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343i: Please Stop Sending us Pizza (Update: Pizzas Are Still Coming)
- Thread starter Dancrane212
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Those pizzas have fueled quite a few Halo LANs at my place. They go hand in hand with each other around here.
Nice.
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Doesn't an ERA poster work there? Would love to see their response.
Well we're at 5 pages so my guess is they've already posted and I just haven't seen it yet.
This is gonna be a massive waste of food if this keeps happening and there's no longer any mouths to feed lol.
Is it that good? I'm at Costco every week & have never thought about getting a pie there.
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They are big and comparatively cheap, but aside from that I wouldn't say they are especially remarkable. Perfectly adequate for gatherings but I wouldn't seek it out as "priority pizza" otherwise.
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Have they only been sending chain pizza?
Y'all have no taste. All pizza is good.
Haha, the post I was looking for. Was it actually delish or are you just saying that?
Ha I didn't even think about delivery apps...am I old?...
I'm sure 343 can get whatever they want using those
It's pretty amazing for the price. Their chicken bakes are the real deal though.
I literally order it on half the family pizza all the time primarily because it works their nerves but secretly because it's delicious.
How is it delicious?!
I recently went to a taco joint (I already have a thing against cilantro, but that's another discussion) & when I bit into my taco, something was off. I looked into & there were fucking pineapples in my taco.
I could've murdered that chef had I not been home already SMH.
I fully expect the OT to be something related to pizza and for us to deliver more pizza at the studio once infinite comes out
OK, science time.
When your taste buds detect pineapple, the sugars and acids trigger what's called a "disco response" in the prefrontal lobe. For many people this, counterintuitively, provokes an anger response. Simultaneously, the oils and capsaicin in jalapeños actually affect different taste receptors, triggering a calming or "good boy" hormone release and electrical stimulation of the entire cerebral cortex.
Those two "Flava waves" actually cancel each other out as peaks match troughs and the brain rewards the "chillmon" state with "Sargasso Endorphins" which is a chemically and electrically identical phenomenon to TFW Thor arriving in Wakanda and demanding they bring him Thanos.
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Oh yeah? Well do your taste buds taste dish soap when you eat cilantro? Because the taste of a kitchen sink plus that "disco response" trigger makes me want to snap my fingers as if I am Thanos.
Ah yes, a spicier variant of the traditional and majestic Hawaiian pizza, sometimes known as the Volcano pizza. Delightful.
No one has a mighty craving until they are attacked with pizza.gif!
Thank you! Finally a scientific reference I can use to turn away all those pineapple + bacon pizza haters. 10/10
Also science time
If you are eating pineapple on a pizza there's a 100% chance you're not Italian
I've seen Italians eat pineapple on pizza. I've also seen Italians graffiti a statue in broad daylight in a Naples mall arcade tho.
little ceasers sauce is terrible. it's ruins the roof of my mouth in ways i never thought possible
and like Thor, the enjoyment of pineapple on pizza both are works of fiction and are not real.
Pizza Update March 13th
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Throw some feta on there and that's legitimately my favorite.
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The link in the OP will explain.