I work retail. There are specific songs I hear a million different versions of every day that drive me mad.
The biggest one is Little Drummer Boy. I grew up listening to
the original record. I love it. I do
not love hearing half-assed covers on repeat all afternoon. None of them have any personality or emotion. It's usually either "hey I'm singing a popular Christmas song!" or "hey listen to how many passing notes I can hit between the notes I'm actually supposed to be singing!" or some combination.
Similarly, I love
The Drifters' version of White Christmas (it's the song my brain automatically jumps to when it's bored, year-round, that backing vocal does it for me) but I can't stand most other versions of it. And of course nobody ever plays this version.
"Last Christmas," which is a terrible song that is all chorus and no verse and it makes me want to die. It's the only holiday song I dislike and I dislike it a lot.
This is the other big one. I don't dislike the lyrics and there are a couple versions I enjoy (such as Wham!'s), but there are versions that are literally just the chorus repeated for 3 minutes and they're on constantly.
Santa baby is god awful. Never want to hear it again
I don't find the song too bad, but I really hate how most people who do it always do it in that over-exaggerated "Marilyn Monroe singing Happy Birthday to JFK" voice. Taylor Swift does my favourite version (that I've heard lately) because she's actually singing it like a normal person.
People also do this to I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus. Why would you do that?!
The one that gets under my skin the most is "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time". At least most other Christmas songs are listenable. This one's just all around awful and unpleasant to hear.
That fucking Paul McCartney song.
omg I HATE THAT SONG
There's one other tune that drives me nuts. The main lyric is "Need a Little Christmas Now". I refuse to look it up to know any more about it than that and the fact I despise it.