Roseanne Barr Teases TV Return: ‘I’ve Already Been Offered So Many Things’

Inugami · Jul 2, 2018

https://www.thewrap.com/roseanne-ba...sion-ive-already-been-offered-so-many-things/

Roseanne Barr told Rabbi Shmuley Boteach on his podcast over the weekend that she is considering a return to television and has already received several offers.

"Inside every bad thing is a good thing waiting to happen and I feel very excited because I've already been offered so many things and I almost already accepted one really good offer to go back on TV and I might do it. But we'll see," Barr said.

So anyone want to take bets on which network is shitty enough to give her a new show?

Shizuka · Jul 2, 2018

KojiKnight said:
So anyone want to take bets on which network is shitty enough to give her a new show?

It's a bluff.

Catdaddy · Jul 2, 2018

Fox News

Username1198 · Jul 2, 2018

It's showtime

Catdaddy said:
Fox News

I can see her hosting her own version of the daily show but deplorable.

Dalek · Jul 2, 2018

KZXcellent · Jul 2, 2018

"I have so many other offers! I swear!!!"

CreepingFear · Jul 2, 2018

KojiKnight said:
https://www.thewrap.com/roseanne-ba...sion-ive-already-been-offered-so-many-things/

So anyone want to take bets on which network is shitty enough to give her a new show?

Fox. The deplorable Barr/Allen comedy of alt-right.

NealMcCauley · Jul 2, 2018

I mean public access at 2am is still considered tv.

Slayven · Jul 2, 2018

Catdaddy said:
Fox News

Or a station no one knows exists.

Dust · Jul 2, 2018

Is Alex Jones about to get new host on his show?

Mimosa97 · Jul 2, 2018

She's bluffing. Look at how many times she says « things ». She sounds like Trump.

Nude_Tayne · Jul 2, 2018

I'm guessing Fox & Friends or some "channel" that you to search for and scroll down a few pages on Roku.

SK4TE · Jul 2, 2018

She had crazy good ratings, which network is ready to sell their soul?

Deleted member 42 · Jul 2, 2018

I could see a network taking a flyer on a talk show with her but cancelling it after it doesn't do so hot

bangai-o · Jul 2, 2018

Everyone knows her acting was the weak link on the show. Anything new that she does will quickly be cancelled.

Skelepuzzle · Jul 2, 2018

Please be excited for "Get in the Oven" with Roseanne Barr, airing on The Food Network this fall.

ctj · Jul 2, 2018

I could see Fox picking up one of her dumb shows and pairing it with Last Man Standing for some sort of MAGA (white) power hour.

Although AFAIK even though Tim Allen is a shithead, Roseanne is much worse so idk.

Petezatime · Jul 2, 2018

This is why nobody should ever feel bad for her. She's a super successful racist piece of shit. She will never want for anything in her life and completely lacks empathy for other people yet she will always play the victim.

Mr. X · Jul 2, 2018

NRA TV money

D i Z · Jul 2, 2018

Would rock a lot of peoples shit if she got a Netflix comedy special deal.

Inugami · Jul 2, 2018

Shizuka said:
It's a bluff.

5 years ago I would have taken it as a bluff, in the current climate? I have no doubt someone has given her a serious offer or two even if it's not a big network.

Nassudan · Jul 2, 2018

Yeah? Who's offering you a gig? Bill O' Reilly's alt-fox news finally get off the ground? Sinclair gonna let you star in short "forced-air" segments telling liberals to stop being snowflakes?

Canoli316 said:
Her quote makes her sound like Trump. "I've been offered so many things already. You won't believe how many things I've been offered."

The biggest things, the bestest things, the yugest BIGLYST things!

Canoli316 · Jul 2, 2018

Her quote makes her sound like Trump. "I've been offered so many things already. You won't believe how many things I've been offered."

SymbiantXenos · Jul 2, 2018

Coming soon to Infowars

hurroocane · Jul 2, 2018

Looking forward to her Infowars show about the mighty QAnon

Latvian Hitman · Jul 2, 2018

Canoli316 said:
Her quote makes her sound like Trump. "I've been offered so many things already. You won't believe how many things I've been offered."

That was my first thought as well.

HStallion · Jul 2, 2018

Roseanna Barr's "I'm Just Asking Questions" on Fox News.

Legend of Aims · Jul 2, 2018

Surely to be cancelled as well.

I Don't Like · Jul 2, 2018

"Name That Ape" is a game-show where contestants are given short descriptions of African Americans in the media, news, music and film and attempt to guess their identity. The show uses the name ironically because it actually exists to educate the public about prominent black figures, both current and in America's history, Barr said.

RedHoodedOwl · Jul 2, 2018

I thought she was to join the cast of Last Man Standing.

Deleted member 1086 · Jul 2, 2018

i always hear so much about how narcissistic millennials are, but no one talks about these peoples' narcissism. Like god damn lady, you don't need to make a grand gloating announcement that you are already getting another television show.

IDreamOfHime · Jul 2, 2018

coming soon to NRA TV.

NoRéN · Jul 2, 2018

Amazing how all these cultists emulate their leader in the way he speaks.

Imperfected · Jul 2, 2018

I've been offered so many things. Just yesterday, a nice boy offered to let me eat shit, but I was very full so I declined. Today, a young lady offered to punch me in the face. #Blessed

BWoog · Jul 2, 2018

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onadesertedisland · Jul 2, 2018

How can we make it so that she goes back under the rock she hid under for over a decade?

tintskuecha · Jul 2, 2018

Didn't she just said she lost everything?

Dbltap · Jul 2, 2018

Whichever channel had that Honey Boo Boo show. I can see them doing some reality type of show.

HStallion · Jul 2, 2018

tintskuecha said:
Didn't she just said she lost everything?

Just the Ambien talking.

K' Dash · Jul 2, 2018

I read that with Trumps voice:

"I've been offered so many things, you would not believe how many amazing things I've been offered, it's amazing."

Fisty · Jul 2, 2018

No she hasnt.

ArtVandelay · Jul 2, 2018

I'm expecting a show about shapeshifting lizard people co-hosted by Billy Corgan.

Resurgam · Jul 2, 2018

Personally, I don't buy it. Up until the sitcom revival her career was mostly dead. Everything else she tried that wasn't being carried by more talented people all failed for the most part. Her talk show that reality show she did and so on.

She's an aging has been and add to the fact she can't be trusted not to be a human trash fire who ended up costing a network a bunch of money and being let go by her talent agency yeah can't see her being worth the risk.

ZeoVGM · Jul 2, 2018

Narrator: She hasn't.

AnansiThePersona · Jul 2, 2018

Countdown until Rosanne Barr is a supreme court justice

cognizant · Jul 2, 2018

K' Dash said:
I read that with Trumps voice:

"I've been offered so many things, you would not believe how many amazing things I've been offered, it's amazing."

"Many people are saying it. Believe me."

Ugh, it's irritating how easy it is to imitate that piece of shit is.

Nassudan · Jul 2, 2018

BWoog said:
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I think we found the new Press Sec when SHS finally loses what's left of her mind.

Z-Beat · Jul 2, 2018

That whole "I have nothing" thing didn't last very long.

Lord Brady · Jul 2, 2018

Zero offers. Zero is a number.

Deleted member 2809 · Jul 2, 2018

Did nazi that coming

Roseanne Barr Teases TV Return: ‘I’ve Already Been Offered So Many Things’

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