$1500 Shoes

[Lobster Roll]

Spoiler

with a jizz design

because fashion, I guess

 

[DrewFu]

what...

 

[LProtagonist]

I mean, just get me some shoes and a hairdryer?

 

[Dest]

cum shoes

 

[SuperSah]

Laughing so hard

someone jacked it onto your shoes lmao

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

Less about the value and more about the "statement"

But you could make the same statement with $5 and a glue gun.

 

[Isilia]

Sploooosh

 

[Casa]

Walk around lookin like someone jizzed on your shoes, bruh

 

[BlueTsunami]

I could knuckle out a pair of these in the next thirty seconds

 

[stersauce]

CUMMIES

 

[Deleted member 39374]

High fashion is basically a shock value contest these days

Blame streetwear/hypebeast culture

 

[Kyuuji]

Cumpletely ridiculous.

 

[DJ_Lae]

 

[Pai Pai Master]

Someone already came on them though that's not fair

 

[Mintaro]

High fashion is basically a shock value contest these days

Blame streetwear/hypebeast culture

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100%

 

[Admiral Woofington]

I like my shoes like I like my porn search subjects

 

[Empress of ice cream]

What in the Carol Christian Poell ripoff hell is this?

 

[sangreal]

whose cum is it though?

 

[tabris]

I have $4000 shoes. Christian Louboutin Louis Strass Swarovski crystal sneakers.

$1500 isn't that crazy.

edit - those are ugly though

 

[Shadownet]

Looks like one of those shitty Payless work boots that someone spilled glue on.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

I have $4000 shoes. Christian Louboutin Louis Strass Swarovski crystal sneakers.

$1500 isn't that crazy.

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Did you miss the point of the thread so you could stealth brag lmao

 

[DevilMayGuy]

Those certainly aren't a cum up

Did you miss the point of the thread so you could stealth brag lmao

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Nothing stealthy about it

 

[Deleted member 11976]

Lost a dare so my STEP BRO creamed in my CLOGS!!! (13:47)

 

[Ikuu]

These are like a year old lol

 

[nsilvias]

this wouldnt be out of place in a certain subreddit

 

[Snake Eater]

us peasants would never understand the brilliant complexities of high fashion

 

[Burly]

Skeetzys

 

[Vilix]

Only $1500? I'll take too much.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

These are like a year old lol

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so its not just jizz, it's aged cum?

 

[Deleted member 6263]

this is something I'd expect to see on DIWhy

 

[theincredibleone]

I usually like Margiela but those are trash.

 

[Whitemex]

Somebody give those shoes a towel

 

[haradaku7]

Big boys stompin' in my Air Force cums

 

[wideface]

Cum again?

 

[oreomunsta]

"Hey man... your shoes are -"

"Fly as fuck, right?"

"Umm... yeah... sure"

 

[mikeamizzle]

NSFL

 

[Tom Nook]

LOL.

 

[Fart Master]

I have $4000 shoes. Christian Louboutin Louis Strass Swarovski crystal sneakers.

$1500 isn't that crazy.

edit - those are ugly though

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this dude lol

 

[sixteen-bit]

Shoekkake

 

[nitewulf]

NSFW

 

[mutantmagnet]

I think anyone wearing such shoes would have to start paying people to have sex with them.

 

[take_marsh]

He came, he wore, he kicked it's ass!

 

[MontlyCure]

I have a $1500 pair of socks with the same design.

 

[Deleted member 39374]

so its not just jizz, it's aged cum?

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"boiled in cum"

 

[Rosebud]

I would say that I wish I had $1500 to spend in one shoe, but seeing this maybe it's for the best.

 

[Heroicpiglet]

I could knuckle out a pair of these in the next thirty seconds

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self shaming is the best shaming, I laughed lol

 

[Deleted member 4367]

I have $4000 shoes. Christian Louboutin Louis Strass Swarovski crystal sneakers.

$1500 isn't that crazy.

edit - those are ugly though

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Fucking hilarious post.

 

[Notaskwid]

I have $4000 shoes. Christian Louboutin Louis Strass Swarovski crystal sneakers.

$1500 isn't that crazy.

edit - those are ugly though

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Cool. How about you eat them

 

[Alucrid]

if you want covered in semen sneakers you can do better

 

[Byakuya769]

What are those!?! What are those?