11621 Purse Dr, Manassas, VA 20112 is the White Castle of McMansions

[Deleted member 48897]

Found by way of recommendation of the legaladvice.txt twitter bot, and it is amazing.
Seriously, this makes the Winchester Mystery House look like the Biltmore Estate. 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, 4.7K square feet, and 0 architectural cohesion.
Its strange angles and geometric uncertainty remind me of the ways in HP Lovecraft described his eldritch abominations.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11621-Purse-Dr-Manassas-VA-20112/88020746_zpid/

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[Theswweet]

Wrong forum.

 

[Jag]

It hurts. Turn it off.

 

[Dest]

winchester mystery house 2

 

[ArjanN]

lol, reminds me of the What Remains of Edith Finch house.

And that floor plan looks like a doom map.

 

[Crushed]

OOC - ok, this is way out of my lane, but if you've ever wanted to own a place that makes groverhaus look completely normal, here ya go. The roofline alone is mind-bending.

(link: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11621-Purse-Dr-Manassas-VA-20112/88020746_zpid/) zillow.com/homedetails/11…

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https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11621-Purse-Dr-Manassas-VA-20112/88020746_zpid/

It's like a goddamned algorithmically generated house

SCP-that-feeds-on-human-emotions-and-grows-into-a-vague-house-shape-based-on-its-victims-memories ass house


What the fuck

 

[ForKevdo]

When you let a 6 year old make a house in The Sims

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

A construction of pure concentrated evil.

 

[Slime]

I'd love to buy it and make it so that all the plumbing and electricity is operated by elaborate Rube Goldberg devices of the type you'd see in an 80s movie

 

[Funky Dude Sparks]

HOLY :O

 

[ILikeFeet]

I need a priest

 

[Dark Knight]

A horror movie could take place in that house with no horror villain/conflict. Just slow pans and zooms of its features set to ominous music.

 

[MisterHero]

every room is the master bedroom

come on in

 

[Einchy]

Ah, after 22 images I finally see something normal.

*goes to the next image*

FUCK

 

[Fat4all]

did frank lloyd wright get fucking pissed drunk again

 

[Crushed]

tilted cartridge ass house

machine learning ass house

extradimensional entity that eats souls and is slowly growing random additions ass house

 

[Deleted member 82]

Hey, that last pic looks like a D-

And that floor plan looks like a doom map.

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fuck.

 

[Acorn]

It's like a reflection of a normal house from a funhouse mirror.

 

[KarmaCow]

Some of that I get as dumb haphazard additions but there are still a bunch of wild decisions there.

 

[Deleted member 1086]

it's like the Winchester House, it doesn't have to make sense

 

[packy17]

Whoa, weird to see my old city on here.

Having said that, I've never seen a house that looks like that in the area. That's nuts.

 

[Brazil]

Massive Edith Finch vibes

 

[Cross-Section]

I'd live in this house, write an auto-biography about living in this house, make a million bucks

 

[Manu]

Massive Edith Finch vibes

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Was gonna post this.

 

[Fat4all]

how the fuck did two thread get made about the same house at roughly the same time

what's this conspiracy bullshit

 

[Ryaaan14]

My Sims house IRL tbh

 

[Funky Dude Sparks]

WHAT IS IN THAT BATHROOM :O

EVIL
EVIL
EVIL

 

[Fart Master]

Imagine being on acid in this house woah

 

[CrocodileGrin]

That place is like a gateway to either Hell or the multiverse.

 

[SchrodingerC]

That kitchen though, that's a complete gut job. It's like this person kept adding on as the years went by.

In fact, this might be a house architects have nightmares about.

 

[Einchy]

I'd live in this house, write an auto-biography about living in this house, make a million bucks

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[Fat4all]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/11...112-is-the-white-castle-of-mcmansions.131851/

how does this happen

 

[Smurf]

this house is a circus

 

[Greg NYC3]

It reminds me of some of the bigger houses I've visited in Jamaica. It looks like the house was built bit by bit as the family got money just like those house too.

Edit: I just noticed the Dark Souls map LOL

 

[Akira86]

I'd live in this house, write an auto-biography about living in this house, make a million bucks

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you'd disappear never to be seen again once you got the book deal.

 

[Soundscream]

how the fuck did two thread get made about the same house at roughly the same time

what's this conspiracy bullshit

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Probably blowing up on Reddit.

 

[Dyle]

Looks like a fun house to live in with a bunch of people who go on acid trips a lot

 

[Slayven]

IT looks like the contractor build it from scraps of other jobs

 

[ItsTheLittleThings]

Heresy detected

 

[Crushed]

it's like a bad counterstrike map that the creator just kept adding more stuff onto somehow breached our reality

 

[Deleted member 48897]

A horror movie could take place in that house with no horror villain/conflict. Just slow pans and zooms of its features set to ominous music.

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It's what you'd get if the hotel from The Shining were somehow also the black lodge from Twin Peaks

 

[RavFiveFour]

Looks like enough for multiple families.

 

[DOT_mjo]

Arguably the ugliest house I've ever seen.

 

[Einchy]

I like to imagine a serial killer hide a body in their walls and kept building more walls for more bodies.

 

[CaptainBojangles]

I kind of love it. It's so bad

 

[Acorn]

how the fuck did two thread get made about the same house at roughly the same time

what's this conspiracy bullshit

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I was confused for a minute, I was certain I had replied but couldn't find my post.

Time for bed.

 

[Lord Azrael]

Looks crazy but not sure that's enough to qualify it as the White Castle of McMansions

 

[Deleted member 48897]

Does this house have a SCP page yet?

Looks crazy but not sure that's enough to qualify it as the White Castle of McMansions

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For me, it's that I get sick just from looking at it

 

[Mitch]

oh god end me

 

[Crushed]

i'm pretty sure the way these two threads merged is basically the same way the house kept expanding by eating other houses