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Sorry should've been more clear. I've read the leaks that have come out. There is a summary of the first episode out there.

They're obviously gonna change quite a bit now, but even if they had gone through with this version its impotant to remember a lot can change between drafts and between writing, filming, and editing etc.
 
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Schlorgan

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Holy smokes this script is something

INT. PROFESSOR UTONIUM'S HOUSE - EARLY MORNING
Close on the RED PHONE ringing. SUPER: 2013.
BLOSSOM, now a TEENAGER, is lying in bed. She opens one eye.
Elbows TEENAGE BUTTERCUP, who is lying next to her. We see
S.A.T. PREP BOOKS scattered next to Blossom.

BLOSSOM
Wake up. Red phone
Buttercup takes out her MOUTH GUARD and groans.

BUTTERCUP
I was up until 3 AM texting Rachel.
She thinks I'm seeing other girls.

BLOSSOM
Because you are.

BUTTERCUP
Yeah, but I had to put in a lot of
work to convince her I wasn't.

Reveal BUBBLES passed out on the floor, HUNGOVER.

BUBBLES
Can someone please answer that
thing?!

Buttercup flippantly picks it up and slams it back down.

BUTTERCUP
Where were you last night?
BUBBLES

We broke into the zoo again. We
made the flamingos drink Hypnotiq.

Blossom has climbed out of bed and is beginning to put her
COSTUME on; it's the same dress they wore as little girls.

BLOSSOM
Come on guys. Let's just suit up
and get this done.

NARRATOR (V.O.) (CONT'D)
5.6.

BUTTERCUP
I'm not wearing that dress anymore.
It's compulsory heterosexuality.

BLOSSOM
Take it up with Dad.

BUTTERCUP
Dad freaks out if we do anything
off-model. He treats us like a
product he developed.

BUBBLES
Why are you so angry at Daddy?
BUTTERCUP

It wasn't our idea to be the
ordained saviors of Townsville.

BLOSSOM
No, but it's our responsibility!
Even if we're tired from test prep,
or girl drama, or blue fruitflavored cognac.
 

Commedieu

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I posted one ITT as I read through the script too, gonna post the actual script now since they're retooling the entire show

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They're obviously gonna change quite a bit now, but even if they had gone through with this version its impotant to remember a lot can change between drafts and between writing, filming, and editing etc.

this... this is terrible...
 
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I KILL PXLS

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Doubt this had anything to do with internet reaction. This happens all the time with shows just apparently not this far in to production.
 

Schlorgan

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WHAT IS THIS SHOW
 

deepFlaw

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I'm sure it's a fake

Just from the bits people posted here and in the other thread, I'd believe it's real. I've only seen a season or two of Riverdale but it lines up enough with the dialogue there. The issue is that 1. this seems to go even further than that, and 2. they're adults in this.
 

R2RD

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He'd hoped to use the Chemical to gain powers himself. Powers he'd use for good, like Elon Musk, but also for his own personal gain, like Elon Musk. But what use would it be now? Mojo wasn't cute. He didn't have sugar, or spice, or anything nice. He was just a plain, old, boring MAN

What is this trash? I had some hope on this show but it's all gone now.
 

CaptainKashup

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Bubbles is an addict who's alluded to have done porn and Blossom is a cliche depraved unfaithful lesbian that tries to fuck with every woman she meets.
 

Aly

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Oct 27, 2017
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This script. I just can't. It's like someone who hated the show was being forced to write this.
 

Buckle

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I feel like its easier to get away with this with Archie because its a million years old but people still remember the PPGs.

Kind of hard to just laugh at it without a sense of sadness since I actually grew up with this one.
 
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Bizazedo

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Oct 28, 2017
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We, as a people, deserve this. I now want this to be released to the world in all the horror.
 

deepFlaw

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I feel like its easier to get away with with Archie because its a million years old but people still remember the PPGs.

Kind of hard to just laugh at it without a sense of sadness since I actually grew up with this one.

Yeah that's a big thing here. I have very vaguely seen enough about Archie that "Edgy Archie" is funny, but it's certainly not something I have any attachment to. This, I have childhood nostalgia for, so it works far less.
 

Wonky Mump

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Judging by some of the comments in this thread, I'm gonna need to look at that script... also kinda hopes the pilot leaks if it was edited etc.
 
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This is weirdly magnetic, like watching a train wreck. Morbid curiosity and all that. That being said, let's hope it massively reworks itself into something more respectful/appropriate. It's funny how the ADHD "HBO's PPG" parody was so spot on.
 

Jeff Albertson

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Oct 27, 2017
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Fuck me that's brutal, never been a more clear example of a Middle Aged man writing dialogue for young girls

Has real ''male author writes sex scene from perspective of woman" vibes