Reporting for straight up ignorance.
For real though, let me break this down for you newbies to NYC Pizza.
Best Value and Quality: Literally any Dollar Slice.
Best Traditional Slice (w/toppings): Joe's
Best Boogie Slice: Artichoke
Best Pure Pizza Experience (no slices, cash only, Final Destination): Lombardi's
Thiiiiiis. Cheap ass 2 bros at 2 in the morning. It's my brief dirty nirvana.