consoles to sell, than I think there shouldn't be a "holier than thou" self inflicted ban on it. But hey, who am I, right?

1) What list is this?

2) Is it enforced and how is it enforced?

3) Is it the fact that there's porn of a game means we can't talk about it? If so, please shut down the entirety of ResetERA.
I'd go into detail, but that's frowned upon and might get the tread shut down, wanring handed out or worse.

Not that I value my account much anymore, but I don't want to drag anyone with me. ;)
 
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BDS

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We've known for years that the inklings are teenagers. Callie, Marie, Pearl, Marina, and Cuttlefish are the only adult inklings/octolings who have appeared in the series.
 

AlexFlame116

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Is Agent 8 the same age as the Inklings or are they more towards the age of Marina, Pearl, and the Squid Sisters?
 

Nitpicker_Red

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Oh good, they're confirmed underage.
It's common to forget to precise which society we are part from when posting about societal norms even though they vary accross the world.
I guess we either tend to believe that "common sense" is common, or have some delusion that the internet and the english language is making us automatically share a culture. :p


I believe they already mentionned it with their "two years time gap" explanation, which was kind of weird. Good to have confirmation that playable octolings were an (obvious) early idea.
I've seen the replies to their JP twitter account and its a pretty big lie that they're listening because i've seen accounts post weaponsets from datamining leaks week after week after week until they eventually got added. I don't really think they're actually operating on player feedback so much as they're following pre planned self informed lists.
They mention it in the interview, it's due to their working cycle
Having to repeat this cycle for each update means we have to have ideas for what we want to include a few months ahead of time. And then we'll have to really put our heads down and work on everything. Then we have to release that content, watch it after it's released and then begin that cycle again of, "Okay, what's the next idea?" This sometimes means having to work in two or three-week batches on these updates and you have to work a much faster and more compact schedule than we were previously used to.But, that's not to say that it's all hard work and no fun.
 

Garrod Ran

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remember people
just because they might be of age doesn't negate the fact that you're a sketchy-ass 24 year old tuggin' it to imaginary squids on the internet